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Science is a witchcraft

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Started: 7/31/2018 Category: Economics
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Science is a witchcraft

I was always impressed with scientists
And how their magic makes cars move
How their magic makes planes fly
How their logic tells me that
Molesting children is wrong
I never believed in witchcraft
I never believed in science
Maybe you can make planes fly
But you cannot stop me
You cannot stop me from molesting children
Your magic doesn't work on me
I am a soldier of God
When you cast your magic upon me
It just bounces back
I am commanded by my Lord
Your magic is useless
It will never stop me from molesting children
You can make planes fly
And you can make cars move
But you are yet to invent a way
To stop me from molesting children
In the school I was taught about your witchcraft
I was taught about it's powers
I wasn't fooled by it, I didn't give it a way in my heart
Your witchcraft may make planes fly
But it cannot stop a soldier of God


God is science, God is Knowledge, God is good. So am I a solder.
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
Well, Normally he doesn't, But I'm a special exception.

I'm using @TRUMPMAGADONALD 's logic, By the way. Just to clarify.
Posted by Jocrazyboy 3 years ago
;-; God doesn't normally tell people to rob banks FYI
Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
The Bible also talked to me and gave me special instructions. It told me that I was to go rob a bank and donate the money all to myself. It also told me to convert to atheism.
But, Just like I don't follow most of the laws of the old testament, I didn't follow those two instructions either.

But it doesn't really matter whether or not you wrote a poem about how guns, Rockets, And nuclear weapons can't kill you; it's not true. Just because you'd like it to be and write it down on paper, Doesn't mean that it can magically apply and become reality.
I write poems on things that ARE real (most of them being about @FollowerofChrist1955 being an idiot), And I can easily do a poem about how you're supposedly a sex-craving moron who has nothing else to live for and is probably unemployed because of your obvious lack of intelligence.
Buuut you're a troll so I may not.

You never mentioned that swords won't kill you.
Posted by TRUMPMAGADONALDS 3 years ago
I have written a new poem explaining that even guns or rockets or nuclear weapon cannot stop me.

I also call you to read my poem "Bible inspired me to molest children"
Bible talked to me, And words of the Lord flew through me. Typical words in the Bible are for the ordinary folks. But Bible talked to me and gave me special instructions.
I hope this clears it up for you.
Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
Wow. . . I make an insult about intelligence yet use the wrong "too". Thanks for not correcting me, Grammarly. . .
I'll go hide now. . .

Great job, Me
Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
You do realize that "magic" also created guns, Right? You know, The things that CAN end you, Just like the cars that you had previously mentioned?
It also doesn't matter whether or not you believe in science; an overwhelming majority of it is real. So, If you believe in God but he's not real, Who cares if you believe? In this case, He wouldn't exist; you'd be wrong. Again. As usual.

You do realize that the Bible is against harming children, Right?
Matthew 18:6 - But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, And that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Luke 17:2 - It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, And he cast into the sea, Than that he should offend one of these little ones.

Exodus 23:7 - Keep thee far from a false matter; and the innocent and righteous slay thou not: for I will not justify the wicked.
Matthew 7:12 - Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, Do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
2 Corinthians 12:21 - And lest, When I come again, My God will humble me among you, And that I shall bewail many which have sinned already, And have not repented of the uncleanness and fornication and lasciviousness which they have committed.
1 Corinthians 6:18 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

Not to smart, Are you?
Answer: No.
Posted by FanboyMctroll 3 years ago
You are delusional, Go back to taking your meds, They let you use a computer in the asylum?
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