Rap Battle of the Century
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| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | Select Winner | ||
| Started: | 7/19/2014 | Category: | Music | ||
| Updated: | 7 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
| Viewed: | 1,405 times | Debate No: | 59197 | ||
Debate Rounds (4)
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 Pro First round is for acceptance, or you can opt not to rap last round. |
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Pro Ima have you swimming for your life and leave you really pale Pushed too hard, you'll get a heart attack like Alexander Dale In the water I'm a god, this n!gga guaranteed to fail I'm like Neptune with a vengeance and your mama in the bedroom Try to make a rescue and the pressure makes your head boom In my domain, you cant escape, look endlessly for refuge Find a trident through your heart, red sea and a dead dude My rhymes are pure madness, give you riddles in a rage You're swallowing the semen my cerebrum loves to make I spit it quick, but guarantee you that you'll really love the taste Stuff is sweet enough to lead a bunch of thinkers to a cage I'm already proven, you could call me evolution Cause there's no design for me, you can't repeat my fuking blueprints I lure you in and by the time youve realized your doom I'm in your psyche, its my mealtime, you'll feel like you're shroomin.  Con Call me Ishmael, I survived the killer whale, Poetry so fresh even Melville pales, In comparison, 'bout time I called in the garrison, Led by Chewy and Han, my boy Ford, Harrison. Triple penetrate your @ss with your fuking trident, Real men don't need weapons bro, don't try to deny it. Bare-knuckle brawl, that's all I need to handle y'all, I'm up in major league, you're struggling with tee ball. Make like Charles Manson, time to go to the aslym, Where you can hide and whine and even cry some. You need to take some classes and put on your damn glasses So you can see you're stupider than Democratic dumb @sses. In closin', it's clear I've left you frozen, Like Elsa, it's time you let it go. It just goes to show, I've got a better flow, That's why your momma let's me call her my main h0e. |
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Pro Unfortunately you left the boss intact It's looking problematic for you man, falling through my little traps For short, name's MANUAL, I'll MANIPULATE your fu(king a$s. Once I finish six more hits of brown, bricky, sticky hash I'll turn into a rap profit, cash out on this sh!tty clash Tee ball? in your dreams! Let's play a little match You'll start to feel loopy Pitches fly like bricks at all you chicks, I'm hitting heads. One more little verse, belittle you I'm slowly, surely killing you You really might be better off praying for a miracle At this point, it's terminal, for this sh!t no remiss is known Cancer? Not a chance, worse still, you're poisoned with the illest lfow It's time for you to let it go, you're caving into nothingness Next time, defy your current rap skills and run bravely into the thunderous But when you battle me think CAREFULLY where your blunder is You have more reason to be scared of me with every single utterance Con You've gotta check the chain of command, I'm on top, simple supply and demand, Economics 101, I'm a Marx man. My rhymes smoother than Golf Wang, Yonkers, This battle is mine, I know that I'll conquer Your grade school grammar, you must be watching Bonkers. Take your gateway drug, the high's not great, I've got my gateway thugs protecting this estate, My empire, but it's not a state of mind, Sorry Jay, but this reality is mine. I ain't dead, I come back like Machiavelli, Like Jesus, Like Lazarus, Like Osama Bin Laden, resurrected, and you can't end me, You're a fool, disapproval rating lower than Obama. Let me summarize before you vanish before my very eyes This battle is over, it's no surprise These are facts bro, I don't need to theorize. |
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Pro Strycora forfeited this round.
Con The writing's on the wall, bathroom stall, Glory hole, you've got a mouth full of balls. You've got a deepthroat, like Watergate, It's alright though, I don't discriminate. So this is how it ends, Time to pull up your Depends. My bars have got you pissing your trousers, Call up your mother, I know how to arouse her. Dear all readers, please vote pro, If you think you can handle me, don't hesitate bro. |
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Vote Placed by dynamicduodebaters 7 years ago
| Strycora | Free_Th1nker | |
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Reasons for voting decision: FF
