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  • The Ground has caused thousands of death since it was created

    Look. The ground, just like guns, is responsible for numerous deaths each year. I mean, if somebody accidentally falls out of their 34 story window, they are guaranteed to be executed by the ground, which will heavily impact their craniums. If there were no ground, there will be less people dead. Period.

  • The Ground is linked to School Shootings

    You should be concerned about the ground! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Earth as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), the ground is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

    Death due to accidental inhalation of earth, even in small quantities. It damages the lungs.
    Prolonged exposure to the ground causes severe tissue damage.
    Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    Dirt is a major component of acid rain.
    Gaseous ground can cause severe burns.
    Contributes to soil erosion.
    Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    Contamination of electrical systems can cause short-circuits.
    Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    Vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks had touched the ground.
    Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    Thermal variations in the ground are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

    A recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver and Arkansas, the ground was involved. In fact, the ground is often very available to students of all ages within the assumed safe confines of school buildings. None of the school administrators with which we spoke could say for certain how much of the substance is on the floor within their very hallways.

  • Everything that touches it dies

    The ground is far more dangerous than anything else you will ever touch, besides maybe food, water, or oxygen. Like the three aforementioned substances, the ground has killed every human with which it came into contact. 100% of the people die on the earth and 100% spent most of their lives on the ground. Wake up people, the ground is going to kill you, we must do something before it's too late.

  • We need the ground to live

    The ground is where trees and plants grow, we need trees to give us oxygen. Without the ground we would have no were to plant trees and would die. Were else are we going to walk if there is not ground. We cant fly or float. We would just be falling with no end.

  • How would we do that

    Let me introduce you to something: Reality. How the heck would we "ban" the ground. I don't even know why I'm bothering to answer a question this stupid. Is this a troll? Is there a gameshow for stupid people? If so I think the person/people saying yes would fit right in!

  • The ground doesn't exist!

    How can we ban something that doesn't exist. Use ur brain m8! I think these deaths you speak of are all false stories by attention seekers, same like ghost stories. If it dont exist how can it be the grounds fault. Pls be rational, dun create imaginated things to explain deaths

  • Reality and common sense!!!

    The person above is right! You can't just ban the ground! Reality says that if you take chuncks of it away, bubbling lava is more dangerous than the ground. And also, how many people actually live on a 34 level building? Hardly any! I feel sorry for people who think yes, it's like you've been hypnotised.


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