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About Me:I was born off the coast of St. Kitts and Nevis where due to the sadistic winds of tropical storm Edwin the stork was forced to drop me into the Caribbean unable to deliver his precious cargo to my real parents Wayne T. Erikson of Hugadou Alabama and his daughter Lizzy. I was then raised by a family of dolphins where I perfected the skill of muff-diving before I was picked up 7 years later by the HMS Pinafore when they mistook me for the largest raisin they have ever seen. After a year on board learning their raucous singing and high-jinks I landed in Osaka where I met the love of my life, Hirayama. She was a UFO enthusiast with vertigo and a gangrenous left little toe, that lovely, lovely toe; I kept it as a souvenir when I left for the naval port of Zurich Switzerland at the age of 12 where I developed a taste for human flesh and lederhosen. After disappearing in the black forrest for a number of years I was arrested in Austria for eating the majority of the VanTrap family but was la
Beliefs:I consider myself a cynic but an optimist. Somewhat of a Left-leaning Libertarian but I mostly just dance the beat of my own drum. I consider myself a proponent of civil discourse and somewhat of a humorist with an absurdist bent.
Quotes:"You know, a little orphan girl once told me that the sun will come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I supressed the urge to laugh in her face but now, by gum, I think sh
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