Rap battle
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after 3 votes the winner is...
9spaceking
Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
Started: | 7/25/2014 | Category: | Music | ||
Updated: | 7 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
Viewed: | 1,518 times | Debate No: | 59507 |
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No rules lol, this will burn
Read that comment bout my lil sister n a plushie How you gon pay for dinner, you can't get a slushie? She came to me saying "beat his tail case he try to touch me " If I slap that light face, I'll make it whiter than your bulb, can't be ruda If I slapped that face double time, I'll make it glow lighter than Buddha On his profile,we can tell he wet the bed, it says he a masturbator After this, you will envy my punchlines cuz you always a hater Bro if I smoked weed typing this, I'd look just like you It's a good thing I ditched my short hair or this be more true Just to make things fair ima make fun of my own race I look like a terrorist least i come straight up in yo face I might look like a sand n*gga nuff with puns Least me n my squad'll terrorize with em guns I am a crazy Arab strapped up, a suicide bomba You a fake lil boy who plays with guns in medal of honor Dawg you look retarded, young but look grown like you got down syndrome Worse, im killin you here on DDO like a tourist zone in ancient Rome! My opponent stinks so bad Oh boy this is so very sad His lines don't even rhyme Reading them it's like eatin' lemon lime His verses make absolutely no sense He builds up such a poor defense I can tell his head's quite dense So now I'm goin' on the offense You think my face is light? I'll make you feel contrite Beat you up so bad you shiver in fright To me you got no living right I'll skin you to the bones Then throw you in the asylum When I'm done with you, you'll prefer Davy Jones For I'll cut off all your hilum [1] Then let you bleed 'til you cry Bombs blow you up high into the sky My goodness, you face is pale white Like that sappy vampire in Twilight So beware me, the mighty king, You better plea for your safety in the boxing ring You can run, but you can't hide All your friends I'll just cast aside! [1] http://en.wikipedia.org...(anatomy) |
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My foe doesn't know what real rap is, the defintion of a real diss
I'm like a venomous snake when i hiss, break your iron fist you communist I was expectin' to be respectin' someone who knows what he projectin' I'm injectin' vicious malicious blood into you like a virus every bone dissectin' I'm like the sheikh, blowin' yo cap back puttin' up to the facts You can't bring divine fire to these lyrical attacks, no racks I thought your bars were solid, but i see your bulged Crush your skeleton, your ribs n' make yo head bludgeoned Cuz as of right now, you a cartoon character You holdin' a social mental barrier but i'm scarier Checked out your song, my GOD! YOU SOUND HORRIBLE! When i rap i'm like Ivan the terrible bringin pon you da destroya You ain't neva looked into the face of death tho you like to dictate Thinkin' im jailbat, but i'm an inmate turn your substance to phosphate You don't belong in this rap, ballin cuz music is my callin' Corner me in the boxing ring, i'ma beat you till my knuckles break! You'll search in that stash for some cash to use brass 1's for your sake But your scared to fight someone who fight dirty, i don't wait You couldn't see me with your 15 inch 4 Asian eyes Go call your allies cuz i'm not facin' someone my size That's why they call you spaceking, cuz you king of absolutely nothing to your rep you cling as i sling stones n' shine in the ring, it's my thing You just a lil baby bird compared to me the grand master, i take you under my wing I shake my head at my opponent's poor try-- Reading the rap, I give a great sigh Truth Seeker got no rhythm, His brain got no wisdom He got lots of hauteur But I manipulate him like an auteur To me he's just a puppet Flopping around like a muppet He got no juice in the tank His face is sheet blank Switching from 2 to 8 verses? Bad idea--the voters will be givin' you curses I'll be the one blastin' the guns Pack you up between some hamburger buns Eat you up cooked with mustard--tons The wolves will be chasin' and you know you can't outrun You had better pack your bags You'd gonna be so poor, wearin' rags I can see your brain startin' to flag You try to talk but you can only gag |
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Mentally i put you down gently cuz this will end badly
I'm a child molester cuz i'm rippin up the asian Stanley (1) Did you get the source? That's you tryna grow a plant cuz you tried so hard to spark some creativity when you can't You rant cuz your not as talented as those who use a slant What in the world is a hauteur? Your language is foreign Your raps are boring, i'm roarin' cuz it's pourin' You think you a real Santa Claus killa: silent night, deadly night When i look at ya pictures, we all know you sleep wit a night light Gotta lock the door, cover floorboards, time it just right But you can't even defend yourself right here on the spotlight your raps are so short they made Tu pac go to court Cuz you ruined the genre of hip hop now you need support What are you doin online? Your mom should saved your youth Right now, i'm demolishin' your self-esteem what i spit is the truth! I rap cuz i'm supposed to, fearless to whom i opposed to, you rap to who you posed to Baby boy! I'm evil, you a baby bird who flew got lost from his crew so learn panda kung fu Look at me i quoted a source, but mine was better than yours Get back to me with solid multis after you finished your chores 1. http://tmsimg.com... Is my opponenent even trying? I think he's slowly dying Givin' less and less effort No energy for a single retort You think I'm boring? You'll hear it when I'm roaring Bitin' down on your legs Cookin' em up with my breakfast eggs I don't even need to lift a finger This battle has no need to linger Seeker's already done for Got nothin' in his core He can't even understand complex words Can't search it up, what a "nerd"* Your arguments are getting demolished Entire rap getting abolished While I'm still standin' here tall and strong Ready to punch you all day long --Not that I have to, with my power With a snap of my fingers I'll make you cower *sarcasm |
