The Instigator
cyborghacker
Pro (for)
The Contender
FanboyMctroll
Con (against)

Rap Battle

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/19/2019 Category: Music
Updated: 1 month ago Status: Debating Period
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cyborghacker

Pro

What's up Fanboy, I've decided to end our filthy relationship with a rap battle. I'll start.

Fanboy McTroll Diss

Hey! Is that Fanboy, Ayy?
62 year old (more like a 6 yr. Old boy)
I'm 25 years making more moolah than you,
You wanna fight me (b*tch jujistu)

It's kinda sad, That you think you're so rad,
But the actual sh*t is that your f*cking bad.
You try to roast people by saying they can't get laid
But you are too motherf*cking afraid
To say that you're a 6 yr. Old who is unpaid.

Your god is yourself?
B*tch you should just go kill yourself.
Or just f*ck your sister, A big-as* milf.

You ride motorcycles cause you're to poor for a car,
Your problems are that you can't spit bars.
I'm king of the world (Tsar! )
You're the b*tch of the nation
So Au Revoir.

(i'm going light this time. Prepare for fire in the next 3 rounds. )
FanboyMctroll

Con

Hey cyborghacker you are nothing but a big slacker
you think you are witty, But you live in the ghetto in your city
you think profanity is cool, But when it comes to education, You drool

you are just an IT nerd in a server closet
counting other peoples deposit
no social skills outside being a keyboard hero
I would outplay you in hockey, Baseball, And slamdunk on your scoreboard zero

You can throw all the F bombs you want
being a nerd means you get no c*unt
so go back to playing your Nintendo duck hunt
while I sit in my mansion on the water front
making fun of you on my spare time
while you look for an extra dime

So go back to swearing
and your pokemon hoodie wearing
thinking your 14 year old posse will be impressed with your swearing
when in fact it makes you low budge in the trailer park with the music blaring

Mic drop
Debate Round No. 1
cyborghacker

Pro

Oh Sorry, Mr. Troll I'm not trying to offend,
But in real life if you act like a troll, You will have ZERO friends,
I would crush you in real life, To the bitter end.

You know what, I'll try not to use profanity,
You say that you'll beat me in basketball, But guess what,
I can actually score a three!

Baseball is boring,
I always start snoring,
I'm sporty, I'm smart, When I'm done with you, You'll start tearing.

"Being a nerd means you get no c*nt"
I'm not f*cking gay and I'm on the popular front.
"So go back to playing your Nintendo Duck hunt"
Stop being a troll, It's a fake stunt.

Why don't you go back to your life as a male stripper,
No, You're actually too fat, But if you get a little skinnier,
You might actually be able to fit next to the bartender,
And stop drinking juice, And start drinking liquor.

Stop thinking I'm 14 years old,
I'm 25, The age of gold,
You can't fight me, I'm uncontrolled,
So sit down in shame while you get
SCHOOLED

Mic drop, People cheer at me, And they boo and hiss at you. You already know you lost!
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Posted by cyborghacker 1 month ago
cyborghacker
sure
Posted by FanboyMctroll 1 month ago
FanboyMctroll
It's all good, I'm up for a good rap battle
Posted by cyborghacker 2 months ago
cyborghacker
Most of the things in this rap I don't really mean. So sorry for any diss taken seriously.
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