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  • Donald Trump is Infact a Twinkie

    Indisputable evidence that 2016 presidential candidate Donald John Trump is in fact, a Hostess Twinkie. First off, Hostess can make 1000 Twinkies in one minute, or about 500 million per year. Donald Trump comes up with 937 racist thoughts and ideas per minute, or 492.5 million per year. These numbers are shockingly close. Also, Twinkies are made by baking the Twinkie for 12 minutes, injecting it with cream, flipping it over so the round bottom is now the top; then packaging for shipping. Donald Trump is made by baking an ugly toupee for 12 minutes, injecting it with racism, flipping it over so it lands on a wrinkly bag of skin, then packaging it with Mexicans to be shipped so that he grows to hate them. If you say Donald is not a Twinkie, I say to you, look at the facts!
    He was born in 1946, twinkies in 1930. The difference is 16 years. He was 16 when he got his license to drive a car, and twinkies are delivered in cars. Coincidence? I think not. Also twinkies are made in USA, not Mexico and Donald Trump hates Mexicans. There is no coincidence here
    Hostess makes more than 1000 twinkies per minute, or about 500 million per year. Donald Trump, on average, thinks of 937 racist comments and ideas per minute, or about 492.5 million a year. These numbers are shockingly close. Twinkies are made by baking the Twinkie for 12 minutes; injecting it with cream; flipping it over so the round bottom is now the top; then packaging for shipping. Donald Trump is made by baking an ugly toupee for 12 minutes, injecting it with racism, flipping it over a bunch of times to make it angry, and packaging it in hatred. All in all, there is indisputable evidence that Donald Trump is a Twinkie.

  • Yes, there is no doubt in my mind that he is a Twinkie.

    There is indisputable evidence that 2016 presidential candidate Donald John Trump is in fact, a Hostess Twinkie. First off, Hostess can make 1000 Twinkies in one minute, or about 500 million per year. Donald Trump comes up with 937 racist thoughts and ideas per minute, or 492.5 million per year. These numbers are shockingly close. Also, Twinkies are made by baking the Twinkie for 12 minutes, injecting it with cream, flipping it over so the round bottom is now the top; then packaging for shipping. Donald Trump is made by baking an ugly toupee for 12 minutes, injecting it with racism, flipping it over so it lands on a wrinkly bag of skin, then packaging it with Mexicans to be shipped so that he grows to hate them. If you say Donald is not a Twinkie, I say to you, look at the facts!

  • Donald Trump, after close study, has in fact, proven to be a Twinkie.

    Hostess makes more than 1000 twinkies per minute, or about 500 million per year. Donald Trump, on average, thinks of 937 racist comments and ideas per minute, or about 492.5 million a year. These numbers are shockingly close. Twinkies are made by baking the Twinkie for 12 minutes; injecting it with cream; flipping it over so the round bottom is now the top; then packaging for shipping. Donald Trump is made by baking an ugly toupee for 12 minutes, injecting it with racism, flipping it over a bunch of times to make it angry, and packaging it in hatred. All in all, there is indisputable evidence that Donald Trump is a Twinkie.

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  • Yes of course.

    Twinkies are only good for 25 days, 25 days is when Donald turned into a racist monster. In the 1980's Twinkies tried to release a new flavor but it was wildly unsuccessful, much like his attempt to be likable. Overall, we can only conclude that Donald is in fact a twinkie.

  • Yes he obviously is a twinkie.

    He was born in 1946, twinkies in 1930. The difference is 16 years. He was 16 when he got his license to drive a car, and twinkies are delivered in cars. Coincidence? I think not. Also twinkies are made in USA, not Mexico and Donald Trump hates Mexicans. There is no coincidence here.

  • Donald Trump IS in fact a twinkie.

    With the hair, and the bad taste it leaves in your mouth, it has been confirmed that Presidential Candidate Donald Trump is a twinkie. In 2011, Hostess canceled twinkies, and 2011 was a year where Donald Trump was ugly, racist, and looked like a twinkie. Coincidence? I think not. Instead of HOSTESS cancelling Twinkies, AMERICA needs to cancel twinkies. Amen. God bless your families

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  • Yes of corse he is

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