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Your conspicuous as my raps are meticulous, ridiculous that i can be so vicious
I'm prodigious, you frivolous, your raps are as short like you suffer from impotence Step to this, refocus, your career is fictitious everybody's a witness, superstitious I'll spit so many complex lyrics with such precision it'll have you in derision As you'll make the decision to make an incision seducin' pain in rescission Cuz i'm in an admission to put you in a remission of your superstition that you can remedy what's in the kitchen, no snitchin, just wishin that you'd be kissin' n' fishin' for what's missin' in ya givin I'm movin' on to new words as i'm spittin' emittin' my dissin' Let me teach you somethin' bout middle eastern philosophy Like Confucius, light fuses with what it abuses creates what it produces Disciplines whatever it choses as i'm punishin my students Make you spit mucous for your pseduo imprudence excuse my rudeness You'll think twice before creatin' biological activity in the uterus I find it humorous that your skills are useless my lyrics are numerous I am like the buddha you worship, i'm everywhere in every articulate universe My wickedness cannot be compared to wretched willfulness as i'm villainous Eatin' your body in such a decomposin' state of being: Nirvana I dispell from all agony like the peaceful Dalai Lama Extinguisin' all emotions, the law of Karma brings Dharma Catch your broken fist, reverse the drama like U.S did Osama Notice that i'm makin' such intellectual progression such an obsession Not tempted to fall into regression, you in a great depression I freshen, refresh it, i end this session before you doubt n' question Feel my aggression that you'll convert to Christianity n' make confession Now my opponent's just dronin' on and on Readin his raps I can't help but yawn He's tryin' a brand new way but his plans are goin' astray You see, Truth can't do 4 line rhymes Failin' to get his point across time after time I have to say, you're quite "brave" For helping me dig down your own grave My goodness, gracious, you're losin' bit by bit Many suicidal crimes do you commit Makin' such false assumptions Without backup they serve no functions And your rap is left like bone without the skin All your trash arguments I throw into the bin I strike you like a bowling pin 101% certain I'm goin' to win Next round's gonna be the final You better forfeit or blood's comin' from your rhinal [1] I can see you peeing in your pants Don't worry boy--to your mother I'll send some plants I'm laughin' at you right now, enjoyin' your misery This epic event's gonna go down in history [1] http://dictionary.reference.com... |
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Wow.. trying everything that works
N not one word that you said hurts used simplistic lines to get a reaction, its distraction a fraction of the pain and contraction to your faction Subtraction from this chemical reaction n attraction killing you to the right killin you to the left take your breath like the tragic story of Macbeth take your life like the Black Death I'm blue in your soul till it turns black till you crack and snap looks like you can't wait till this battle ends so you can cry to mama and make amends before you come mess with my little sister be a Man n get popped in the face like a blister my feet on your face, shame you getting stomped on you shame your ancestors especially Genghis Khan dancing around your corpse as it's dangling feed you to your pet dog,have him mangling time to end this, time to meet fates kiss claim God is omnipotent little do you realize this potent I trust in divinity, you trust in a magical potion the words you have spoken are broken to what I awoken no one, intellectual or poetcan lose to you less than an opponent you have no punchlines well you get ate by biblical locusts I dare you to talk trash to God in His presence he won't take offense in one sense, you being punished right here with no defense as far as I know, your rhymes are not cogent, you are a rodent stretchy would a 10 plagues of Egypt, make your face swollen dog, I'm literally making your name into an obscene slogan moments before the gatekeeper of life, I'm like Moses gotta put you to rest like Israel was put to the test you got burned with holy fire and you had a bulletproof vest you look like a communist while I'm an abolitionist A realist, the Spiritualist who doubts that you even exist I guess that makes me in a sentence atheist you remind me of Pearl Harbor, aint a racist It's come all down to the final round, Yet my opponent seems to think he has no bounds He's still postin' up random useless junk What's up with all this God-stuff funk? It is obvious who they should vote I'm the one who made you choke I've got my hands at your throat You're now just a little shoat [1] Tumblin' around in your own dirty flith Sleepin' down on the farm's tilth Snorkin' while you bathe in the sun Unaware you're about to become undone I'm like a cat playin' with a ball of thread If the latter was alive it'd be feelin' such dread If it had legs it'd already fled But it's no use--you're already dead Your lines are horrid throughout this debate It's like I'm destined to win--it's my fate You tried hard but now you're gonna lose When I hear I win that'll be just normal news [1] http://www.merriam-webster.com... |
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Vote Placed by bladerunner060 7 years ago
Truth_seeker | 9spaceking | Tied | ||
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Reasons for voting decision: It's a rap battle, and therefore inherently subjective. But I felt Con's flow and rhymes were better--thus, arguments to Con.
Vote Placed by FuzzyCatPotato 7 years ago
Truth_seeker | 9spaceking | Tied | ||
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had 1 more source, slightly better rhymes.
Vote Placed by birdlandmemories 7 years ago
Truth_seeker | 9spaceking | Tied | ||
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's rhymes had more of a rhythm to them, and some of pro's lines made no sense.
Most rappers don't know how to spit, they lost their wit when they were smaller than a twig in a world that learned how to twist itself into a pit before it learned how to pit against all the pithe that just sits and collects like **** in a toilet.