TROLL DEBATE: Jesus Christ Cannot Possibly be Omnipotent
| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
| Started: | 6/20/2014 | Category: | Funny | ||
| Updated: | 7 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
| Viewed: | 5,365 times | Debate No: | 56913 | ||
 Pro Last time, I lose to the mighty CJKAllstar with a half-rigged resolution "God Cannot Possibly be Omnipotent"! I don't like loses, so this time, we do a similar resolution...under troll standards! Good luck to whoever accepts--and they must use round one to accept only. You must use troll arguments as do I. Burden of proof is shared, however. Omnipotent: all powerful, being able to do anything |
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Pro 1. Jesus isn't the exception to everything. Jesus is white.  Because such he can't possibly be Asain, making him completely out of the category "Mongols". Mongols are the exception to everything. http://www.youtube.com... Based on this logic, Jesus cannot do anything to the Mongols because they are the exception to everything. Furthermore, Jesus cannot possibly be the exception to everything, since he ain't a Mongol. 2. Jesus Christ isn't Luigi Jesus' name isn't Luigi. Only Luigi can do absolutely nothing and still win.  Even Patrick agrees.  Since Jesus cannot win by doing absolutely nothing, he isn't omnipotent. 3. Jesus Was on the Cross  Jesus must have been on the cross. It is a proven fact. The guy with the wine glass reported it himself to the cops, thus it must be true.  Since Jesus cannot NOT be on the cross, he isn't omnipotent, as he can't even NOT be on the cross when crucified. As proved thus, Jesus has a load of stuff he can't do and as a result he isn't omnipotent. Onto you, con.  Con Jesus Was Asian Jesus was born in Judea which is in Asia and as everyone knows Asian are OP because they can do everything including: Accounting and Finance Archaeology Biodiversity, Animal Health and Comparative Medicine Business Cancer Sciences Cardiovascular and Medical Sciences Celtic and Gaelic Central and East European Studies [including: Baltic, Estonian, Hungarian, Lithuanian, Russian, Soviet Studies] Chemistry Classics Comparative Literature Computing Science Dentistry Economic and Social History [including: Global Economy] Economics [including: Development Studies, Financial Economics] Education [including: Adult Education, Community Development, Drug and Alcohol Studies, Organisational Leadership, Teaching] Engineering [including: Aerospace Engineering, Biomedical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electronics and Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Software Engineering] English Language English Literature [including: Creative Writing] French Geographical and Earth Sciences [including: Geomatics] German Health and Wellbeing Hispanic Studies [including: Spanish] History History of Art [including: Textiles] Infection, Immunity and Inflammation Information Studies (HATII) [including: Arts & Media Informatics, Computer Forensics & E-Discovery, Information Management & Preservation, Museum Studies] Italian Law [including: Intellectual property, Legal Practice] Life Sciences Management [including: Entrepreneurship, International Business, Leadership, Marketing] Mathematics Medicine Molecular, Cell and Systems Biology Music Neuroscience and Psychology Nursing and Health Care Philosophy Physics and Astronomy Politics [including: Chinese Studies, Human Rights, International Relations] Psychology Russian Scottish Literature Sociology [including: Criminology, Global Health, Global Security] Statistics Theatre, Film and Television Studies [including: Cultural Policy, Drama, Dramaturgy, Journalism, Media Management, Performance Studies, Playwriting] Theology and Religious Studies Urban Studies [including: Housing Studies, Planning, Public Policy, Real Estate, Regeneration, Social Policy] Veterinary Medicine Aquatics Archery Automobile Racing Badminton Base Jumping Baseball Basketball Beach Volleyball Biathlon Bobsleigh Bocce Ball Body Building Boomerang Bowling Boxing Bull Fighting Camping Canoeing Caving Cheerleading Chess Classical Dance Cricket Cross Country Running Cross Country Skiing Curling Cycling Darts Decathlon Diving Dog Sledding Dog Training Down Hill Skiing Equestrianism Falconry Fencing Figure Skating Fishing Flag Football Foosball Football Fox Hunting Golf Gymnastics Hand Ball Hang Gliding High Jump Hiking Hockey Horseshoes Hot Air Ballooning Hunting Ice Skating Inline Skating Jai Alai Judo Karate Kayaking Knee Boarding Lacrosse Land Sailing Log Rolling Long Jump Luge Modern Dance Modern Pentathlon Motorcycle Racing Mountain Biking Mountaineering Netball Paint Ball Para Gliding Parachuting Petanque Pool Playing Power Walking Quad Biking Racquetball Remote Control Boating River Rafting Rock Climbing Rodeo Riding Roller Skating Rowing Rugby Sailing Scuba Diving Shooting Shot Put Shuffleboard Skateboarding Skeet Shooting Snooker Snow Biking Snow Boarding Snow Shoeing Snow Sledding Soccer Sombo Speed Skating Sport Fishing Sport Guide Sprint Running Squash Stunt Plane Flying Sumo Wrestling Surfing Swimming Synchronized Swimming Table Tennis Taekwondo Tchoukball Tennis Track and Field Trampolining Triathlon Tug of War Volleyball Water Polo Water Skiing Weight Lifting Wheelchair Basketball White Water Rafting Wind Surfing Wrestling Wushu Yachting Yoga   http://www.youtube.com... Jesus ate potatoes If you split Omnipotent to make omni and potent, potent begins with a P like potato and Jesus ate potatoes which means that Jesus is Omnipotent  Jesus controls the NSA   Jesus owns the NSA and the NSA control everything using a pyramid scheme which means that Jesus controls the world because through the NSA he can do anything, anything. |
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Pro REBUTTALS 1. Judea WAS in Asia. But it's not in the new Asia. Thus every argument concerning what Asains can do is debunked.  THE OLD ASIA WHICH JUDEA IS IN  THE NEW ASIA WHICH JUDEA ISN'T IN https://www.google.com... 2. Jesus Ate Potatoes But before he ate any potatoes, he wasn't omnipotent. In fact, he was so stupid that he tried to eat these potatoes...  And he couldn't find the fork in time, and KABOOM!! He blew up. Thus, he couldn't obtain omnipotence because he was blown up beforehand. 3. Jesus Controlling the NSA  See? Julius Sharpe doesn't agree. NSA can't do At and T because "those people can't complete calls". Even if I took your word that Jesus controlled the NSA, he still can't track AT and T. The argument is refuted, and you have yet to show that Jesus CAN: -Be the exception to everything -win by doing absolutely nothing -Avoid crucification by cross Con TheEpicGlassesGuy forfeited this round. |
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Pro This is quite unfortunate. My opponent has forfeited. All arguments extended. Vote me! Con TheEpicGlassesGuy forfeited this round. |
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Jesus is Illuminati, and Illuminati is Omnipotent.