Pick-Up Line Battle
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after 4 votes the winner is...
Neckee777
| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
| Started: | 7/21/2014 | Category: | Funny | ||
| Updated: | 7 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
| Viewed: | 2,237 times | Debate No: | 59294 | ||
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 Pro Any pick-up line you like. Yes, you may plagiarise others and no, I don't require citation. Please don't get all offended and upset about any of the obscene and/or gross lines that may be posted here, you all know what you're getting into by opening a topic like this, it's just a bit of fun. They must be funny and entertaining. Whether or not they'd actually work is irrelevant, this isn't a group therapy session, it's just for shiggles. You may post up to two pick-up lines per round. It's a 3k character limit, so if you just wanna chat or get to know me we can do that in between ;) Further, additional consideration ought to be awarded for successful flirtation and penetrating your discourse with rigid euphemisms, although this is not the main point of the debate. Being a straight male, it would obviously be more interesting if a straight female accepted, however there is absolutely no restriction on this and anyone is free to accept, so long as you feel that you can succesfully entertain the crowd. 1st round: Funny 2nd round: Creepy 3rd round: Backhanded/mean 4th round: Cute/sweet/nice/sexy (please don't make me vom, though) 5th round: Whatever you like! While there are themes for each round, keep in mind that the overarching point is that they are funny and entertaining. 5 rounds, 24 hours (just a quickie). Please don't make it too hard. ____________________________________________ Round one: 1. I know the bartender. Or the DJ. Whichever you think's cooler. 2. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet arse.  Con 1. I'm no photographer, but I can picture you and me together. and 2. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. :P |
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Pro And we're off to a stimulating start but let's see if my opponent has the stamina to go five whole rounds while maintaining peak performance. Round 2: Creepy 1. That dress is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too. 2. Do you like Dragon Ball Z? Because I'll be dragon my ballz across your face tonight. Con 1. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" between "F" and "CK." Really lovin this battle! Keep it up! XD |
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Pro Hopefully my opponent can stand the heat of this sizzling exchange. Round 3: Backhanded/Mean Take a deep breath! 1. You know what you would look really sexy in? A paper bag. 2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Con 1. Are you a fire alarm? Coz you're loud and f***ing annoying. 2. Very nice. How much? |
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Pro Round 4: Cute/sweet/nice/sexy. Remember, try to be vom-inducing but it's obviously allowed if you want to! 1. I seem to have misplaced my phone number. May I borrow yours? 2. Do you like my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material. Con 1. Are you a farmer? Coz you know how to raise a cock. 2. You owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I saw you I was so star-struck that I dropped mine. |
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Pro Final round: Anything goes. 1. Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you? 2. My watch is telling me that you aren't wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 15 minutes fast. Best of luck! Con 1. My mother told me never to stare at beautiful women, because if I did I'd turn to stone. Here, now, looking at you, I know she was right. Because I feel something getting hard. And finally, 2. I don't want to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman. Thanks for the battle, man. It was good fun! XD |
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Posted by Neckee777 7 years ago
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Posted by InnovativeEphemera 7 years ago
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Vote Placed by 9spaceking 7 years ago
| InnovativeEphemera | Neckee777 | Tied | ||
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| Agreed with before the debate: | - | - |  | 0 points |
| Agreed with after the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Who had better conduct: | - | | - | 1 point |
| Had better spelling and grammar: | - | - | | 1 point |
| Made more convincing arguments: | - | - | | 3 points |
| Used the most reliable sources: | - | - | | 2 points |
| Total points awarded: | 0 | 1 |
Reasons for voting decision: con got good performance in round 1 and 3, but not enough for 3 points--just enough for one point.
Vote Placed by FuzzyCatPotato 7 years ago
| InnovativeEphemera | Neckee777 | Tied | ||
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| Agreed with before the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Agreed with after the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Who had better conduct: | | - | - | 1 point |
| Had better spelling and grammar: | - | | - | 1 point |
| Made more convincing arguments: | | - | - | 3 points |
| Used the most reliable sources: | - | | - | 2 points |
| Total points awarded: | 4 | 3 |
Reasons for voting decision: Pro's were a *tiny* bit better. Hence, 4:3. This was awesome.
Vote Placed by Domr 7 years ago
| InnovativeEphemera | Neckee777 | Tied | ||
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| Agreed with before the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Agreed with after the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Who had better conduct: | | - | - | 1 point |
| Had better spelling and grammar: | | - | - | 1 point |
| Made more convincing arguments: | - | - | | 3 points |
| Used the most reliable sources: | - | | - | 2 points |
| Total points awarded: | 2 | 2 |
Reasons for voting decision: I can't decide, this was awesome. thank you guys. but I still want to vote, so 2 points a piece!
Vote Placed by dynamicduodebaters 7 years ago
| InnovativeEphemera | Neckee777 | Tied | ||
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| Agreed with before the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Agreed with after the debate: | - | - | | 0 points |
| Who had better conduct: | | - | - | 1 point |
| Had better spelling and grammar: | | - | - | 1 point |
| Made more convincing arguments: | - | | - | 3 points |
| Used the most reliable sources: | - | - | | 2 points |
| Total points awarded: | 2 | 3 |
Reasons for voting decision: First Round: CON
Second Round: CON
Third Round: PRO
Fourth Round: PRO
Fifth Round CON
Final score: Pro-2 Con-3
Thus I gave you points accordingly
