In golf all the golfers do is swing the club and hit the ball then everyone claps and walks to the ball while the players drive to there. In soccer it's much more exciting; plays are always being made and there's no standing there just quietly clapping along. Shots are being taken and fouls happen and balls are stolen and moves are made to break people's ankles. It's so much more fun to play and watch.
Golf you hit a ball and then go on a golf cart to get it. Don't tell me that's athletic! Soccer players don't have golf carts to get the ball they actually have to dribble between defenders and score past the goalie and they have only 1 break and it's at halftime.