Okay - I get it; “ the beautiful game” is a world sport. All you have to be is a fast runner with endurance. But soccer is a kids game- it’s for little kids and bored ex wives on saturdays to actually get outside. No real strength or even focus required- just wait for the other team to not be focused and score.
Soccer players fall down at the slightest touch and when you trip them they act as if their legs suddenly broke and their in agony. They're a bunch of losers who can even take a single hit. If they get pushed they fall down in an exaggerated style and sob their eyes out. If the other team doesn't get a card then they'll stand up and start complaining. Soccer is a game of acting like a sissy and complaining to the ref.
Any PHYSICAL sport that has grown men with little to no protection fighting to get a ball into a goal as the only real rule is a badass sport. There's tension, drama (on matches and political drama), injuries, endurance, and a bunch of non sport fans (the minority) that make a sissy opinion poll and b*tch and bicker about it but never watched/played a sport in their life!
You don't have to like the sport but you better respect it.
Or you're a damn sissy.