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The Contender
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Let's go, Round 2 of Mharman's 2018 April Rap Battles.

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/11/2018 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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You must setup your rap battles (debates) so that they meet this criteria:
1. Open voting; no restrictions.
2. 4 rounds in the debate; no rapping in Round 1, that round is for acceptance only.
3. Time to Argue: 72 Hours.
4. Voting Period: 2 Weeks.
5. The lower seed is the instigator, the higher seed is the contender.

I will be rapping to this quality of flow:


Didn't know this competish was still going on, but luckily it seems I have not missed the bus. Rap away!
Debate Round No. 1


Disclaimer: No threat or discriminatory view in this debate is my real opinion or threat, it's a rap battle and to win I must become a monster.

I can JUST PICTURE M himself being here middle-finger on his hand up,
Kid I'll grab you where the ladies want it lil boy MAN UP,
Hit you hard but you feel no pain, their jammed up,
Verses from you drop like your TESTICLES and grades,
Cursed with low IQ from birth, failed EXPERIMENT running back in the maze, (lab rats are commonly tested for IQ by their ability to escape from a maze)
I'm saying you're a rat, run far run wide,
'Cause this alpha male lion gonna guard his pride, (group of lions are a 'pride' and cats chase rats to torture)
Break your neck with my POWER I'll DEVOUR what's inside,
As you COWER like the twin TOWERS I'm gon' break you from each side,
'Til you on the FLOOR lil' WH*RE crying PLEASE NO MORE,
Cry real tears SIMPLE JIM, until you BREATHE NO MORE,
I'll break your SPIRIT past the LIMIT 'til you PLEAD NO MORE,
Think you could walk in my shoes? It'd leave your FEET SO SORE,
I've been through hell and now I run it; a pureblood G, hardCORE.

You're a FOOL AND A HALF but don't just lack INTELLIGENCE,
You lack TOO MANY PARTS to ever rap WITH ELEGANCE,
Your their FATHER'S HARLOT, the being that they loathe; every vampire chick's GARLIC,
Me, I'm more a wolf COMBINED with FROSTbite COLD; make 'em SHIVER as they QUIVER while they CUM WILD on the OPPOSITE OF my NORTHern POLE. ('pole' can be taken to mean many, many things here the punchline being it's down south' on me and QUIVERING AND SHIVERING are both due to werwolves scaring vampires and me being cold and the shuddering from the orgasm HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL)
Yeah, this is RATional MADMAN, best play the game of RAP ever HAD AND there aint no other like me, so stop acting like you're BATMAN,
I am not a JOKER, I am not a GOBLIN, you wanna go play POKER? Imma bluff and leave your knees wobblin',
You'll have a heart attack from my RAW, PLAIN, THOR-BANE style, I'll leave your anus sore while your hobblin',
The one time you let the RAGE unleash on me the PAGE in your life story will be your Aces getting craked YOU MAD? PROBLEM?



Claimer: Every threat in this debate is my real opinion.

Stop talking about my balls, even though they intrigue you
That's what I call f@ggotry, making every girl leave you
If you want a preview, look at your mom for a review
No one has got a cahones quite like she do

How original, a diss on my IQ
I've seen many rappers just like you
On my SAT I got in the 89th percentile
Do your homework before you try and defile!

In all truthfulness, I didn't read all your rap
I got bored and so deemed the rest crap
You look crazy typing so much with the CAP
Every line of mine gives you grenade shrap

You can fap to my words, cause boy are they sexy
And unlike your boring brick lines, mine are so flexy
When I write, every one automatically gets me
You have to explain yourself a lot, how petty

(next round I will put in more effort, thanks for the match)
Debate Round No. 2


Actin' TOUGH FOR THE OVerBLOWN PHOTO, I'm Satan, I mean Santa to this WHACK, puNY ELF,
Guy can STUFF FOURTY DILDOS in his mouth until he GAGS and NEEDS HELP,
Yet what HE'D BE SPITTIN' in the aftermath won't save this excuse of a MAN from THIS HELL,
Think it's EASY BEIN' me? My mouth on fire, spewin' lava, watch as my LIPS SWELL,
Like that LICKED 'N' BITTEN LIPS UNder the CLIT ON your crush's tight GRIPPIN' KITTEN REALLY SMITTEN SINCE IT'S this alpha male's D**K ON which SHE FELL!!!!!!

