1. Kangaroos exist (Actually they might be a myth, but let's assume they exist and those silly Australians weren't lying)
2. Kangaroos are native to Australia
3. In order to be native to Australia, Australia must first exist.
4. Kangaroos exist and are native to Australia
5. Therefore Australia exists.
Thank you, thank you.
If not, where do the kangaroos come from? Answer me that! Is Steve Irwin a Martian, if Australia does not exist? What about the platypi, echidnas, dingos, wallabies, Australians, etc?
I also submit that MassiveDump actually does have a soul, otherwise he wouldn't be so amusing.
And I submit that this topic is bigoted against Australians, and move for it to be closed.
I am trying to figure out whether you're all being sarcastic or not. Seriously, is our world really filled with self-absorbed, obnoxious, narrow minded fools? REALLY???? I hate the world already as it is, PLEASE don't give me another reason to hate it. Of course Australia exists, I'm in Australia RIGHT NOW, on my laptop IN AUSTRALIA, with an AUSTRALIAN accent, genuinely trying to figure out whether you're all joking. Please, for the love of God, tell me you are!! T.T
This can't be serious right? What kind of an ignorant question is this?
I have been to Australia and lived there for about a year. Yes Kangaroos do exist. I have seen, touched, and fed them at the petting zoo. I don't even know why I'm spending time arguing this topic.
If you don't believe if Australia exists, why don't you buy a plane ticket and visit the place.
Visit the local zoos and see the kangaroos for yourself.
Of course Australia is real country. It is a country with culture, filled with its accents, food, and kangaroos. We are 200% sure that it should be real. U.N. investigators have looked deep into its geography and did some expeditions into Australia itself. They have concluded, it be right under Germany!
Just like to say YES Australia does exist.. I've been living here ever since I was born and would like to say that it is a beautiful place and I'm proud of where I come from. If you don't believe that Australia does exist you've obviously never taken a Geography class. And by the way we don't stand upside down. We stand up just like the rest of you.
If Australia didn't exist then why am I sitting here right now at school with my friends on my laptop. Australia has a POPULATION OF 22 MILLION! I live here and I know for a fact that it is 100% real. And no. I am not an actor hired by the government. Seriously get a life.
How can a normal modern day civilised human being be so stuck in a rut that they do not have the common sense to acknowledge an Allied country.
I am not sure whether to laugh or cry at ur insane stupidity.. Honestly all you narrow minded and arrogant people.. Are you drunk? Or have you been living with your head in the sand? If not... Are you on drugs? Because i sure hope you have something to blame your dumb ass ideas on!!!
Get a life ... And a brain... And a plane ticket to come and have a true and Amazing authentic Australian experience to prove to you how wrong u were!
Hahahaha.... Oh this is hilarious. What on earth??? Quite literally!!!!! How dumb can people be?? It is sad!!! Honestly, have you even had an education??? Of course Australia exists!!!!!! We are a real country... That fought with the Allies in World War One and Two... We also have served in Vietnam and Afghanistan.
WE ARE A REAL COUNTRY. WITH A GOVERNMENT. A PRIME MINISTER. WITH SIX STATES AND TWO TERRITORIES.
Please, I beg of you, do your research before you start making arguments about a half-baked idea...!!!
Of course its real I really hope all of you who are saying NO are just kidding. Australia is a government conspiracy? You have to be kidding me, I can't even wrap my head around such trolling. "How does Australia not fall off the globe." I have lived in Australia for many years, if seeing is believing then believe me.
I lived there for 2 years, then a finally came out of my coma. Check mate atheiests. Although good ole' Tony 'Boat Destroyer' Abbott has got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
Kangaroos are just overgrown chickens, do not believe the australian fallacy.
Check mate creationsists.
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Australia does not exist because Hugh Jackman isn't even real and it does not show up on this map about the formation of fold mountains and it shows that Australia isn't even real. Germany isn't real either. Nothing is real. Wat is life. Damn you fake kangaroos and Australians! Grr.
I like american cheese. Fuck this thing. It is one of the most stupid things to debate i have ever heard of. It is honestly scary how daft people can be if they think australia doesnt fucking exist. I have family in australia and they have a pet kangaroo. A dingo ate my cousin. The end.
The U.S. & U.K. Governments suffered a bout of maniacal crisis wherein they created terrifying new species of beast, and various mutant humans. Frightened of their own creations, & of their potential discovery, the govs shipped these monstrosities to a large purchased landmass, Australia. The government & culture of Australia do not exist. All who think they've visited or been born there have merely been in a small purchased section of New Zealand, fenced off from the rest of that island.
Australia is a fairy tale to be told to gullible children at bed time, how is it possible to believe that Australians exsist, ordinary people who really engage in community spirit, people who believe that you work to live not live to work, who dont have to pay for medical services and can live without owning guns.
Its just not possible for a country to exsist under these terms so the only thing I can say is it can't exist, it is a fairy tale told by polititions to give us hope when we have none!
Australia is simply mishap in the maps. In all the maps you read today, the supposed 'Australia' is bright yellow. Also the size and shape of this 'island' is the close equivalent of the reflection of the sun off the blue ocean. If there was an island all I can say is I don't recall anyone who has lived there, much less BEEN there! I have gathered evidence to show that Australia is not an island at all, but just light. The actual meaning of Australia is southern and/or northern lights, or the Aurora Borealis. ( https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100722030633AA4EvNc )
This clearly proves that Australia is nothing but light, created by the reflection of the sun and the southern lights make the area on the maps to be shown, and named after the lights themselves; Austrailia.
Australia is on the opposite side of the planet, completely opposite to us, in America. Unless you assume that the world is flat (which some of you pro-Australia people probably do), that means they would be on the bottom of the Earth. Assuming that Australia DID exist, wouldn't they all fall off the planet since gravity makes us fall down?
I live there so I Know that it is real and that it is not fake because I was born here and have lived all my life here.
Me and my friends find all you idiots crazy and soo ignorant that you think we don't exist so we challenge you to comment
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First, I need to let you in on a secret; as any member of the scientific community will tell you reluctantly after the minimum of 43 continuous hours of torture as mandated by The Code of the Atheist Brotherhood (Article XII, "Confidentiality"; section 4, "When to Violate"), all factual, scholarly papers and textbooks have government mandated facades, and in order to reveal their actual content, one must stand on a bucket and balance a glass of chocolate milk on the head while reciting God Save the Queen backwards (not the word order backwards, like as if you were to play it backwards.)
Once you perform this ritual on any work claiming to be by and Australian or Australian university, you will find that they are credited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
This doesn't seem strange at first glance... Until you remember Hogwarts is in the Scotland, not Australia! Hogwarts' frequent concealment of its identity in the academic community is understandable due to the school's history of corruption and violence, but why are they the only ones that use the pen name of this so-called 'Australia'.
What about the extensive works about this country that isn't sure if it's a commonwealth, continent, island, or all of the above?
If you perform the ritual on any of these texts, you will find they are either conspiracy theories about 'inside jobs' or homosexual erotic poetry regarding various literary characters. Occasionally, though, you will find a work that actually mentions the Land Down Under, but each of these are credited jointly to the London School of Economics and Harvard University, and, as we all know, Harvard and London School of Ec are full of Illuminati-controlled communist wing-nuts.