Rap battle: Truth_seeker vs. Oryus

lol i'ma just start

Introducin humpty dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Out of all the rappers on DDO, you are the whitest of them all

When someone pushes a person, they roll with it then break their skull
When someone pushes you to the limits, all you do is just...well.....roll.....

Your hearts an egg, when it snapped, it just broke
But don't worry, i know some who would take the yoke
Personally to you, i'm the exact size of the empire state building, i'm too tall
Why? Well it started when your parents said "forget rubber, lets have a ball!"

I have an answer for the question "what came 1st, the egg or the chicken?"
Your dad taught me "why does that matter as long as your choking the chicken?"

When real finger-twistin' G's rep their city n' ask where you from that should raise an alarm
When someone asks "what city are you from?" you say "none, i grew up in Ol' McDonald's farm"

ahaha, all jokes aside, i smell fear in you so i will reign down fire and thunder!
In my mind, you, your flow, your style, and rhymes are already torn asunder!

The saga began here: http://www.debate.org...
And, naturally, I accept.

This debate title should say: Pendejo vs La Jefa [1]
Intimidate. Don't just sedate. It's sh!t. You only left the
proof that Poop_seeker shoots weaker and is about to get wrecked up.
Check the Boot_feeder's mute tears underfoot because he can't get up.

I'M ALREADY DOMINATING: yawning. Why's this scrawny body calling
me to explicate his folly, make me read through all his scrawling?
See, he needs to practice bawling. He's a baby quickly crawling
past my feet replete with kisses all to mitigate this mauling.

The bold fools' rhymes have been thrown at me with no touch of irony.
I told you I'm The Boss but you think you're the one to "fire" ME?
Retire, please. I'm slyer, sleaze. You "rap" like a lobotomy
supplies your mired agony. Tell me: it hurt down on your knees?

I was hoping for rap attack but all I see's this sad sack of crap.
And he's wack on track to flack from all the voters who'll smack this hack.

[1] Dumb@ss vs The Boss

Judgin' from this thread http://www.debate.org...

This is his 1st time rapping, he was scared he'd so terribly crappy
why? cuz his mood went from scrambled to sunny side: he was happy

Nice, to celebrate, lets shake on it n' throw bandz! (1)
..oh wait that's right! Oryus doesn't have any hands!
Your so white, you look like a ghost, nvm you are a ghost
Reason being is because you died before your 2nd post
You call me poop, i say your white beetle's dung
Cuz instead of your raps, it look likes you got slung

Whoever used a sharpie marker on you made a mistake so wrong
If you stared at the sun, your entire face would melt and be gone
Now before you talk trash of my long hair, hairy face, and legs
Know that unfortunately for you, hair doesn't grow on eggs
At least i have a body, you wouldn't meet the perfect description
How the boss going to run this when he's being burned in Hell's kitchen?

Everybody, Oryus is a baby, so give him his bottle every day and he won't cry
Don't try to man him up by putting a durag on him or he'll suffocate and die
Man, before this round, i made bets, this the only time i gambled
Your raps, your bars, your flow, and style is just how i like it: scrambled

You a noobie who just starting to rap, just playing with you in this round
Rest assured, before the next round, you'll already be buried underground

1. slang for money

I've read up and I'm fed up cause this chump just needs to let up,
ditch the front, and pay the bet up. He's the punch to my beretta.
He's a cunt and I'm a bella. Bout to punt the hunted, hella.
I just bunt this stunted fella with my vocals. A capella.

Oh, now you want "Judging from this thread"? You pussin out on votes instead?
Well, I'm NOT BUDGING cause you're dead. Bought you a gift: A new bedspread.
It's for your mother-f*cking deathbed cause I'm ripping you to shreds.
Silly inbred should have got bent. "Ory wins" is what this cock said.

Got called a "him" by a misogynist. I'll take that as a compliment.
All you do is pocket-pick. I'm mob boss. I just robbed a mint.
I'm wildfire to your steel and flint. I'm hot but I don't break a sweat.
You knew well not to f*ck with this but got it, you f*cking excrement.

You are the worst that you could be- like dairygirl4u2c.
You think that you're on par with me but I'm WAY out yer f*ckin league.
I'm undefeated in this thing. You don't spit rhymes, just phlegm. Fatigue.
I'm sittin pretty while my infantry attacks your sh!t. Blitzkrieg.

Your insults are all pathetic. My rebuttal's f*cking epic.
It's electric- my aesthetic. If you think you won, forget it.
I'm poetic and prophetic. See my win and off to get it.
Find a clinic for prescriptions and some surgery. Cosmetic.

Yo, if i jumped this dude, he'd die it's a well known fact
If this moron jumped me, he'd explode on impact

Heart palpitations, deep within a prophetic resonance resonants as our kind you dissin' us, your a creative dissonance
I'm in complete independence, a science, a mental substance too deep into this lyrical abyss, it's just pure metaphysics
You haven't treaded upon this dark path that we create, it's our existence, despite your claims, it's just pure dissidence

I'ma prophet born within a divine creation, reborn into this world to murder imbeciles with a flame that's outside of this world

Those who live by the sword shall live by the sword, i escaped this cycle of karma, left your simplistic mind whirled
Even if you were an alien species with a kind so complicated, renovated, had human civilizations annihilated, your anatomy'd be violated
I am essentially not a human being with the way i'm freestylin' like i'm from another heaven in the depths of the isolated

Like volatile blazin' missiles given by my god's graceful protection, i'm wipin' out your species in a genocide with mystical vibes, til each being dies
My creative nature exceeds yours, til you feel the burns of my rays n' get blazed, your dazed as the shade fades n' nature cries

If you brought deep inside this place we call hell, you'd better bring all the best artillery n' emcee rapper army
It wouldn't matter cuz you'll all end in the same place after the process of decomposition before you'd try to harm me

You can't spit complexity, your a simplicity, your raps are primitive just like the dawn of early human history
I carry knowledge of the ancient near east, your raps are anticipatory, i'm too advanced for your protohistory

My avvie pic is egg-like??? I put you on a head pike.
I'm not an anti-semite but consider me the next reich.
I think I hear the bag-pipes playing, signaling your last light.
Thought you might try harder but this was an easy, fast fight.

Oh, he's using more words now! Do you think the plot has thickened?
Did you forget the time you tried to rhyme "chicken" with "chicken"?
And the time you said I had "no hands"- like we'd be awe-stricken
With your thrown together bullsh!t like a talking dogs' diction.

If I am the "egg"-"man", then I am the walrus, here to talk of many things:
"Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax", of crap battles I'm winning.
You've slipped into the Wonderland of babble that you're spewing
You're nothing- like a little, buzzing fly I'm simply shooing.

Your words are clumsy, meanings muddied, with no flow to hear.
Absurd and cruddy. Bloodied, while I'm Tyson to your ear.
Nostradamus doesn't frighten me. I see my win. Seer.
Your god's deaf to your prophesy cause I'm the winner here.

We both know you whack, so shut your greasy trap, cuz you don't belong in rap Oryus
you have a better chance wearing a mop and singing pop calling yourself Miley Cyrus
I say, you look like a fat lab rat who curiously sniffed crack and choked on your egg fat
like butter, leave your face flat like my doormat n smash you as you go with a loud "splat!"
only reason I spit that much is to show that you're in hell, everybody can tell
Your mom said "I was wondering when you were going to come out of your shell"
I repeated myself for a purpose using chicken twice, I used the same rhymes
and it's only because I can use the same punch line and still beat you both times

