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I Will Lose this Debate

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Voting Style: Open Point System: Select Winner
Started: 8/9/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,437 times Debate No: 60245
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (5)
Votes (3)




Voters will decide the winner based on who argued better/funnier/more creative than the other and made a better case for why they should lose the debate. I know, it's mind-boggling, but to whoever accepts: please try to pretend this is a normal debate except you're trying to make it seem that the opponent is winning rather than you.

Round one acceptance only.
Please make this fun for both of us, don't forfeit or concede. Make actual arguments! :D


I accept, though I will lose this debate.
Debate Round No. 1


Why I will lose this debate

-I have a mustache and beard at the same time
Nobody has a mustache and beard at the same time. Except for Satan's great right-hand man...who is me.

Because I am Satan's right-hand man, nobody will vote me because they hate me.

-Terrible spellin'
Ye can't read 'tis very well cuz I be controllld by a piraT, ME MATEY. Whom nevar took any spellin' classez! :(
People not like bad spellin' an' yer bad grammer, so 'ey NOT gonna vote fer me cuz me gotta terrribl spellin'. Yep.

-You can't even read this argument--It's in spanish
Usted no puede leer esto, a menos que sepa español. O utiliza un traductor. De cualquier manera, es realmente molesto, por lo que no me va a gustar, y usted no va a votar por mí.

-I commit the slippery slope fallacy.
I stated in this exact debate that "because monkeys can die, I eventually will lose debates". This is a fallacy and does not work for me.

-Above I falsely accused myself. People don't like false- accusers and will therefore not vote for me.
-Irrelevancy fallacy--commiting fallacies don't mean that people will not vote for somebody
-Not providing sources--you don't even know if "irrelevancy fallacy" is a real thing

I'm attacking myself. You see, it would work well for me if I just provided arguments, but now I'm showing how they're wrong. Thus, I'm destroying myself slowly in the process and will definitely lose this debate because I got two people against me in this debate: me and my opponent.

-You can't read this argument either
Well, you can, it's just that it's insanely tiny and striken through, so you either have to zoom in or strain your eyes in order to read this font. Plus, since I crossed it out, it doesn't really exist anymore and does not do me any favor.

-I plagurized, oh no!
Yes. I actually plaurized. Read this:
"I plagurized, oh no!" You see, I didn't cite myself in the last sentence. My opponent could possibly argue that one does not plagurize oneself, but I didn't plagurize myself. I actually plagurized 9spaceking without citing! I plagurized "me", not "myself". I plagurized 9spaceking, not "me". Therefore I will lose conduct point and possibly lose the whole debate as well! [1]


Also, above is a broken link. It will certianly make me lose source points and possibly lose conduct point twice, so I definitely will lose this debate.

And with a sad sigh, I give the debate to my opponent.


Loveshismom forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2


Loveshismom forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3


Vote me because I made a better case for why I should lose (see round one rules), while my opponent did absolutely nothing.


Loveshismom forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
5 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 5 records.
Posted by Loveshismom 7 years ago
I will respond
Posted by Vexorator 7 years ago
Lol. 9spaceking is too funny.
Posted by 9spaceking 7 years ago
yeah, you got it ragnar
Posted by Ragnar 7 years ago
He's using an alternate setup, where both are basically pro saying they will lose. Whomever proves it to a greater degree, wins.
Posted by Sfaulkner 7 years ago
Well if you lose then you win, because your argument is that you will lose.
3 votes have been placed for this debate. Showing 1 through 3 records.
Vote Placed by LDPOFODebATeR0328 7 years ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: LOL.
Vote Placed by lannan13 7 years ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: Pro gave reasons why he would lose this debate.
Vote Placed by Robert_Weiler 7 years ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: Pro is totally going to lose. LOL

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