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Sonofcharl
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The Earth is a Danish. Change Our Minds.

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Started: 2/26/2019 Category: Science
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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snewsnewsnew12

Pro

The Earth is believed to be round, Like a donut shape but with no hole. But a donut with no hole is a danish. Thus, The Earth = Danish.
Sonofcharl

Con

The dough pastry paradox has bewildered mankind for millennia.

And is the Moon actually a giant ball of Mozzarella.

The Earth might yet be proved to be a Pizza.

Or a Christmas Pudding perhaps.

As the North Pole is clearly brandy butter and the South Pole is obviously custard.

And belief is an overused metaphor for greed.

And I am the peach in the centre.

Yum Yum.
Debate Round No. 1
snewsnewsnew12

Pro

Your examples of possible explanations for the Earth, Moon, North Pole, And South Pole seem to reflect an Italian Bakery model of the universe, But it's well known that Italy doesn't exist. The sun is an oven light, Which burned the part of the Earth Danish in which Italy formerly was. Thus, Your model is invalid.

The Earth is a danish. The clouds are glaze. The North and South Poles are the result of the Earth Danish's bilateral frosting drip. The moon is a build up of interior-oven dirt (including burnt Italy) which revolves around the Danish on the universe's rotating baking pan. You are a yeast, As is everyone.
Sonofcharl

Con

Multi-layered laminated sweet pastry in the viennoiserie tradition.

And the Danish is an imposter from Austria.

And is in fact dough and not pastry.

And Pro was no doubt as confounded by 1930's nationalism as they were confused by the paradox.

And Denmark clings precariously to it's Scandinavian identity whilst the Fatherland grips tightly at it's heels.

And bacon aside and with national identity in crisis.

Those giant horns belch like titans across Alp and Rhineland proclaiming sovereignty over all that is sweet and flaky.

Who would trust such ignoble ambiguity in the light of Oxford and Cambridge and roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

And space the final frontier and all mix and cherry and raisin and currant and sultana and candid peel and bountiful nuts.

Creamy embellishments for all to see and let the light of the brandy flame be a beacon to all, Across the vast treachery and deceit of mainland Europe.
Debate Round No. 2
snewsnewsnew12

Pro

The danish is indeed a pastry. Please prove how it is not? Also, Accusing Earth-Danishers of supporting Nazism is an irrational tactic, There is no correlation between supporting the Earth Danish theory and fascism. The Earth Danish is not metaphorical and we do not associate the European origin of the Danish as an indication of European superiority on Earth. Also, Please drop the poetic thing so we can have a more concise argument.
Sonofcharl

Con

Recipes is as recipes are and look it up and you will see that it's dough thinly disguised as pastry.

And this debate is about as concise as something that is as unconcise as it's possible to be.

And basking in the cold blast of the North Sea the Danish are as sneaky as they are flaky.

And Danish is Austrian and the World is as British as Christmas Pudding.

And never trust men that wear leather shorts and slap each others backsides and yodel.
Debate Round No. 3
snewsnewsnew12

Pro

snewsnewsnew12 forfeited this round.
Sonofcharl

Con

Pro seems to have run out of puff pastry.
Debate Round No. 4
snewsnewsnew12

Pro

snewsnewsnew12 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
9 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
*Ridiculous things that are still somehow more likely than god*
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
I'm Hungary for knowledge.
Posted by K_Michael_Tolman 3 years ago
K_Michael_Tolman
XD Best sentence I've read today.
Posted by EarthisaDanish 3 years ago
EarthisaDanish
@ K_Michael_Tolman The Earth is a spherical danish.
Posted by DeletedUser 3 years ago
DeletedUser
Eat it then
Posted by K_Michael_Tolman 3 years ago
K_Michael_Tolman
Danishes and doughnuts are circular, But not spherical, Unlike the earth.
Posted by DeletedUser 3 years ago
DeletedUser
Top 10 questions science still can"t answer.
Posted by EarthisaDanish 3 years ago
EarthisaDanish
earth is such a danish
Posted by EarthisaDanish 3 years ago
EarthisaDanish
Obv tho
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