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  • To Know Him is to Love Him

    To know Him is to love Him. Come on guys, all ya gotta do is open your eyes. Pasta is all around us; Pasta is the very essence of reality. Is it not obvious to anyone who looks with open eyes that there is only One Noodley Niceness! RAmen RAmen!

  • It definitely is.

    How can you not believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You know that he is true! You know of his greatness in your heart of hearts! He hears your blaspheme every time you worship the abomination known as crist! His noodleness touches our heads, he inspires us to build great things, he spoke through the mouth of the prophet and wrote his gospel! The burdon of proof lies on the non-believers!

    And thus we end the sermon,

    RAmen

  • He is more real than even YOU!

    All religions are fake! And the great spaghetti has a good argument for all the flaws in his fickle universe: he was drunk while making it, while your religions have no excuse and a less visually appealing creator. Plus this great god gives you everything you need in the afterlife. You know he is the true creator! Now give him your money and time. RAmen.

  • All hail him

    The flying spaghetti monster is way more realistic than other religions, he is also more peaceful. The flying spaghetti monster also has a better argument for all the flaws in the world : he was drunk while making it. And last but not least, he is edible and delicious. Even though religious people say the mighty spaghetti is a joke, their religions are all complete bullcrap. R'Amen.

  • It's actually fine, I really like it, I think it is the definiton of creativity.

    Our pasta, who art in the collander
    draining to be your noodles.
    Thy the noodle come, thy sauce be yum,
    on top some grated parmesan.
    Give us the day garlic bread,
    and forgive us our tresspasses,
    as we forgive those
    who trample on our lawns.
    And lead us not to vegetarianism,
    bur deliver us some pizza
    for thine is the meatball, the noodle,
    and the sauce forever and ever.


    R'amen! <3
    Look that praying, how incredible it is! :O He is peaceful, human loving god, the best compared to others like Jesus, Buddha, Alah and etc. The rules of this religion is pretty acceptable for me, because it is tasty and exciting. :D

  • Is it the true religion or the possible religion?

    FSM is as valid as any other religion.
    I do miss Christmas turkey but a festive Lasagna or pizza is great.
    Another upside is that few if any Pastafarians go around shooting humans with their assault rifles unless in a war zone.
    Pastafarians don't care with what letter you identify, L,B,G, T, straight or crooked. (most of the crooked are Politicians not Pastafarians)

  • Is it the true religion or the possible religion?

    FSM is as valid as any other religion.
    I do miss Christmas turkey but a festive Lasagna or pizza is great.
    Another upside is that few if any Pastafarians go around shooting humans with their assault rifles unless in a war zone.
    Pastafarians don't care with what letter you identify, L,B,G, T, straight or crooked. (most of the crooked are Politicians not Pastafarians)

  • Yeah its good

    It is godd pasta tastes good uh oh i am a canibal halo m3 FUK im dying soagert god wil 34t me HEALEd help help help help hlep ghelp eglepl help ehlep helpel ehlep ehlelp helptyhg im gon4 b3 34t1ng me HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP im dying alalal im ded

  • No, it was just created as a joke.

    Pastafrianism sees Creationism as a joke that had spread and infested human kind. Now, which is worst, to worship a joke (Creationism) or to worship a Joke of a Joke (Pastafrianism)? If you're a Pastafrianism and you don't believe in worshiping a joke but you would go and worship your own joke, well you're just as wrong as the religion you're criticizing.

  • Why A Spaghetti Monster?

    Worship and believe in God. Not some spaghetti monster. I honestly feel that this thing is probably the worst thing. Don't create fake religion, join a real one. So before you start saying "I'm a Pastafarian!", think about what your doing and what you're saying. Patafarian is a no no.

  • Jesus is the real answer

    This pasta monster thing is a joke. Jesus is not a joke. You people are the ones who need to open your eyes. You are living a lie. This is a crazy religion based on other religions. Who really would worship a pasta monster? You people are crazy to believe this. JESUS IS THE WAY.


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