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Iron Man V.S. The Hulk THE LIMITED DEBATE

2012-05-26T20:04:28-08:00

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This is a superhero debate between me and Thaddeus. I am supporting Iron Man, and he is supporting the Hulk. This is a very limited debate time-wise.

Rules:
1)Please, no semantics or trolling.
2)Only 30 minutes to reply.
3)Only 4,000 characters.
4) Have fun :)

LET IT BEGIN!!!!

The government should make extra payments to unemployed sex maniacs

2012-04-13T22:56:54-08:00

(Post Voting Period) According to a bloke I met in the pub recently, unemployed people who inform the benefits agency that they wet the bed are given extra payments to cover the cost of buying a new washing machine every two years. The guy told me that this is because the wear and tear caused by washing bedding every day means that the machines need to be replaced more frequently than normal. Although I couldn't find any evidence of this gentleman's assertions when I checked the Internet and, admittedly, he had been drinking heavily, this isn't the sort of story someone would make up so I would ask you to join me in taking his word for it. With this being the case, it occurred to me that this amounts to gross discrimination against unemployed sex maniacs (1). I agree that bed-wetters shouldn't be expected to sleep on stinking, urine-soaked sheets every night and they deserve the extra cash, but neither should unemployed sex maniacs be expected to sleep on sheets encrusted

In human reproduction, vaginal birth is superior to anal birth.

2012-04-28T16:17:54-08:00

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Resolution:
In human reproduction, vaginal birth is superior to anal birth.

Rounds:
1 - Acceptance
2 - Main argument
3 - Rebuttals and insults

Rules:
THERE ARE NO RULES

CHEESEDINGO1'S TROLL TOURNEY: Chickens are Superior To Humans

2012-05-07T07:34:59-08:00

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CHEESEDINGO1'S TROLL TOURNAMENT ROUND 1:

Cheesedingo v.s. lannan13

Topic: Chickens are superior to humans.

Perimeters:

1) Alaska is a place of Tortilla chips and Polar Bears.

2) Chickens and roosters are the same except for their sex.

3) The friendzone exists. (meaning one that is trapped in a relationship where they are only regarded as a friend when they want an actual realationship).

THAT IS ALL.

BRING IT ON.

All males from ages 13 to 19 should be castrated and then uncastrated once they turn 20

2012-04-19T08:29:27-08:00

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Hello, My name is Imabench,

AND THIS IS YOUR WEEKLY IMABENCH TROLL DEBATE :D

This weeks topic, all male Middle Schoolers and High schoolers between the ages of 13 and 19 should be castrated to prevent them from having sex, spreading STD's, and possibly getting women pregnant while in high school or middle school. Then when those men turn 20 the castration will be undone and then they will be allowed to live their lives the way they want.

there are only 2 parameters for this debate
- Con must agree that the castration will be successfully undone under any circumstances
- Con must agree that Mitt Romney will be the GOP candidate

First round is acceptance only, LET THE DEBATE BEGIN!

Rap Battle!

2012-02-25T14:45:31-08:00

(Post Voting Period) Lets see IF you can dominate me in a rap battle(: There are rules And 1st round is for acceptance *** Voters please give all 7 points to the person you think won ***

You can not get a girl purely on being Kind to them. NO TO TIP#2!

2012-05-04T11:30:24-08:00

(Post Voting Period) I challenge Thaddeus to a debate because of this forum: http://www.debate.org/forums/personal/topic/19927/8/ bring it on, Thadeus! NO TO TIP #2!

DDO should have a forum section devoted to topics of sex and all things orgasmic

2012-04-20T20:18:28-08:00

(Post Voting Period) First Round: Acceptance. I debate Imabench on this topic because of his intelligence on this topic.MY REASONING: 1. DDO discusses sex a lot.2. There are sexy debaters (i.e. Me, Koopin, lickdafoot, tuf, royalpalidan)3. because i said so.LET THE SEX DEBATE BEGIN.

Which came first, Chicken, or the Egg?

2012-04-11T18:49:43-08:00

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This is a comedy debate. I, the Pro, say the chicken came first. Neg supports the Egg.

My beginning argument is that if the egg came first, Adam and Eve would eat it. NOM NOM NOM.

Chicken? hell no. They wont eat that. All feathery and icky. Plus, they bite.

To accept, you must:
1.Be a chicken. Literally. Not a baby or a sissy, but a live, cocka-doodle-doo chicken. Ive accepted being a chicken, and Now I can fly.You all must join me.

2.You must be female. Guys can't lay eggs.

3.Accept chickens as the dominant species over humans. Nuff said.

In a debate, a side that uses profanities in a derogatory manner should lose

2012-04-09T23:20:04-08:00

(Post Voting Period) If people on a given side of a formal debate were to implement profanities (e.g., n-word) in derogatory manner, then they should lose the debate because of it. I am con, and my opponent is pro. First round is for acceptance. Thank you.

Rap Battle

2012-03-09T18:00:14-08:00

(Post Voting Period) First Round: Acceptance. Please accept only if you are able to quickly respond with your rap, i will have to leave in a week and will not have access to the internet. RULES 1. Keep it somewhat clean. While this is rap, constant cursing should be kept on the down low. 2. Be creative. Very self explanitory. 3. ENJOY.

