My friend Jay loves Tasmania so much. You should see his house. There are so many Tasmanian things sitting around. He likes Tasmania so much that he got his hair shaved in the shape of Tasmania (it looks really bad). He has tattoos of Tasmanian things all over him. I support his decisions.
Tasmania is threatening the Australian way of life with all their Tasmania crap it about time they were expelled from Australia, they could join New Zealand or Antarctica but we get to keep the islands in the bass strait they can have McDonald island or some useless rock like that.