KID YOU think ROUND ONE I was trying HARD WITH THE PUNS? JIM, you're viatmin-c squeezy, this one-man-band PLAYS THE GUITARS THAT YOU STRUM, (viatmin-c squeeze is play on word of the saying
HE WHO can POUND NONE vs this glass-SHARD-WIELDING TONGUE! GRIM reaper runs AWAY FROM THE RAYS o' this SUN, You worked your HARDEST, dear guitarist but I'm the piano, voice 'n' DRUMS!
YOU'RE NOTHING to this KINGPIN, pullin' S-A-T SCORES? You can't quanitfy this that slim-not-JIM SHADY RAW!


I'm rapping at a fast trot, people saying "thas hot"
If they called me a mascot, they'd be callin' me Rap Bot
They call me a king of Asgard, they call you an @ss god.

No, Hoe.

You took your last shot, but it didn't even hurt me
Likely cause your rap is shooting like a NERF, G
My rap compares to shooting like Stephan Curry
I'm wearing the jersey as you mope in a dirt heap
I'm juice, you're jam, I'm clear, you're blurry
I'll shoot you man! You fear, you worry!
I'm Superman, you're queer and girly,
you'll lose again, you'll tear and scurry!

People's ears are hurting after giving you a demo
They say "Shut the fvck up." Didn't you get the memo?
I sound like I'm revving, put the petal to the metal
You sound like you're barking, get back in your kennel.
Debate Round No. 3


Kid you're SPITTING LOUD 'N' PROUD for a 20 year old who just picked UP TO MIC.
You ain't got a SINGLE CROWD IN the SHROWD of bullsh** you foolishly just had the GUTS TO TYPE,
You talk about nerf guns like you've owned one but you see me with one and you get mugged,
I see three men with KNIVEs and it's their LIVES gone, heads hit floor *thud*,
You think you're spittin' VICIOUS, think you're LINES PUT SMILES ON B***HES,
But you're prey and you're deLICICOUS to this LION WRITIN' MALICIOUS,
I'd be terrified of this proLIFIC GENIUS IF IT wasn't for my soul BEIN' HIS. (Referring to myself here in third person)
See I'm the one the crowd APPLAUDS worshipped LIKE I WERE the LORD,
As for you, you're a SUBORD'nate who feels ENTITLED to rewrite LAWS,
Get your friends to boo in the crowd 'Shut the F*ck up' with their ROARS,
And you'll realise you're just reCORDED the TYPE OF show to put on PAUSE,
You aint gettin' near this live BROADCAST open your EYES TO YOUR BIBLE, there's a line to exPLORE:
“I am the way and the truth and the life." And you hatin' me's Matthew 9:4 (My verse is John 14:6, and matthew 9:4 is about having evil thought in one's head),
Call yourself a CHRISTIAN? Your whole life's based on MISTAKES,
You think I'm a dog and other FICTION is a fact? Well you'd best LISTEN TO THIS SNAKE.
You're a King of Asgard in your dreams, back here on Earth you're WINNER on my plate,
This IS REAL DeterMINISm you're destined to be defeated by the verses while versus this WINNER, Jim it's FATE.


RMTheSupreme, and now you're RMTheCreamed...
Of rappers that I've gone and seen, you seem the easiest fiend
Say you know battle rap? Damn, I laugh like you're a meme!
I glow like a beam and fvcking flow like a stream

You fvcking know I'm the king, you're just a lowly jester
But you're not funny, all you do is blow and pester...
Just like Dave Hester, causing wounds to fester,
If we were apostels, you'd be James the Lesser

I'd be James the GREATEER, hangin' with the savior
Send you to the lake of fire for being a hater
Quoting the Bible like you're friends with Jesus...
I'm Pro-Life, well, except when you're the fetus!

Think you're lines are fresh? They're fresh like fresh shjt
They pop up-online, and I try and refresh it...
Fvck! They're still there, and no chance of exit
They suck more than I suck your mommy's left tit!

(As to the small comment argument down below)

In all sincerity, shut your @ss hole trap!
You haven't even been in a real battle rap
You're only online, thinking you're fvcking fine,
Never real-life rapped, not even one time...

And me? I have battles under my belt.
My whole class has seen what I've dealt
You think you're the real shjt? Well you're really just SHJT.
Someone ask to please get rid of it (it meaning you, tard)
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by JimShady 3 years ago
Lol, went on this debate when it had like 55 seconds left to vote lol almost perfect timing,
Posted by 9spaceking 3 years ago
you think Vanilla Ice is trash? Wait until you hear Jake Paul.
Posted by cakerman 3 years ago
On the contrary, your bars are sh-t mate, so I think you're pulling your own leg on that one.

