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I can't wait for my parents to die

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Started: 8/4/2018 Category: Economics
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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I can't wait for my parents to die

A lot of things happened over the past time
I was usually going out in the town to molest some children
But one day police raided my house
And my parents found out that I am sick
Now they won't let me outside alone
This has slowed me down in molesting children
Police didn't care much but my parents did
I can't wait for my parents to die
So I can once again molest children like usual
I know how people say that you should love your parents
But I really hate mine, I can't wait till they die
They want me to get a job and stop being so sick
Don't they know parenting is a gamble
Some manage to raise good children, Some manage to raise bad
I sometimes still manage to molest children
But the rates of molestation are so low now
I am not a free wandering pedophile like I used to be
I blame my parents for that
I can't wait till they die
I am grateful for the food and shelter they provided
But now they have become obsolete
Useful to me no more, Holding me back
It is time for them to die
I will not kill them, I am not a killer
But I hope they get sick and die soon
So I can live my life to the full


Your parents seem pretty reasonable in restricting your molesting ability. Maybe you should listen to them because molesting children is wrong and dangerous for biology since it spreads STDs.
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by DeletedUser 3 years ago
trump mcdonald, What the heck is wrong with you
Posted by NYStateofMined 3 years ago
Same! Any Mods out there?
Posted by BertrandsTeapot 3 years ago
I gladly would have Asta, Still waiting for my voting privileges
Posted by asta 3 years ago
Can you vote for me?
Posted by NYStateofMined 3 years ago
How did more people no vote for Con/asta? This is nuts. Mods?
Posted by asta 3 years ago
He is the prosecution.
Posted by asta 3 years ago
I am not his side account. The burden of proof is on TRUMPMAGADONALD.
Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
. . . Wait. . . What?
@asta is your side account? WHAAAAAA? ! ? ! ? !
Now that my mind has officially exploded, Well, I don't know what to say.

Atheists don't worship. . . You know the definition of the word "atheist", Right?
Atheists have subjective morality; they still have morals.
Well, If God is real, You'll be punished anyway. It's not like choosing to believe makes him real and choosing NOT to believe in him makes God disappear.
Posted by TRUMPMAGADONALD 3 years ago
Common, Asta, You know better than that.
You know I am not Christian.
I am an atheist, And as all atheists, I secretly worship Satan, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Kim Il Sung, And of coure, The latest bad guy, Kim Jong Un.
In atheism, Lying is completely fine, Cuz we dont have any morals.
Also, I am an atheist just because I want to sin and not be subjected to punishment because of that.
Well, This is funny. I am debating with my side account.
Posted by asta 3 years ago
Dishonoring your mother and father is also against your religion.
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