They keep you feeling cool and looking cool. Perfect accessory for a Cool Dad™ on the go, need to take little Johnny to soccer practice, but you can't find your sunglasses? No worries just slip on a sweet sun visor, grab the mini van and go! SUN VISORS FOR THE WIN!!!
What better way to keep the sun out of your face than a sun visor? You may say a hat is better, but does a hat also let you part your hair while wearing it? No, it does not. If a visor is good enough for Masters champion Bubba Watson, it's good enough for me.
Sun visors are worn by poker dealers. The government and classic movies have depicted poker as "good" and "fun." But gambling is a sin. Sin rhymes with sun. Boom. Sun visors are the devil's fruit. Anyone who takes a bite by placing a cursed sun shield over their head, is being monitored by Obamacare.
As George Carlin basically said. It's goofy looking. A real cap is great. I don't like seeing a visor and the top of someone's head. It's just goofy looking and bizarre. A real baseball shaped cap is cool! Down with that,, but please don't buy half a hat (as Carlin called it once).