The Instigator
Masterful
Pro (for)
Tied
6 Points
The Contender
Oppenheimer1934
Con (against)
Tied
6 Points

Rap battle but you have to dis yourself

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Started: 8/9/2017 Category: People
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Masterful

Pro

Considering I'd know nothing about my opponent I can't dis him/her meaningfully, so it makes sense to dis myself instead and compliment them. Make it as close to reality as possible.

-3 wins to accept.

-No Jews can accept because they're bias against lord Hitler.

Good luck.

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My family
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My nan gave me a genital wart, she wasn't gentle and ate me out with a fork
She began to feast on my butt hole, I farted then shat in a nut bowl.
She began to dig around like a mole, felt like I was giving birth to a foal.

My granddad is known as my nandad, He's an analific nomad, Jizzing like he's the launch pad.
I just stand there with my mouth wide, I let him slip it in the backside, it made him so horny that he died.

My mums a lesbian buffalo, she bums me with her big toe,
I pick the crusty poo out of her butt hair, it tastes like rust slew so beware.

Sold as a sex slave from China, my dad's a 10 year old minor, he lives in my mums vagina.
He only eats the jizz that enters her, he tells me this life was meant for ya
I used to finger his young bum, but he dead now so I got no where to cumm
He's rotting in my mums fanny, while she squatting on a Pakistani.

R.I.P father
Oppenheimer1934

Con

Ight, bet. Great topic.

Kick it back easy, my alcoholic tendencies
Feeling real breezy, pissin' in my sheets, see,
Hate my life cuz I can't get laid,
Cut myself cuz I ain't get paid.
Can't keep a job for more than 30 f*ckin' minutes
Lose my train of thought whilst I'm spittin' that sentence

When I sit in school, I act a fool, and write music with my spare time.
I get home and beat my tool, slow jam beat retarded with lyrical rhyme.
Blisters on my right hand, Jell-O on my penis
Shoulda closed the blinds so that the neighbors couldn't see us
Bestial by nature, beating up the p*ssy
got caught red handed by PETA, eatin' out my puppy
Less of a dis, more of a lie,
Killed my last relationship one too many times
Can't get the truth straight, can't get my head straight,
I'm havin' to decide with pornstar I want to fake impregnate.
Debate Round No. 1
Masterful

Pro

I fondle my dogs butt,
In which Ill bust a nut,
This will readjust its gut.
Its just what I do, bumming dogs and sniffin glue.
I'll lick its a.s.s and taste its poo.
I just love dog puss in ma field of view.
There is nothing hotter than dog domination.
Where I use its butt as a docking station,
And I don't care if there's any cooperation,
Because raping the thing is my obligation.

I live in a wet box
Where I get c*cks,
Cus I'm a filthy man whore,
Shaggin all the homeless who are post war
You'll get ma d*ck through your front door
I've even got an anal mentor,
who I hate and deplore,
Cus I'm a rape victim,
They call me "d*cks in"
Then they say "I think we tricked him"

I drink 18 cans of beer a day, its turned me into a helpless gay,
I'm drunkenly paralytic, I have AIDs and I'm diabetic,
My burnt face is grossly mutilated,
And my fat a.s.s is mostly stimulated

I cry myself to sleep every night,
I'm real self-conscious about my height,
I'm 3 foot 3 and addicted to bestiality,
A wider bum hole is my only guarantee.
Oppenheimer1934

Con

Kicked myself out on the street cuz I can't tell the time,
My girl just dumped me cuz I can't spit any rhymes,
She wants a poet, I'm just a joke,
Swallow my feelings so hard it makes me choke.
Enough about me, more about you;
What's the big idear with your attitude?
I get that its a dis track, roast yourself, play me,
But you're just a rapist, that's just plain to see.
Man with all this rapin' you should see a doctor,
Probably got the clap from your ECA proctor,
Sleepin with your teacher to make those grades,
Weak a*s d*ck game the only way you make A's.
Your spelling is a hot mess, your grammar is a wreck,
If I had to grade your paper, I'd just yell out "NEXT"

Now that I got that off my chest we can rap some,
Now that I put you in your place I can beat on my own drum.
Let's get dark, talk about my brain,
The only place in this world I can misbehave.
Always in the darkness, thinking in my thoughts,
So sick of always living I got my trachea in knots.
Hung myself off the back porch, Boyscouts never failed me,
Hanging with a cold corpse, scrapes all on my knees.
Sometimes I cut myself just to see how much it bleeds,
Because every single night I bite the hand that feeds.
Always turn to drugs so I can escape
Always out my head so I can simply think straight.

Last verse, spittin', call that conclusion
Put the beat to rest, it died of heart contusions.
Can't even complete your own challenge,
I didn't hear a dis track, I heard a rap sheet.
Put in you in intensive psychotherapy,
I know it won't work cuz you'll blame your family.
Less of a dis, more of a confession,
See you in the paper cuz of your rape obsession.
See you in court, call it sex with aggression,
Justify your actions, I'd let you testify,
How a grown man gonna act like he's that fly?
Proud of the man that d*cks down his canine,
You ran out of jokes so you stole one of mine.
You can't even rap well, hang up your hat now.
Forfeit the game before you get beat, son.
This debate's been over, I done already won,
Just thought I'd give a Coup D'Etat to say goodbye,
Done so fast you ain't done waving "hi"
Lyrically murdered this skeevy a*s guy,
Okay, I'm done here, let me drop the mic.
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Youraverageunicorn 3 years ago
Youraverageunicorn
yeah! I was excited to accept and then you said jews are bias against "lord Hitler"! do you like him?! you ave to make sure everyone can accept the round because it's not fair to those who want to.
Posted by Masterful 3 years ago
Masterful
Raps focus is on the rhythm, rhyme, and musicality. Poetry is based on word flow and rhyme alone. I'd say there is very little distinction between the two when written down.
Posted by NDECD1441 3 years ago
NDECD1441
Sounds like a poem more than a rap honestly. Still rhymes are on par though.
Posted by NDECD1441 3 years ago
NDECD1441
Sounds like a poem more than a rap honestly. Still rhymes are on par though.
Posted by SirNoodles518 3 years ago
SirNoodles518
Why aren't Jews allowed to accept?
Posted by Masterful 3 years ago
Masterful
Well, in my rap I'm getting fisted by my nan, bummed by my granddad, bummed by my mums big toe and living life with a dead Chinese midget father who I used to bum.

If someone directed that at me while insulting my family, I'd feel offended.
Posted by Emilrose 3 years ago
Emilrose
You're insulting family members--not yourself.
Posted by NDECD1441 3 years ago
NDECD1441
I would accept if I could but im for some reason as the website says, engaged in an open debate with you.
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Vote Placed by Mharman 3 years ago
Mharman
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Reasons for voting decision: Masterful dissed himself better.
Vote Placed by JimShady 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Round 1 belongs to Oppenheimer1934, Masterful was funny but con had more to say. Round 2 goes to Pro, mainly because Con (although better rap in my opinion) got off topic by insulting the other rapper. First time I'm giving a tie vote, 3 points to each.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's rap had better flow.

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