Debate Topic: Pet rock is best pet

Pro

Greetings people of Debate. ORG I have arrived today to argue that a pet rock is the best pet.
1 It cannot Die from drowning.
3 it cannot run away from you
4 you can snuggle with it and it won't move
5 it can protecc you. If someone breaks into yer house throw you 5 pound pet rock at an invader and will most defiantly knock he or she out if you hit a head shot.
6 Never need to worrie about feeding it don't need water.
2don't need pet insurance because again it can't die.
8 Erosion will take its course on your pet rock. But it will take longer than you will most likely live.
9 Don't have put it down ever.
10 Highly customisable. For example there is only so Manny types of cats n dogs you can get. But with rocks the only limitation is what you are willing to look for.

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Dogs are superior by far. Let's say you're sleeping and someone breaks in silently, Your pet rock is incapable of actually getting your attention so you wake up, Let alone attack the intruder without you being there, Making it a coward. It's easier to lose because you can't put a chip in it. Dogs and humans release special endorphins when they touch each other, You won't get that with a rock. There's only so many Instagram poses a rock can do, Meanwhile dogs can do a lot more. Dogs can boop you with their nose. You can rub a dogs belly, Rocks don't have bellies. You can use your dog to get a girlfriend, Rocks don't have the same kind of effect. Dogs can do tricks, Your rock can't do anything but be a rock. The rock can't die, But it can't live either, It has no emotion, If I shot you right in front of the rock it would have no reaction whatsoever. So therefore, Dogs>rocks

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Voting Style:	Open	Point System:	7 Point
Started:	1/11/2019	Category:	Funny
Updated:	4 days ago	Status:	Voting Period
Viewed:	170 times	Debate No:	119839

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Pet rock is best pet