The Instigator
LittleT
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
JimShady
Con (against)
Winning
14 Points

Rap Battle!

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after 2 votes the winner is...
JimShady
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/22/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 623 times Debate No: 101235
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (4)
Votes (2)

 

LittleT

Pro

Jimshady yes, we know who you are
Jimshady yeah, you're really not hard
Jimshady yeah, you're gonna get parred
Yo

Jimshady, we know who you are
You're that guy who copies my bars
You're that guy who is a r*tard
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose
In your profile picture what the f**k's that pose
When I see your brother he'd better get on toes
Cos I'm gonna give him some sick blows right to the nose

Yes, Jimshady, we know who you are
Jimshady, yeah, you're gonna get parred
Jimshady, yes, we know who you are

Why's this guy, yeah, trying to spit
BG Media, I run that sh*t
Lyrically spun that sh*t
I bet you got hair, under your armpits, look
Yes, you're not the boys
Finished with CallyMan, play with your toys
Yes, starving Marvin, that's what you are
Come round here, you'll get lyrically parred
Link me now, link me later
All that money, better get that paper
a street educator

Jimshady yeah
Remember when you wanted to get on a track with me?
Are you mental?
Yeah, I'm done now, yeah
Bang
JimShady

Con

Oh man....

Is this guy serious, cause if he is I'm about to get serial
Not like Lucky Charms but like Grand Moff, imperial.
You fvcking grand mof, like Yoda "cringe in fear, you will"
You think your rhymes are lit but the crowds feels dreary, still

Here we will get right to the chase, like we playing Mario Kart
Get that Blue Shell, fling it at you, and hit you so hard you will fart
Oh, and blow up, Don't show up, and if you do, are you gon' start?
Or did you forget gas, dumb bjtch, surely you are a retard!

Me? hard, and that's what I shove in your mom, nice and deep.
In so far that she just dies and goes peaceful like some sheep
I'm tryna see why this guy's so bleak, he's such a creep
I'll get him on the run and hiding, it's like we're playing Hide and seek

The last day for this anarchist, his final hour it'll be
Throw anything at me and I just laugh cause it's brittle, weak!
This guy's profile picture is so gay, you're colorful like Skittles, G...
This queer @ss mof should just rename himself as LittleD.
Debate Round No. 1
LittleT

Pro

Yo, yes, light the bifta
I'm gonna ra*e your little sister
Five chicken licking
I'm gonna give her a kicking
Yo, yes, my name's called Tate
Har-dar-dar with your head off a gate
Might be a bimbo, put your head through a window
That's why we have beef
Yes, calm down with your bars
Talk about my mum, talk about yours
Yo, you was abortion at birth
Your mum look like an ape from Planet the Earth

Um, yeah, I'm going in, haha

Jim, think you're a gypsy, don't get lippy
You will get drop kick, it'll be easy
Sh*t scared of Reece Lindsay
Listens to Bimbi, how embarrassing
Brother so fat, can't do a marathon

Marco you will get sparko
Your mum's on crack, you look like your mum's mac
Yeah
Yo, your mum is a fiend
You suck your dad off while your ma flicks her bean
Yo, think you're big?
You will get dropped yeah, straight in a dig
Crying all over the floor
Imagrety I'm war
Everybody knows your mum is a wh*re
Getting round Piccadilly looking for willy
Punters pull up and say 'don't be silly'
It's my time to shine
Shut your mouth or I'll break your mum's spine
Snap a leg like a twig
Rob a car like I'm something out of Stig
Yo
JimShady

Con

LittleT spits (literally) and slobbers all over the mic
Like it's a big djck, didn't no I'm fighting a dyke...
Well you're fighting a kike with all his Jewish might
With my Israeli Uzi, no "excuse me" and fight into the night!

Against this Nazi, he thinks he's all rolled up like Yahtzee
Got a bifta? A rod? Then with my spike I'll kill you like Trotsky
Right hand man of Stalin, but you fallin; like a Fvckin' commie
You reds can't beat conservatives, for example, Mitt Romney

On me, you got nothing, But on your mom I got something juicy
My wet cummin' djck and it aint goin' in loosely!
But firm! And after I fvcked your mom LittleT rues the...
...day that be battled me, cause his body is now bruising.

Your losing, excusing, is it confusing? Well too bad, @ss hole
You're fuming, but still puny, so just go and step back, h0e
Cause your swooning at my dueling, felt nothing from your last go
This Jew tired of moving and scooting, I'll break free from Krak"w !
Debate Round No. 2
LittleT

Pro

you said you f*cked my mom well that's quite funny
because she has HIV, i hope your nose don't get runny
i find your bars stupid, they're not smart, they are not punny
you chat so much sh*t it's like believing in the Easter bunny

you believe in God, now that's quite obscene
you've got my anti religious views kicking up a scene
im beating you here like the Muslims to byzantine
im driving straight past you firing shots out the limousine

my house is like Constantinople, it's royal and large,
your house is like Chernobyl, toxic like a barge
you need to run because im setting down a charge
cus if you don't get away LittleT will be at large, in charge
cus you're a little b*tch vaginal discharge

west side outtie, f*
ck ya'll east side rappers
JimShady

Con

West coast, my @ss, I know you don't live in Cali...
And I'm not NYC, you know nothin' about me
313, Detroit rap arena is where I do my prowling!
Come up here you get shot like Outsider's Dally

That's right, I read S.E. Hinton, that's what I'm hinting
And your bjtch of a mom tomorrow night I'll be hitting.
No HIV for me cause I gotta condom that's befitting
So all night long I'll be over her, continuous gizzing...

You live in Constantinople? Well bjtch don't get hopeful
I converting to Islam and us jihads are coming by the boatful
Turn the Hagia Sophia Muslim, to Istanbul, you're woeful.
We wage jihad, cause you need God,our cause is noble!

Now really I'm Christian, last stanza was just metaphorical
LittleD has got to listen, because when HE talks it's horrible
I got insight in my vision, what you spit is just deplorable...
Rapping with precision, you could say that I'm Jim the oracle.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
If Jim copied littleTs bars 99% of his raps wouldnt even rhyme
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
If Jim copied littleTs bars 99% of his raps wouldnt even rhyme
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Wow. LittleT is so... I am just gonna say that Jim is a thousand times better.
Posted by paintballvet18 1 year ago
paintballvet18
Con leads after 1st round in my book.
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Vote Placed by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
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Reasons for voting decision: To keep it even, I'll give all 7 to Jim like the other guy did.
Vote Placed by paintballvet18 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Rap battles don't require a RFD.