Epic Rap Battles of Debate.Org

The most epic rap battle ever known to Debate.org. Anyone welcome to rap here. Rules: Cussing allowed, just censor half the word. Insults are also allowed. No racial slurs (n***a is frowned apon, but allowed). First round is acceptance! At the end my opponent must say (Who won!? Whos next!?) Good luck!

I accept =)

He called this the most epic rap ever known
But when i asked for him to step up, he neva shown
You ain't Abraham Lincoln, stop lyin, you gettin' to fryi
A threat from all sides will leave you dyin', tryin' to soul-tyin', soul bindin'

Alright listen, i don't need a presidential candidate to mutilate this prey like cake
You meet your fate like someone gettin' raped in prison, i state what's at stake
Cuz i'm the gatekeeper, Truth_seeker, the seether of your dreams of being Bieber
You only posted this to seek attention, but i'll put an end to the tension fever
Don't humiliate yourself in front of DDO, your not a rap battler
Your a chatter, i'm the man with the mad hatter, it's you i shatter
You say censor half the word, insults are also allowed
Isn't that the point of a rap battle? To turn you into chow

I stopped debating on DDO, now i'm rap-battlin' leavin' you fragile
You make Abraham look bad cuz u claim to be white, but try to wear a durag
You disgrace your own race by tryna set blacks who would do raps free
Tryna bring back what's in the past, but now we're livin in the 21st century
You just forfeited a round with no words, we know you ain't got a bachelor's degree
But that's perfectly ok, cuz after this round's down, i'm rewritin your history

You barely can spit 1 verse let alone 1 bar
Hip hopin, stoppin from text-droppin you Jar-Jar
I'll leave you prayin' to God in that southern field with a corn on the cob
I'lll make you a wanderer like Cain in the land of Nod, cuz my head i nod
You can't know what to do with your lines, so i just rob n' call you a fraud
Knowin' that you won't do anything to defend yourself
Thought u were republican, clearly you need self-help
This was just a sample of a ramble that i posed together to prove i can ruin you to shambles
Like Rambo, i beat you from NC to Bamble, no sandals, you look like an ape, so i leave you to dwell with mammals

What was that?
You made fall asleep,
With raps like that I think you're a creep.
I can't stop rappin'
like elves can't stop wrappin'.
Dude, chill out.
All you do is scream and pout.
Open the door,
Move out of the way, wh*re.
When I'm done with this you be beggin' me for more!

What was that? ok...

I don't need to make a prophetic prediction to predict that you'll be put into submission
to the higher powers causing you to regret your own words and focus on remission
Terrorize you that you buy nuclear fission n' i'm on a mission to make thousands of incisions

Your raps are too short, like David i put a hole in you like a sniper
I'ma middle eastern viper, you still a baby in diapers, i'ma fast typer
You couldn't rap even if you had keys to typewriter, i'm an indicator
A mutilator like the gator that ate a laker, you get smoked like water vapor
Like a shape-shifter, don't call me mister, i'm like Pandora's evil sister
A sinister minister, an alien visitor, a resistor that blows up your blister

My flow is so sick like a dyin' lamb, like a divinely caused disease
Get the doctors in here now, you prayin to God "please, leave, i'm weak in the knees"
Your style needs more substance like sheesh, can you not pay any more fees?
You writin' baby lines like an infant tryna walk
Wonderin' when you'd say your 1st lines n' talk

I'm too busy to finish this battle. I concede

This dude is already tappin out, i got his fate mapped out
I take anotha route to make you pout, kill you like a trout
In my mind, i open up a dimension, release all the tension no pretension
Give you detention so that you could reflect on all the apprehension

You too stressed to battle the best n' finish the rest
I'ma clean your slate clean like crest n' put you to rest
Cuz it's way past your bed time, you need a snooze
You already lost faith dawg, what more is there to lose?