One Piece Universe vs. Naruto Universe

2012-07-25T05:58:27-08:00

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Yup, it's another classic pirates vs. ninjas debate, except these aren't any ordinary pirates or ninjas! The full resolution is, "In a war, the One Piece universe would beat the Naruto universe."

Burden of Proof -

I, Pro, must prove that in a war between the One Piece universe and Naruto universe, the former would win.

My opponent, Con, must prove that in a war between the One Piece universe and Naruto universe, the latter would win.

Rules for Battle -

1. All current characters in the series will be restored to full health and power.

2. All deceased characters will be brought back to life with full health and power.

3. Any characters that died before the series began (i.e. the Sage of the Six Paths, Gol D. Roger, etc.) will be excluded from rule number two. This includes the ten tails.

4. The only exception to rule number three is

Being poor should be a crime

2012-05-06T14:32:11-08:00

(Post Voting Period) This is a part of Cheesedingo1's troll debate tournament, this is my challenge to Cheesedingo1 Resolution: Anybody who is poor should be a crime that is punishable by prison terms, and in some cases if extreme enough, be given the death penalty Parameters 1) Poor is anyone who lives in poverty and is of working age but chooses not to work 2) Minimum term for jail time for being poor is 5 years 3) People who break the poor law 5 times will be put to death First Round is Acceptance Only

God Has commited most if not all of the 7 deadly sins.

2012-03-30T18:07:05-08:00

(Post Voting Period) All will be explained when one accepts this debate. First round is acceptance. If you do accept, you must have knowledge of God and the bible, please. Also, voters, please do not vote on weather you agree with your prior opinion, but on the arguments both convey. I am a catholic, but i like to have opinions. Please be open minded and do not vote just because you and your prior opinions disagree with me. 7 deadly sins: Sloth, greed, envy, Pride, gluttony, lust, and Wrath. PREPARE FOR ALL OF YOUR MINDS TO BE BLOWN AND HAVE A DIFFERENT VIEW OF EVERYTHING.

OBAMA V.S. MITT ROMNEY the Political Troll Debate

2012-05-30T19:32:12-08:00

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Hello, and welcome to Ameriman's first debate. This is a debate over who will win in a fight: Mitt Romney or Obama.

The TROLL part of this is:

If all of their good idea's came together in the form of raw POWER and was given to the candidates, who would win in a BOXING MATCH?

This will be political, but it will also be trolling as well.

First round is acceptance, 2nd is arguments, and 3rd round is attacks and conclusions.

MAY THE POLITICAL TROLL DEBATE BEGIN!!!!!

God has commited most of the 7 deadly sins: Part 2

2012-04-08T17:39:22-08:00

(Post Voting Period) First round: acceptance. I look forward to a good debate against Stubs. I will define all necessary definitions in my first argument.

Warr on Terror

2012-05-11T20:17:50-08:00

(Post Voting Period) War on terror - The governments war on terror in attempt to curb terrorism. Also known as post 9/11 security measures. My opponent affirms it, I negate it. BOP even. 1st round acceptance. This debate is lax, so dont vote on S/G. Other then that it is fairly formal, though a little bit of fooling around is ok, just no trolling.

Rap Battle 5 Cheesedingo VS Lannan

2013-04-08T18:13:40-08:00

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Well, This guy says she gots what it takes to take me on. WE SHALL SEE.

RULES:
1) Offend your opponent. That is the way rap is. If you can't put up with that, don't accept.
2) While offending your opponent is necessary, try not to take it over the top and go out of your way to make your opponent feel like sh*t.
3) Be good at rapping.

First round is acceptance ONLY.

THAT IS All.

CHALLENGE OF THE CHEESEDINGO!!!!

Pokemon Is better than Yu-Gi-Oh

2013-02-22T03:56:17-08:00

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Hello, and welcome to a very nerd-friendly debate. In this debate, I will be saying how pokemon is far superior to that of Yu-Gi-Oh. When I was younger, I was absolutely obsessed with Pokemon, and still to this day, I can tell you a lot about any pokemon from versions 1 through 3. I still know a bit about gen 4 and a little bit about gen 5. So challenge me! Bring it on!

Rules:

1. You may not focus primarily on generation 5.
2. You may not say that "gen 1 and 2 were the only good ones".
3. You can't argue against generation six as not much is known about it yet.

I think that's it, and please only accept if your an experienced debater. No debaters with only 1 debate under their belt.

Pokemon for the win!

Pokemon Is better than Yu-Gi-Oh

2013-03-10T18:18:23-08:00

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Hello, and welcome to a very nerd-friendly debate. In this debate, I will be saying how pokemon is far superior to that of Yu-Gi-Oh. When I was younger, I was absolutely obsessed with Pokemon, and still to this day, I can tell you a lot about any pokemon from versions 1 through 3. I still know a bit about gen 4 and a little bit about gen 5. So challenge me! Bring it on!

Rules:
1. You may not focus primarily on generation 5.

2. You may not say that "gen 1 and 2 were the only good ones".

3. You can't argue against generation six as not much is known about it yet.I think that's it, and please only accept if your an experienced debater. No debaters with only 1 debate under their belt.

Pokemon for the win! And good luck to whoever accepts!