yo momma fight

I'm new to this site and I've seen a lot of yo momma debates going around, so for my first debate I decided to try one. Good luck to my opponent, whoever it may be. Rules: 1. Post 3 yo momma jokes 2. This is just for fun, don't freak out or anything lol Now, my 3 jokes: 1. Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book 2. Yo momma's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was only sick 3. Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck...