Cliffs of Dover is a better song than My Name is Jonas

Mynameisjonas, i haf wached your debates on this website for a while now, and eye haf concluded dat yu r, in fact, the gratist debator on this sight. This is were eye chalange you for dominance. You have bin teh best debater on this websight... until now. Eye shall defeet yu in this debate, and claim my ritefulll place as teh best debator on this websight.

Now, the debate topic shall be about songs. It seems dat both of our usernames r namd after songs, so now wii will debit over witch song is better. Eye Will start off by sayin dat Cliffs of Dover is the bestestest song in the wurld.

I thank you for your complimentatary ways, cliffsofdover, but I see it as no more than a pitifititul attempt at sacrilige. Prepare to be dethroned.

Let's look at the lyrics of both songs, and i shall analyzical both of them:

My Name is Jonas:

My name is Jonas.-his name is jonas
I'm carrying the wheel.-he's carrying a big wooden thing over his shoulder
Thanks for all you've shown us.-someone's been seeing things!
This is how we feel.-they have emotions.

Come sit next to me.-he retains a gluteus, and is able to sit
Pour yourself some tea.-he is allergic to coffee, so he has to drink tea or he'll die

Just like Grandma made-his grandmother was an austrian, and therefore made tea
When we couldn't find sleep.-na na na na na na-neo-na na na na na na-sporin
Things were better then.-the economy is flourishing better than it is now
Once but never again.-it will happen many times
We've all left the den.-he was a lion, and had a den to tend to
Let me tell you 'bout it.-he is mute, and can only talk through sign language

Choo-choo train left right on time.-he was able to board his plane before it left
A ticket costs only your mind.-one brain per seat
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."-he has homosexual urges
Of course we were willing to pay.-A nickel!

My name is Wakefield.-Tim Wakefield of the boston red sox has a special appearance
Gotta box full of your toys.-he is a fugitive, and stole this poor man's toys
They're fresh out of batteries.-he also stole his batteries
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise.-he ate frosted cheerios for lunch
Tell me what to do.-he doesnt know what to do at all because hes STUPID
Now the tank is dry.-he emptied his bladder
Now this wheel is flat.-someone slashed his tires with a nail gun
And you know what else?-no, I really dont
Guess what I received,-he got divorce papers
In the mail today.-and a letterbomb
Words of deep concern-"Honey...I HATE YOU!"
From my little brother.-he is guilty of incest!

The building's not goin' as he planned.-someone forgot the crowbar
The foreman has injured his hand.-playing with the crowbar
The dozer will not clear a path.-because he's dozing...duh...
The driver swears he learned his math.-But, there's no swearing in this song!

The workers are goin' home. (x4)-To a nice bowl of soup
Yeah!-YEAH BOY

The workers are goin' home. (x3)-This time, to a nice bowl of chowder
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!-YEAH BOY!

My name is Jonas.-Simple.

Let's look at the lyrics for Cliffs of Dover:

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That's because they're's none.

End o' storie.

Mynameisjonas, yur wilcum 4 da compleemints, butt asss eye sed bee4, yu shalll looz

no1 cairs about teh lirics uv a song, dey cair about da moosic..

iff yu go 2 http://www.youtube.com... yu shall C dat only weerd peeple liek dis guy listins 2 dis laim moosic

now go 2 http://www.youtube.com... asss yu C theyre is a kewl guy playin teh gatar

affter analyzicizing teh too videeos, eye haf cuncluoodid dat peeple woo listin to "My name is Jonas" r weerd and peeple woo listin to "Cliffs of Dover" r kewlio

I have watched both of these videos and conclude them to be insurmountable.

Let me start off my argument by quoting Bobby Alfredo:

"Tippity Top Del Everest es BAH"

Point Stated.

I find that Cliffs of Dover is only useful to mute people, as it is instrumental, and thus they have no trouble with the singing along part.

My Name Is Jonas appeals to a wide spectrum of people, such as the paralyzed, legless, deaf, blind, beheaded, hindustani, cannibals, anorexics, belimic, claustrophobic, bilingual, agoraphobic, and most importantly, shepherds.

I would continue my argument, but I have to lick the suds off my walrus hide. Hee Hee Hee.

obveeosily, yu did nut wach bothe videeos will enuff, 4 dis is wat eye cuncludid:

Da My Name is Jonas videeo: it tis ay videeo uv yur mama dancing 2 da worsterest song en da universee.

Cliffs of Dover videeo: it tis ay videeo uv ay reely kewl guy playin ay song on a gatar.

un-liek My Name is Jonas, Cliffs of Dover iss ay song dat peeple actwally liek

now eye shalll anyalicazize wat yu sed b4:

"My Name Is Jonas appeals to a wide spectrum of people, such as the paralyzed, legless, deaf, blind, beheaded, hindustani, cannibals, anorexics, belimic, claustrophobic, bilingual, agoraphobic, and most importantly, shepherds."

anyalicazize tyme!

Paralyzed- peeple hoo cannut moov
Legless- peeple hoo cannutplay da Banjo wit deir legs
Bling- peeple hoo cannut c
Beheaded- peeple hoo dunt haff heds an cannut listin 2 moosic
Hindustani- peeple hoo r bald an dunt listin 2 moosic
Cannibals- peeple hoo eet peeple
Anorexics- peeple hoo dunt eet anyphing
Belimic- peeple hoo du stuph
Claustrophobic- peeple hoo r afrayd uv tinee spaces
Agoraphobic- peeple hoo... eye actuilly dunt no wat dey du
Shepherds- peeple hoo heard Sheeeeeeeeeeep

yu mi fwend r off uv yur rocker, 4 theyre is onlee 1 purson en dis wurld hoo is anee uv thees qualitees... YUR MOMMY!

Cliffs of Dover tuches da hart uv peeple... MY NAME IS JONAS IS AY DUMMY PURSON SONG!

(an y wuld yu lik suds offff uv yur momma's but?)

I'm very glad you asked that question. I was licking the suds off my mother's butt because she saw your face and disintigrateded into the abys. Or is it abbyyss? Abis? Oh well. Clocks will be clocks.

I have to say, you have been fairing quite well in this argument. However, I must say-it is time for

First of all, Cliffs of Dover is a deadly song, and should be stricken from all radios poseebull. 1999 was a dreadful year for the people who listened to Cliffs of Dover: I have compiled a college-educated list of people who have died after listening to this song in 1999:

January-June
January 11 - Brian Moore, Irish-born writer (b. 1921)
January 11 - Fabrizio de Andr�, Italian singer and songwriter (b. 1940)
January 14 - Jerzy Grotowski, Polish theatre director (b. 1933)
January 22 - Graham Staines, Australian missionary burnt alive in India (age 58)
January 25 - Ted Mallie, American radio and television announcer (b. 1924)
January 25 - Robert Shaw, American conductor (b. 1916)
January 28 - Markey Robinson, Irish painter (b. 1918)
January 31 - Norm Zauchin, baseball player (b. 1929)
February 1 - Paul Mellon, American philanthropist (b. 1907)
February 1 - Barış Man�o, Turkish singer and television personality (b. 1943)
February 5 - Wassily Leontief, Russian economist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1906)
February 6 - Jimmy Roberts, American singer, The Lawrence Welk Show (b. 1924)
February 7 - King Hussein of Jordan (b. 1935)
February 8 - Iris Murdoch, Irish author (b. 1919)
February 15 - Henry Way Kendall, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1926)
February 15 - Big L, American rapper (b. 1974)
February 17 - Sunshine Parker, American actor (b. 1927)
February 18 - Noam Pitlik, American actor and director (b. 1932)
February 18 - Michael Larson, Press Your Luck big money winner (b. 1949)
February 20 - Sarah Kane, English playwright (b. 1971)
February 20 - Gene Siskel, American film critic (b. 1946)
February 21 - Gertrude B. Elion, American scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1918)
February 22 - William Bronk, American poet (b. 1918)
February 23 - Carlos Hathcock, Marine Sniper
February 24 - Andre Dubus, American short-story writer (b. 1936)
February 24 - Virginia Foster Durr, American civil rights activist (b. 1903)
February 25 - Glenn Seaborg, American chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1912)
March 1 - Ann Corio, American dancer and actress (b. 1914)
March 2 - Dusty Springfield, English singer (b. 1939)
March 3 - Gerhard Herzberg, German-born chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1904)
March 4 - Ingrid Washinawatok, Native American activist (b. 1957)
March 4 - Harry Blackmun, American judge (b. 1908)
March 4 - Del Close, American actor, writer, and teacher (b. 1934)
March 5 - Richard Kiley, American actor (b. 1922)
March 7 - Sidney Gottlieb, American Central Intelligence Agency official (b. 1918)
March 7 - Stanley Kubrick, American film director and producer (b. 1928)
March 8 - Joe DiMaggio, baseball player (b. 1914)
March 12 - Yehudi Menuhin, American-born violinist (b. 1916)
March 18 - Adolfo Bioy Casares, Argentine writer (b. 1914)
March 18 - Rod Hull, British entertainer (b. 1935)
March 21 - Ernie Wise, British comedian (b. 1925)
March 22 - David Strickland, American actor (suicide) (b. 1969)
March 24 - Birdie Tebbetts, baseball player and manager (b. 1912)
March 25 - Cal Ripken, Sr., baseball player and manager (b. 1935)
March 27 - Nahum Stelmach, football player (b. 1936)
March 29 - Joe Williams, American singer (b. 1918)
March 31 - Yuri Knorozov, Russian linguist and epigrapher (b. 1922)
April 14 - Anthony Newley, English actor, singer and songwriter (b. 1931)
April 20 - Rick Rude, American professional wrestler (b. 1958)
April 20 - Eric Harris, Columbine High School shooter (b. 1981)
April 20 - Dylan Klebold, Columbine High School shooter (b. 1981)
April 25 - Lord Killanin, Irish journalist and president of the International Olympic Committee (b. 1914)
April 25 - Herman Miller, American screenwriter and producer (b. 1919)
April 26 - Jill Dando, British journalist and television presenter (murdered) (b. 1961)
April 28 - Arthur Leonard Schawlow, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1921)
April 30 - Sir Alf Ramsey, 1966 England World Cup winning football manager (b. 1920)
May 2 - Oliver Reed, English actor (b. 1938)
May 3 - Steve Chiasson, Canadian hockey player (b. 1967)
May 8 - Sir Dirk Bogarde, English actor (b. 1921)
May 8 - Dana Plato, American actress (b. 1963)
May 10 - Shel Silverstein, American author and poeist(b. 1930)
May 12 - Saul Steinberg, Romanian-born cartoonist (b. 1914)
May 18 - Betty Robinson, American athlete (b. 1911)
May 21 - Karnail Pitts, of Detroit's rap group D12 (murdered) (b. 1978)
May 23 - Owen Hart, Canadian professional wrestler (b. 1965)
May 26 - Paul Sacher, Swiss conductor (b. 1906)
June 6 - Anne Haddy, Australian actress (Helen Daniels in Neighbours) (b. 1930)
June 7 - Francisco Stanley, Mexican TV anchor (b. 1942)
June 8 - Christina Foyle, British bookshop owner (b. 1911)
June 9 - Maurice Journeau, French composer (b. 1898)
June 11 - DeForest Kelley, American actor (b. 1920)
June 16 - Screaming Lord Sutch, English political personality (suicide) (b. 1940)
June 21 - Kami, Japanese drummer (Malice Mizer) (b. 1973)
June 27 - Jorgos Papadopoulos, military ruler of Greece (b. 1919)

