Limerick Rap Battle
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| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
| Started: | 2/7/2018 | Category: | Miscellaneous | ||
| Updated: | 3 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
| Viewed: | 416 times | Debate No: | 107664 | ||
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Pro Heard my man dagger likes little mix Cos he be stupid Next week, i be chillin with cupid Making her breakfast weetabix Its good for boo Il look after you when the doctor calls our baby crawls going coo coo coo Like an owl ya face is fowl smell like a raccoon n look like a babboon wash yoself, i gotcha towel Laundry, i got so much money don't be jealous , honey ya hands sticky please stopping wanking over mickey you a sket, tryna act like a playboy bunny Yo momma so fluffy but she aint no buffy 'member when i said she can't cook well now she a drugged up crook tryna sell coke like biggie n puffy. Over to you Con Come ant me and see my triggered fury! I just came here for the chuckles this man will be more dead than Ugandan knuckles When I'm done, no one will want to give you suckles You say I like mix? you aren't much better go keep choking man, its a real go-getter If you want to fight, than lose the streak Because with that, when I'm at my peak I'm far from being beat HAHA! my bars are so hot they'd burn your fur off Your bad rhyming makes me want to turn and scoff I have rhymes that make you wish that you've never been born Because yu look like you watch Kaiju porn! So go ahead and cry and scorn Go kiss a skunk your already drunk I think I can beat you? you know it punk! I have better everything, so ya gotta stop the flex if it wasn't for shrek, you'd never have sex My momma's just fine But yours is mine I understand why you want to lose because that's why you have a fetish for blues clues So here dude have a booze Over to you. |
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Pro I'll twist ya arm thrice n break ya leg wounded muppet... ya walking around like my bitchin puppet relax, mans on Spotify, vibing to 3 peg Google that ish my gal looks better than trish stratus fear ya end is so blatantly near so what's ya last wish?! This feels like charity man like Scar, raise hell with disparity your downfall is coming what's that?! 2+2 equals summin bet you don't know, do ya want clarity? I will enlighten you, strike ya faster than lightening but first my teeth need whitening because I'm a perfectionist homey, hold the phone, there's a twist... ya so insecure like chandler bing you are sarcastic very much spastic daggers and swiss army knives spread over sage onion and chives il serve ya beans on toast, with plastic. Now come at me bro!!?! WHO ARE YA Con because you know its to late I'm the best MC on this plate And your the worst one, in the make So go and get me a cake You think you can do what I can? Watch me use silver against this wolf-man! Your talking about Stratus fear? when My bars can throw you into the atmosphere? Sounds like I got a here-here Ill throw ya in the zoo The girls go "woo" The cows go "moo" Your very though Il punch you and make you go "ooh" I'm launching PURE BARS you have PURE SCARS you rap like jake paul, so have a mars bar! Ill knock you down like jow weller And have you rot in a celler I wanted a rap partner. Not some purple wolf monster Go and cry as a slaughter go ahead and Act like a bragger ill give you a headache, WITH A DAGGER IS THAT IT BRO, COME AT ME!!!! |
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Pro Watch, this here be the most violating diss YA backwards like Eden Syndrome like sweden Stockholm, Paris, Milan or Swiss I'm an international saint show no constraint like 'spex, you dense come at me, we'll fence I'll call the ambulance, while ya faint Back where we started "1955 done farted Cos He's Gassed U n him- Outcast You've hit rockbottom, il save ya, half hearted Cos I'm a cold-blooded two face magic aint real, sh1t what a disgrace You just a RapeAdvocate, u sick and twisted Stop watchin porn, 3 gals fisted Here, here's my shoe, tie my lace B1tch you love me, like peach and bowser Pull up my trouser Stop suckin Ya mom, she fvckin You, cos u an inbred with an outta date browser._ Y, COS U BACKWARDS Con your just some wolf out of the park I cause fire spitting flows What type of crying will you embark? I have hit my mark Never once have i seen a flow so wack So its time for my attack your never coming back so i think its time for you to cut the slack ill eat ya like a big mac You got NO FLOW im a GO PRO so GET OWNED that WACK FLOW THOUGH what AN EMBARRASSING BLOW So i guess that is go for show So i want this furry to know That he better hide, its wolf season i don't think your family could handle your wack flow treason I light you up faster than a beacon id rather listen to TJ miller Other than that rap filler its almost the final showdown So prepare for a throwdown Much like when your mother THREW YA DOWN IM FORWARDS FOOL |
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Pro IT'S over, bang bang bang. ya butt PINCHED S'IT how can my man try compete ya just so incomplete my championship thang, already CLINCHED I'm a victorious, very much glorious Swiss Cheddar Provolone man will end you like Al Capone don't wanna fvck with me boy I see you inserting that toy you can not fathom the designs of my throne i'm amazing, go in all guns blazing But you think I'm crazy purple like barney, Gumble you ain't so Humble now what rhymes with purple? no seriously, what rhymes with purple.. anyways, you trippin, I trip ya, ya take ten tumble Simples, no Pimples how can my enemy try flirt? like follower', nullins n 'spex, you just dirt y'all sadistic monsters in trance n here's me thinking Kane had a chance ya gal go squirt squirt squirt Over me, ya most admirable G what's next in the life of WOLFY J? guess you'll never KNOW bae i'm destined for new heights its lonely at the top, jus me and dust mites Fort knight kings wouldn't have it any other way Now you in eternal turmoil, i'll wrap ya corpse with plastic... Foil Head just boil COS WOLFY just ended you, no time for your recoil! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Con other wolf's have packs, you have cattle Other alpha's have a mate While girls find you as a lightweight Its a debate site, but theirs no room for debate. Your ended, your life is suspended I'm not about the negativity but you lack in the rap creativity You would lose a fight gravity Your incarnation of a cavity To beat me is insanity I always score, while you can't even say "fore!" dude, ill make you like chinchillia Because you don't ship barney with Godzilla Rapping so fast We gotta clash Go ahead and go to the comments and bash This will be gory, and quite the story I'm a Legend your a sheep with my rhymes ill sweep So read it and weep This victory ill keep The high mountains ill leap How can you not see? I am the better MC! Never say bae cause you ain't got girls! Go ahead and rage your in for a whirl! So go ahead to cry and curl Because your not a wolf, your a squirrel Now watch my finisher unfurl! When it comes to raps, we both know, that you want to ask for.... more But that ain't no score Cause we both know that you only belong in RULE 34 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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