The Instigator
The_Dank_Gamer
Pro (for)
The Contender
noobdebatr123
Con (against)

Poem Battle

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/31/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 488 times Debate No: 114763
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The_Dank_Gamer

Pro

i shall battle you!
just make some dank poems, they need to be dank or else you shall perish
noobdebatr123

Con

O' ho, ho!

A poem battle, we have...
Very nice!

I accept!

Anyway, what do you mean by dank? As in memes? Or just great and awesome like my poem, Ding Ding Dell, Johnny in a well ?
Debate Round No. 1
The_Dank_Gamer

Pro

dank as in awesome, use any type of poem, freeform is allowed but not advised, I will be doing a recipe poem first

Recipe for victory
take 3 cups of spirit, 4 ounces of hope, 1 gallon of awesomeness, and 11 lines of a poem
put the spirit and hope into a bowl
mix with your passion until it has a reddish color
drop some awesomeness into a pan
cook in a deep fryer at 30 degrees Celcius until it is light blue
put all cooked items into a pan
cool until they seem ready
add the 11 lines of a poem
cut into the shape of a French flag
tastes satisfactory

(note, I am American, however, I love France)
noobdebatr123

Con

'ello there.
Now, I am quite sorry for such a late reply!
By golly.

Anyway here is my poem.
I call it Bleach.


Bleach
By noobdebatr123

Bleach, Bleach, Bleach.
Tastes like a ripe peach.
Bleach, Bleach, Bleach.
Sticks in your stomach like a liquidy leech.

Now, now as you can see,
Bleach is good for you and me.
When you drink Bleach,
you get Vitamin D!
And of course,
everyone knows,
Vitamin D is good for you and me!

Bleach, Bleach, Bleach,
Its in a blue bottle and you pour it in the washing machine!
But of course, you can pour it into your mouth,
and its easy to do, since its everywhere in the house!

Bleach,
No need to drink and waste,
No need to make such haste!

After all, you should savor it,
because if you drink too much,
you'll fall with a clunk!
and fall down drunk.

Bleach, Bleach, Bleach.
Tastes like a ripe peach.
Bleach, Bleach, Bleach.
Sticks in your stomach like a liquidy leech.

Bleach,

Even your enemies,
shall love it!



Debate Round No. 2
The_Dank_Gamer

Pro

I haven't had my computer for a while, luckily, I already had this prepared. (Chappie is the plural form of chap, the British slang for friend[i was not referencing the movie])

What If...

What if the world was filled with dread
What if there were voices in our heads
What if everyone was happy
What if people were called chappie
What if people had no worth
What if too many were buried in the earth
What if people cheered each other up
What if there was more happiness than to just fill one cup
What if people put each other down
What if only bad people put on the crown
What if good people filled the world
What if on the dance floor, people twirled
What if hatred was in our core
What if everyone was in a war
What if joy was in our soul
What if in terms of kindness, we were whole
The world would be a lot different
But I am unsure as to if it would be efficient
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Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by noobdebatr123 3 years ago
noobdebatr123
I am very sorry for such a late reply.
please, challenge me again and we shall pick up from where we left off.
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