The Instigator
Negotiate
Pro (for)
The Contender
TheDragon5
Con (against)

Rap Battle Challenge

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Started: 3/12/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 538 times Debate No: 110580
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Negotiate

Pro

I may be new to the web Debate, but I'll have my means to celebrate.
You may be asking- why so smug? It's becuz' I bout to beat this fug.
So the question's this- will you accept the battle or feel remiss?
The choice is yours- just make it fast- cuz' I got chores.

(4 rounds: Acceptance => Battle => Battle => Conclusion. 48 hr. replies. If you have any questions feel free to let me know, man. If you wish not to accept, I will understand. Either way, have a great week!)
TheDragon5

Con

I accept this pitch to debate me, b*tch.

Have a nice week as well!
Debate Round No. 1
Negotiate

Pro

B****? You don't know the meaning.
The time y'all know y'all be on the floor pleading.
Think I'm nothing but a whipper snapper?
Well, s***! You just a shoe tapper!
Bro, I'm at your grave, so here, I'll give you a wave.
Wanna see what it read? Fine, just don't come crying to me.
"This is the way- Dragon5 lay-
Forever resting here with no one to say."

Something about calling me a b**** then wishing me a good week made me laugh. Anyway, no problem. Good luck next round, and thanks for accepting the challenge!
TheDragon5

Con

B*tch. You heard me, B*TCH!
When I'm done with you, your brain'll need a stitch
Look man, I'mma just be blunt,
Since I'll be smokin' one while I'm f**kin' your mother"s c*nt.

You like The Giving Tree?
The one by Shel Silverstein?
The one who looks like a prison escapee?
That sh*t"ll give you the STD hepatitis B, p*ssy.

Callin' yourself "Negotiate"?
Motherf*cker, no deal's gettin' you to home plate,
It'll be yourself whom you"ll frustrate,
After that b*tch gave you cancer in ya prostate.

Alright, gotta end this lickety-split,
And hand to you a toothpick to clean out your prick,
You know what, you little dipsh*t lunatic?
For this battle, I have the control stick!
Debate Round No. 2
Negotiate

Pro

P*ssy? I'll take five with a side of fries, "toughie."
Oh, me a p*ssy? You better a look at yourself wussy.
Prostate cancer? The hell you thinking, it's cause is masterbatin'?
At least I got a b*tch- you just alone, hidin' in a ditch.
Prick? That lyric was so dumb it made my brain sick.
Control stick? I guess thats what you call yo boyfriend's d*ck.
Boy, Shel had more p*say than you could dream cuz' he worked for Playboy it will seem.
My mom? Let's be honest, she wouldn't take you to the prom.
Hepatitis B? What about you f*ckin your boyfriend's D?
Lickety-split? Face it boy, you been in nothin' but the pit.
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Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Spiffy-Gonzalez 3 years ago
Spiffy-Gonzalez
XD why thank you, I appreciate it.
Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
I thought the whipper snapper of today does the whip and the neigh neigh. I can't keep up with socio/cultural trends so I could be wrong. Nice to informally meet you and I must compliment your avatar image!
Posted by Spiffy-Gonzalez 3 years ago
Spiffy-Gonzalez
These whiper snappers with their 'poppin' and 'lockin'

:D
Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
If you want to continue I can do a repost- just let me know! Happy to do whatever, bro.
Posted by TheDragon5 3 years ago
TheDragon5
..dang
Posted by TheDragon5 3 years ago
TheDragon5
Lmao :P
Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
No problem,bro. We're obviously trying to outwit each other no matter the method or way, not seeking to offend or harm each other. Besides, never enjoyed PG movies as much. xD
Posted by TheDragon5 3 years ago
TheDragon5
Sorry man xD. May want to specify the rating first next time ;)
Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
Geeze bro! You slammed me. Here I was wanting to keep it PG for the kiddos- I guess I'll have to reconsider the rating.
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