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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/4/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 5,372 times Debate No: 56050
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This is a Haiku diss debate. I've made it impossible to accept because I want my opponent to be someone I know. The debate is to remain a tie as I don't want it factoring into anyones ranking. The first round is for acceptance. After that, each round each debate gets to make 5 Haiku's dissing their opponent. PM me or post in the comments if you're interested.
Debate Round No. 1


Just made some cookies
Instead of dissing you Wolf
Real life is more fun

Not that you would know
Much about real life, would you?
With an online beau

Is unequivocally
Just a little twink

Thett3 spits fire
That sees off Wolves to the woods
Tails between their legs

Just a sad, strange little man
About to get wrecked


To my opponent
and judges, I thank you all.
This throw-down begins.

Thett is like a cow.
He contributes very much
to global warming.

I have had good nights
but the one I spent with thett
was really boring,

And it was boring
because he is a huge cock
tease; blue balls are proof.

Thett's mother is not
a reputable woman.
She gave birth to him.
Debate Round No. 2


Thett3's no cocktease
Wolf, a weak, sad, jealous man
With a fake account

Inciting envy
With his multiaccount boy
A fake little Bsh

I rap hot fire
Like God rained down on Sodom
Crushing this lib b!tch

Wolf can't outsmart me
Compared to what Thett3 spits,
His rhymes be all like:

Fridge fridge refrigerator


My account is real
Just like bsh's love for me.
Sorry you're left out.

It must suck that you
lost a debate for my hand
in marriage. He's mine.

And you're just alone
with your right hand. Oh wait now
your hand says "we're through."

That's got to suck, dude.
You can't even masturbate
to lady Royale.

But no worries though
You can come when bsh and I
#get married.

(# = hash tag)
Debate Round No. 3


Birthday boy spitting
Gonna control this last round
Just five syllables

Isn't enough guys
Insulting Wolf properly
Takes infinity

I am a pirate
Robbing plunder and booty
I would not touch Wolfs

I don't think Bish knows
Just what he's getting into
Some long, lonely nights

Thett wrecking a lib
Like it's 2010 midterms
*Drops mic, walks away*


Happy birthday, thett!
Ima make this easy now.
You 'bout to go down.

The last haiku round
Was not even an insult,
bloody scalawag.

Sure, you're cute... enough
but you haven't any skill
so your haiku's suck.

But today's your day
Happy, this date of your birth.
At least you've got that.

And I know you tried
but today was just a fail,
like your pirate act.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
I'm coming from you.
This is not even over,
bloody scalawag.
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
And I know you tried
but today was just a fail,
like your pirate act.

This one cut like a knife. I think I'm a pretty amazing pirate....
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
You guys rule.
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
funny debate.
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago

Of course you're personal haha
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
So, I'm personal? I like it... :)
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
I didn't want to get too personal... but I couldn't not bring her up when you were mentioning bsh haha
Posted by Anonymous 7 years ago
bsh1 was. But I think you both got off some good shots :)
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by bsh1 7 years ago
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