The Instigator
icebeartheawesome
Pro (for)
Winning
7 Points
The Contender
Flatstanley
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Insult War

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after 2 votes the winner is...
icebeartheawesome
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/6/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 9 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 562 times Debate No: 106458
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (9)
Votes (2)

 

icebeartheawesome

Pro

Okay. We are going to insult each other back and forth. I will say something to insult you, and you say something to insult me. Here is how the debate will go:

Round 1: Acceptance
Round 2-5: Insult Wars
Flatstanley

Con

Hmmmmmm yes yes
Debate Round No. 1
icebeartheawesome

Pro

1. Other people eat to live, but you live to eat.

2. You are so stupid, no girl wanted to go to the prom with you, so you asked your mom out.

3. You tried to look thin by wearing skinny jeans, but the jeans only revealed your fat, chubby thighs.

4. Because you make a mess in the bathroom, you have to take off all your clothes before using the bathroom.

5. You are so retarded that can only spell one word: "yes".
Flatstanley

Con

I wil responde 2 insults"
1yes
2u assume my gedere?!?
3yes
4yes
5
Now b perpar
1u mumma so fat she brak chare
2u 2
3u dum
4ur brane as flat as erf
5u looz
Ha
Debate Round No. 2
icebeartheawesome

Pro

1. Your are so fat your dog thinks that you are a piece of meat.

2. You are so stupid that you bought samples from a grocery store.

3. You are so dumb that you thought 1+1 equals 11.

4. You are gay because you don't have a girlfriend.

5. Your belly is so big that you can put the world on it.
Flatstanley

Con

1no
2
It is silly ha
4
No

1u r not smart
2u r dum
3u r fat
4 u looz
5u can t cont ubov 5
7u ugly
Debate Round No. 3
icebeartheawesome

Pro

You are a retard. Your butt is so big. You eat bird poop. You are a flatstanley transgedern. Wow wow wow
Flatstanley

Con

1
2no
3no
4

U r meen
U r dum
U r fat
Ur mom is dum
Debate Round No. 4
icebeartheawesome

Pro

your mom is so fat that she burps in your face

you are gay

you have two thing-a-ma-jigs

you drink beer for breakfast
Flatstanley

Con

1 ur r a derty net decker
2 I luv u
3 I wood ask ur age but I no u cant cowmt that hie
4 u hav somtin on ur chin. No th other 1
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by SupaDudz 9 months ago
SupaDudz
I would do this debate with you ice if your up to it
Posted by MRAAJ 9 months ago
MRAAJ
what you on about? i have 2 accounts
Posted by icebeartheawesome 9 months ago
icebeartheawesome
You don't have to make somebody respond to your debates. All you do is insult them.
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 9 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
I have another, MRAAJ is nuttin but a One balled, Two faced, Three some watching, Four eyed crackpot of a man.
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 9 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
Yes yes, I agree. Good in salt.
Posted by Flatstanley 9 months ago
Flatstanley
Wat he sed
Posted by backwardseden 9 months ago
backwardseden
You are beyond anything that is Daffy Duck rubber ducky plaything blowup dolly foolishness and ridiculousness and you cauterized yourself into scorched earth.

You produce, star, direct, and write your own porno so you can j**k off to yourself at a nudist colony's food truck.

You hide behind your weiner tots and pretend they are tater tots for your tinker tots tinker toy tots.

And you are a little worm that digs his granite only to find dirt of the mind in solitary confinement of his life. So you wonder why you are still here, like the plague.

You are phenomenally insecure that requires some outside help for a judgmental soul rather than seeking himself, irrational, unsettled and ready to explode with anger against anything that feather tickles him.

Those stoned bags of cheeze whiz under your eyes would melt them shut.

You have a direct mental link with a battery powered easy bake oven to deliver unto you specialized chocolaty tasty treats to help you with your starchy homework.

In breaking wind, you must first take a break, then wait for the wind.

You do get that you are my pet hamster, running around on his wheel , so that when my hemorrhoids kick into high gear you will be there with a squeegee to wipe up the mess.

You are nothing but a hand grenade weight loss program.

Yep. You use heat insulated con-dumbs when doing the deep down and out deed.

Your cabbage batbrain is in desperate need of becoming a super dude with blisters on his you know where areas with an almighty job lined up for him to either paint smiley faces on big black bible bruised babbling blank black holes or toilet paper for a living.

Yeah I bet you invented garlic onion beer belly deodorant.

You love to listen to yodeling grunge country opera while practicing your jesus jujitsu exercises at a nun's pep rally.

Go out and have some fun and do some concrete parachuting
.
You are nothing but a dimwitted dullard snot meat sow.
Posted by Debating_Horse 9 months ago
Debating_Horse
Huh? WTF?
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 9 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
You so ugly, the mirror broke. You so stupid, you gave the doctor a lollypop. You so stinky, you made an onion cry. You so fat, the doctor said "I am not the one who needs a lollypop".
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Vote Placed by dsjpk5 9 months ago
dsjpk5
icebeartheawesomeFlatstanleyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's fat jokes were very insulting as they attack one's self image. Con, meanwhile, didn't insult very often. Instead, he often chose to answer Pro's insults. When Con did insult, it was difficult to understand.
Vote Placed by SupaDudz 9 months ago
SupaDudz
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Reasons for voting decision: R1: Ice, default win bc of grammar and he didn't rlly say much R2: Ice again, no win bc of grammar, but the insults weren't rlly there R3: ice again, just dumb stuff being said by default ice wins, but since I have to give more rounds here I go R4: ice, same reason before R5: ice, flat Stanley roasts himself