[edit] July-December
July 2 - Mario Puzo, American author (b. 1920)
July 3 - Mark Sandman, American musician and artist (heart attack) (b. 1952)
July 6 - Carl Gunter Jr, American politician (b. 1938)
July 6 - Joaquin Rodrigo, Spanish composer (b. 1901)
July 8 - Charles Conrad, astronaut (motorcycle crash) (b. 1930)
July 11 - Helen Forrest, American jazz singer (b. 1917)
July 12 - Bill Owen, English actor (b. 1914)
July 16 - John F. Kennedy, Jr., American publisher (airplane crash) (b. 1960)
July 20 - Sandra Gould, American actress (b. 1916)
July 23 - King Hassan II of Morocco (b. 1929)
July 26 - Trygve Haavelmo, Norwegian economist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1911)
July 29 - Anita Carter, American singer (b. 1933)
July 29 - Rajendra Kumar, Indian film actor, producer and director (b. 1929)
August 1 - Nirad C. Chaudhuri, Bengali writer (b. 1897)
August 3 - Leroy Vinnegar, American musician (b. 1928)
August 13 - Jaime Garz�n, Colombian journalist and comedian (murdered) (b. 1960)
August 14 - Lane Kirkland, American union leader (b. 1922)
August 23 - James White, Irish writer (b. 1928)
September 6 - Allen Funt, American television personality (b. 1914)
September 10 - Alfredo Kraus, Spanish tenor (b. 1927)
September 11 - Gonzalo Rodriguez, Uruguyan race car driver (b. 1972)
September 20 - Raisa Gorbachev, Soviet first lady (b. 1932)
September 22 - George C. Scott, American actor (b. 1927)
September 23 - Ivan Goff, Australian screenwriter (b. 1910)
September 26 - Jesse Dirkhising, murder victim (b. 1986)

I cannot believe this. And neither can you. I know. It's soooooooooooo biggy wiggy.

Anywhom, here is a list of people who perished from listening to My Name Is Jonas:

Saddam Huessein

Ok, well...nobody really liked him anyway.

Myth: The Berlin Wall actually existed
Fact: Cliffs of Dover is an evil song

End o' Storie.

shE sawed mi fac? howwe iz dat possebull whin eye haff nevur meat hur? dis is hily illogikal an eye ham calleng yu dum

their iz sumting wrung wit yur list uv peeple hoo dyed... alot uv dem rnt frum amereeca, an Cliffs of Dover is onlee a song en amereeca, so thees peeple culdnt haf dyed frum listining two Cliffs of Dover.

eye haff dun mi reeserch an haf foundd out dat teh amereecan peeple frum yur list did dye frum listining to Cliffs of Dover, butt manny peeple suffured frum othur thingies aftur listining two My Name is Jonas. Thees thingies ar:

Dietbetees- were peeple cannut eet shooger
Lactos Intolurince- were peeple cannut eet milky
Hi Blud Presser- were peeple haf hi blud presser
Hart Atticks- were peeple attick theyre harts
Mouldee Toes- were peeple toes grow mouldy stuph

their where thousinds uv peeple hoo got thees thingies nut long aftur My Name is Jonas cam out.

teh last tyme eye listined too My Name is Jonas, eye got: Stept Throat, an Eer Infecshun, my toe fill off, and eye had two donat al uv mi cloths too teh PWSTOMOP! (Peeple hoo spind tuns uv monee on piggs)

EYE LOZT MI PIT MANGO BECUZ UV MY NAME IS JONAS! *sniff* eye'm sory, eye haff to go stroke ay flaming bananer glood two ay clementyme

I've caught you in a holey fo foley, Cliffs.

Diabetes, Lactose Intolerance, High Blood Pressure, Heart Attacks, and Moldy Toes are all caused by one common factor...Johnson Dystrophy.

As we all know, Cliffs of Dover was written by Eric Johnson. Can you knot sea the connection? Johnson Dystrophy...Eric Johnson...

As we can all conclude, Eric Johnson is a devil seed and should be executed, as well as his song.

Biff.

*snifff* cerse yu 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Sniff an cri is right, cliffsofdover. We all know now who has supremacy on this ullustrious site. Better luck next time, rookie.

End O' Storie.