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Funny Rap Battle Challenge

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Started: 12/25/2016 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Debating Period
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-12 lines each round
-Most funny, clever, and insulting rhymes wins
-My opponent will start this round
-Since I don't get a turn this round (it is spent explaining the rules), my opponent will give up his/ her last round to make it even by merely putting "..."


Yo' wassup R Thinker ninety one nineteen
These are 'bout to be the greatest burns that you eva' seen.

There are very few things that can be so obscene
As a man who publicly admits that he's a part of TruGreen

I tried your services before, and they are pretty crap
Almost as crap as your ability to rap.

So erase all the lines that you wrote on your papers
Cause your bars are just as good as your retarded landscapers.

Truth is the cry of all, but game of the few,
So better start crying 'cause it's game over for you.
Debate Round No. 1


You dissing my lawn care thinking your words are wise
But check your mom's eggs... I know how to fertilize
She actually started a charity for the obese
But cheated and used the proceeds for goat cheese

Growing up in your house? I wonder how sh*t it felt
Your daddy use to beat you with a Hello Kitty belt
Your sister would give you wedgies and call you a dork
She is so fat, she swallow's the food along with the fork

Your rap skills are lacking and you know you are a fan of me
You suck bad, like every female member of your family
Kikiki leaches on anything he can grab on to
So just your back on rap, like how your dad turned his back on you


Great disses there, NOT, you f*cking amateur,
How's your sister? It's been a while since I have mentioned her?

Oh wait, I remember, she is riding on your d*ck
F*cking incestous relations, man you make me feel sick.

But I'll give you this, you must be royalty, divine,
'Cause I checked your family tree and all I found was a straight line.

You are just as inbred as an Austrian duke,
Just look at our chin man, no way you ain't Habsburg.

Man, I can diss you from the sunset to the dawn,
So just f*ck off and go back to ruining lawns.
Debate Round No. 2


You hit on men by doing some odd square dance
But get turned down for looking like Sponge Bob Square Pants
He gets involved with gay sex and loves when it gets hot
He only says my family tree is "straight" 'cause he's pissed that's he's not

I'm so big downstairs any girl would have to lubricate the poon
Your such a pest when you enter buildings they fumigate the rooms
You're so ugly you should be forced to lose your face and soon
Every pimple you have looks like a blue inflated moon

If you lifted your arm it would smell like sh*t on a farm
People would drop dead, it would cause all your visitors harm
So you spewing those rhymes is stupid
I'd rather ruin lawns than ruin my life like you did
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