The Instigator
Ezpresso
Con (against)
The Contender
tellytiger
Pro (for)

Are traps gay?

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Started: 1/17/2018 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 9 months ago Status: Debating Period
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Ezpresso

Con

Are traps gay?
tellytiger

Pro

Well well here we go again.
I need more information. And uh yeah traps sound so gay ugh gays are infecting the earth with their nonsense. Sinners are what they are and anything or anyone that is gay sucks! In fact this debate itself sounds gay.
Debate Round No. 1
Ezpresso

Con

Firstly, traps aren't gay if you don't know they are traps, thus they aren't traps.

Secondly, if it looks like a girl, it is.

Thirdly, why has humanity developed such a poor conscious regarding sexuality? Is it a principle that we live our lives by? Is it a moral, ethical code? No. These pretensions must be dispelled, much like the Capitalist society in which we exist, by removing capitalism we remove the oppressive norms that we have imposed upon ourselves. To co-exist within a communist utopia with Traps is the most desirable outcome here, Stalin didn't think traps were gay. To restrict our sexual undertakings to the opposite of each gender, to brand things as 'gay' and to look upon them in disdain and embarrassment is to restrict the potential of the pleasures that we are more than capable of experiencing. Not Are traps gay? But are traps pleasurable, and should they be encouraged? Yes. For this, this is what is in requirement of consideration, for pleasure is the sole reason for existence, positing limitations upon genders is restricting of this great and immeasurable pleasure that traps posses. Traps are like doors, you don't know what's on the other side often, but that curiosity, inherent only to the rational minds of humans, is what is desirable within, for they are what their name suggests. However, not the trap commonly comprehended as the ferry between the realms of happiness and content and the world of pain and despair, this is a different kind of trap. The likes of which the great philosophical and ethical minds would encourage, I would posit that the likes of Frederick Nietzsche, Soren Kierkegaard and Albert Camus would all appreciate the comforting, but also reassuring nature of traps.

I also feel compelled to dispel the myth of traps that limits them to a single gender, for a trap is mutually exclusive, a man can appear as a female as much as a female imitating a man's appearance. The pinnacle of traps are what we truly desire... Anime traps. These are so convincing that you have already unzipped your pants, got the moisturizer and the tissues and put away your bible or hidden your pictures of God for fear of not committing a sin, before you realize, much like the 6th army at Stalingrad, that you fucked up, for you haven't read the piece of dialogue which enlightens you to the fact that the object of your brief and disillusioned sexual passion is in fact a male. Although, I beg of you not to cower in the face of such surprise and embarrassment, instead continue with your endeavors for you are missing out.
tellytiger

Pro

if youre a smart person with a good brain you will know if someone is a trap because dUUUHHHHHH
sexyutality is supposed to be straight for EERYONE. its adam and eve not adumb and steve.
if you want to be a trap then youre auto gay because thats stupid and jesus and his daddy dont want that. end. of. sicussuion.
JESUS AND GOD ARE THE PINNALCE OF THE UNIVERSE
anime is a sin because it lies about what happens in japanese and chinese. do you think animes are rea? wow. the devil has already gotten itself inside you.
.ps. im not actually homophobic because uhhhhh its kinda dumb to be im just going along with YOUR meme
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Posted by Ezpresso 9 months ago
Ezpresso
Do not insult my dear friend tellytiger, he is a man of prolific intellect, the likes of which make anybody jealous.
Posted by Pill_Junkie_Monkey 9 months ago
Pill_Junkie_Monkey
Traps are gay. Also tellytiger is a an idiot. LOL
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