It doesn't take a lyrical genius to link a couple good songs on a battle
Posted by RMTheSupreme 3 years ago
Cakerman I am a rap fan like no other. There is literally no other rap fan out there as incredibly knowledgable of all forms of rap and the beauty in them, yes even trashy rap that used to be MC Hammer nad Vanilla Ice, transitioned through many phases (including 50 Cent) and then became Trap music and now is mumble rap.

I know the good raps in the trash raps and the good raps in the raps of all other forms.

You like battle rap and I know so much about battle rap that it actually hurts my brain to come up with hits and flows that have never been done before. I naturally would copy if I wrote my hardest and best because all the best bars have already been spat or written (or most anyway) so why will I bother to battle some rager in the comments? You can rechallenge me if you want but I am not doing a 24-hour deadline as sometimes I skip days due to real life stuff, like yesterday I barely used the internet at all despite being addicted to it.

I am not always here and into all kinds of rap that battle-rap is only one of them to me. Let me show you some incredibly skilled battle rap.
Posted by cakerman 3 years ago
RM still talkin' tough actin' supreme
your name brand is fake
winnin' a battle for you's a wet dream
I'm too much to take
I slip behind like a snake in the rhyme scheme
and take every dollar you make


This fool comin' at me I'll hit him with a felling axe
he's overselling his raps, he'll get hella smacked
he comes heavy handed because he's eatin hella snacks
r-tarded man lickin' up boxes of borax
he says f-ck Tide Pods
his whack a-- looks like a mythical cyclops, wait
I gotta give props on your tip top flow but it's time to stop or get preyed on by the triceratops
he's gettin' dropped on DDO, unorthodox boxin, a f-ckin' walkin' tater tot
someone tell this boy he's gonna get robbed
Posted by JimShady 3 years ago
Good job, I'll post later today or sometime tomorrow. When the debate is over, be sure and advertise it on forums and your other debates so we get a lot of voters.
Posted by RMTheSupreme 3 years ago
youre DINNER on my plate* not winner.
Posted by RMTheSupreme 3 years ago
picked up a mic* not picked up to mic
Posted by JimShady 3 years ago
hey cakerman long time no see
Posted by cakerman 3 years ago
RMTheSupreme a walking lonely anime man meme
the only women he's ever double-teamed is a tranny
in a cold stone creamery. today's theme is droppin'
you faster than your self-esteem

I'm takin' Oogie Boogie and rippin' him by the seam
you describe yourself like a f-cking supplement from GNC
but all you do is play D&D and smoke weed

you couldn't be further from a p-ssy
you exaggerate yourself like a d-ck that's kinda bushy
I'll leave your brains all mushy bein' pushy
on a battle that isn't even mine, how about that.

You know, it's kinda funny how everyone on here thinks they're doing some innovative sh-t
meanwhile i see this bit of text on and it really makes me wonder
how stupid the motherf-cker who designed our simulation we're livin' in is
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Vote Placed by Mharman 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Hello. Tournament moderator speaking here. Anyways, Supa giving con 4 points instead of 3 means I have to add 1 to Pro's score to make it even.
Vote Placed by SupaDudz 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: r1: i had to give this one to RM, i think his part was weak and i think it needed to be improved, and Jim could have easily won this because it was to read RM's wording and the flow of jim's was better. r2: i like rm's aggressive approach, but Jim's rap seems to flow better off my tongue and actually has some hard hitting roast and not vulgar tongue twisters. r3: i think Jim roasts take the cake hear. while i think flow is about equal imo, i think the roasts are more insane so my vote goes Jim so in a 2-1 vote Jim wins. References and other things are considered sources and clear raps and s and g. rm was hard to interpret so i give the s and g to jim. sources i feel rm did more research on Jim while Jim stated references. While I want to give Jim points, my gut instinct is to tie as they both did some research. will be excited to see who i will play next round.
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had better flow and wordplay.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: R1: "Hit you hard but you feel no pain" doesn't make sense as an insult, and "No More" x 3 feels a bit lazy, but RM's rest is solid. Jim missed out on a chance to lie about SAT, but I feel like his is better slightly. R2: RM pulled off double-rhyme pretty well, while Jim's felt a bit lazy. R3: I felt like Jim's lines were slightly less creative than RM's.

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