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Homosexuality is wrong

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 Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point Started: 1/6/2018 Category: Funny Updated: 2 years ago Status: Debating Period Viewed: 612 times Debate No: 106466
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 Pro First, I want to say that this debate, as the category suggests, is satirical, and I do not mean to express genuine homophobia in this debate. The only rule is to have fun. John Mathematics, who is best known for proposing and providing the proof for the "quick maffs" theorem, is also known for establishing the "laws of rights" in his paper "the laws of rights". John Mathematics, in his paper, establishes the following laws about rights 1) the opposite of a wrong is a right 2) two wrongs don"t make a right 3) three lefts do make a right 4) two rights (angles) make a straight (angle) 5) two rights (Wright"s) make an airplane Mathematics also explains that there are 2 kinds of rights, Orville rights and Wilbur rights, however, laws 1-4 do not consider the type of right, unlike to law 5. which requires opposing types of rights (1 Orville right and 1 Wilbur right) to be true. Laws 1, 2, and 4 are particularly useful in proving homosexuality to be wrong. Figure 1.0 proves such using the aforementioned laws Figure 1.0 Proof: 1) 2 rights make a straight 2) The opposite of straight is gay 3) The opposite of right is wrong 4) the opposite of "2 rights make a straight" is "2 wrongs make a gay" 5) 2 wrongs make a gay 6) 2 wrongs don"t make a right 7) since 2 wrongs make up a gay, and 2 wrongs don"t make a right, then gay must be wrong Figures 1.1 and 1.2 also presents a valid proof to the theorem Figure 1.1 Proof: 1) It says gay is wrong in Al Quran 2) The word of Allah may not be questioned 3) gay is wrong Figure 1.2 Given: Gay is wrong Proof: 1) Gay is wrong [given]Report this Argument Con Ok gay people are cool like goerge washington and also they dont steal are ladiesReport this Argument Pro Well also yuo"r"er"r mother homosexual lmaoReport this Argument This round has not been posted yet. This round has not been posted yet. This round has not been posted yet.
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Posted by Inconvenient_Truth 2 years ago
I believe Nd2400's point is that the satire is ridiculing some group, even though it is the group you disagree with. Esspecially regarding your satire, which is merely just a mockery of the group and is lacking any intelligent criticisms of the arguments against, which really grinds the point of a good and true satire to a blunt stub.

I would also argue that disagreeing is not the same as loathing. Not everyone that disagrees, with one aspect or another, of homosexuality is definitive proof of homophobia. I would also argue that homophobia must include personal animus or malice.
Posted by Vladimir_Lemon 2 years ago
@Nd2400
I actually intend to do the opposite of mock homosexuals. My arguments absurdity is meant to mock homophobes.

@KGlife
I am not "pulling a card". If you read my argument you"d see that it was intended to be satire from the beginning
Posted by KostasT.1526 2 years ago
@KGlife
I believe that since the "funny" category exists, he is allowed to post such debates.

@Nd2400
He does not intend to be offensive. If you find it insulting, though, you can report it.
Posted by Nd2400 2 years ago
How is satirical funny When you are mocking someone or a group? How is mocking someone or group funny? This would not be a fun debate if you mocking a group....
Posted by KGlife 2 years ago
Oh don't pull the satire card. Get off the site if this is all you want to do.
Posted by KostasT.1526 2 years ago
@Nd2400
"First, I want to say that this debate, as the category [funny] suggests, is satirical, and I do not mean to express genuine homophobia in this debate. The only rule is to have fun."
Posted by Vladimir_Lemon 2 years ago
You clearly did not read the note at the beginning that said this was satire...
Posted by Nd2400 2 years ago
So i guess you God now... You don't think any human being should have equal rights? You think god would encourage hate like you are doing? Thinking Homosexuality is evil and less human than you are right? If you think that then you are the one who is the evil one and think the holocaust was actually right. You mind is clouded and misguided.
Posted by KostasT.1526 2 years ago
"5) two rights (Wright"s) make an airplane"
"Mathematics also explains that there are 2 kinds of rights, Orville rights and Wilbur rights, however, laws 1-4 do not consider the type of right, unlike to law 5. which requires opposing types of rights (1 Orville right and 1 Wilbur right) to be true."
You need to start mathematics lessons.
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