everybody, she's trying to win points by using proper grammar
to substitute the fact she can't rap, but can talk in a kindly manner
this is an easy fast fight? Sure is like a fast food restaurant, it's tight
you got cooked but you still don't look right, not even your dog would bite
I'm burning you in an easy oven as you get served and still look white
if a Goblin cooked you into an omelet on his grill, bombed it, n eat you, he'd vomit
you are as corny as Willis and Gromit, my punch to you's a comet, my diss atomic
screw this,in debates or rap battles, I beat you with rebuttals
serve you anywhere, I don't care,whether in space or food shuttles
I'm so crazy, ishatter you so hard, I break the laws of gravity
it'll look like I'm the architect of creativity, you're not as mad as me

when you rap, it's all boring, when I rap,I slammed on the gas pedal
with rap beats blazin loud, crowd going wild, turn rap into heavy metal
when I spit quick, you get split,the words I pick will get you hit
as the crowd goes crazy when I rap, everybody in the mosh pit
still rocking the long hair don't care, you wish you had some
unfortunately for you,hair products won't apply cuz you got none
What you rep for, your cowardly n silently claiming
What I rep goes as hard when I'm headbanging
you can bet your life the plot has thickened with what's been written
reason why I use so many words is to show that I'm actually spittin
only reason you don't come at me with full force is cuz your chicken

let me recycle Rhymes... you know what I don't care anymore, if you're a girl or a son
out of millions of thoughts in my head, I came here to demolish you in more ways than one
I'm going to disrespect your ghost town and expose this cracker clown
what I'm about to rap is going to obliterate this round to the ground

I am the weapon deep in the universe cursed to put you in the worst as i cause quantum explosions
Exposin' dry oceans within the Earth's crust as i'm goin' through the motions n' cause collisions
I'm the future of the world's weaponry, the catalyst for a new order of warfare so i don't care
If you got me on your side, it'll be so unfair cuz i'm blowin' up bodies n' scatterin' them everywhere
You cannot compete with this creativity ever since Christ's nativity as you experience fatality
Puttin' an end to the reality that you are a mastermind of creativity as you lay in strange abnormality
I'm the furious titan that had reached the earth and faced all sorts of technical transmission
Rip you apart based on instinct n' intuition with sickly ambition n' no remission, you face cell division
As you devolve into a lesser sentient being like the components of nuclear fission as u;n the mortician

Your name will only be mentioned in ancient tradition as i place you in the worst state of condition
You will be scattered from the pages of history and to the list of the slaughtered, your a new edition
Like i said i dig deep into the realms of my environment which is something you never been
Time for your unrealistic fantasies of being a lyricist n' a wordsmith, a legend for to all end

I tried to keep track of what bugs me.
It's the seeker of smacks who earplugs me
cause your flow is so wack it runs upstream.
But I grizzly your a$$ up. Hear salmon scream.

Throughout this whole thing- you see my lead.
I diss specific THEN you reply-spree.
Too bad you dropped everything in your round three.
Thinkin you're hard. B!tch, you're a clown "G"

I'm so migh-ty. I'm a brick house to your f*cking dry-wall.
I'm no Miley Cyrus but I came in like a wrecking ball.
Bring you back to earth cause you think you're metaphysical,
Sink you down further for Satan's waitin cause your death enthralls.

I'm hotter than the best of em.
You're not. You're just a mess of scum
bent on getting a blessing from
your god but I'm abreast of him
so stop jesting. You're stressing, son.
I'm cresting on your saviour's blood,
arresting you. Amazing floods
of rhymes. You have no flavor. Mud.

Your round four's the overcompensation
ground floor of your towers stationed
in New York and I'm the patient
one aboard the plane that's taken
off-course in-air while you're shaken
to the core. My demonstration
makes it's way to your location
with a BOOM, the nation's quakin
cause I doomed your rep. Vacation
in New Orleans. Devastation.

This battle's not a challenge. Take
your prattle to the ground n make
your addled mind just drown in lakes
of fire when you test your fate
with my rhymes cause I dominate.
You're rambling. It indicates
you're scrambling just to create
an inkling of the heavyweight,
King-level raps I propagate.
I'm laughing at you throw your weight.
You know how they'll adjudicate.
I am the Queen of Rap Debate.
It's in my genes to trap. Checkmate.