The Earth is a Danish. Change Our Minds.
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Started: | 2/26/2019 | Category: | Science | ||
Updated: | 3 years ago | Status: | Post Voting Period | ||
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The Earth is believed to be round, Like a donut shape but with no hole. But a donut with no hole is a danish. Thus, The Earth = Danish.
The dough pastry paradox has bewildered mankind for millennia. And is the Moon actually a giant ball of Mozzarella. The Earth might yet be proved to be a Pizza. Or a Christmas Pudding perhaps. As the North Pole is clearly brandy butter and the South Pole is obviously custard. And belief is an overused metaphor for greed. And I am the peach in the centre. Yum Yum. |
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Your examples of possible explanations for the Earth, Moon, North Pole, And South Pole seem to reflect an Italian Bakery model of the universe, But it's well known that Italy doesn't exist. The sun is an oven light, Which burned the part of the Earth Danish in which Italy formerly was. Thus, Your model is invalid.
The Earth is a danish. The clouds are glaze. The North and South Poles are the result of the Earth Danish's bilateral frosting drip. The moon is a build up of interior-oven dirt (including burnt Italy) which revolves around the Danish on the universe's rotating baking pan. You are a yeast, As is everyone.
Multi-layered laminated sweet pastry in the viennoiserie tradition. And the Danish is an imposter from Austria. And is in fact dough and not pastry. And Pro was no doubt as confounded by 1930's nationalism as they were confused by the paradox. And Denmark clings precariously to it's Scandinavian identity whilst the Fatherland grips tightly at it's heels. And bacon aside and with national identity in crisis. Those giant horns belch like titans across Alp and Rhineland proclaiming sovereignty over all that is sweet and flaky. Who would trust such ignoble ambiguity in the light of Oxford and Cambridge and roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. And space the final frontier and all mix and cherry and raisin and currant and sultana and candid peel and bountiful nuts. Creamy embellishments for all to see and let the light of the brandy flame be a beacon to all, Across the vast treachery and deceit of mainland Europe. |
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The danish is indeed a pastry. Please prove how it is not? Also, Accusing Earth-Danishers of supporting Nazism is an irrational tactic, There is no correlation between supporting the Earth Danish theory and fascism. The Earth Danish is not metaphorical and we do not associate the European origin of the Danish as an indication of European superiority on Earth. Also, Please drop the poetic thing so we can have a more concise argument.
Recipes is as recipes are and look it up and you will see that it's dough thinly disguised as pastry. And this debate is about as concise as something that is as unconcise as it's possible to be. And basking in the cold blast of the North Sea the Danish are as sneaky as they are flaky. And Danish is Austrian and the World is as British as Christmas Pudding. And never trust men that wear leather shorts and slap each others backsides and yodel. |
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snewsnewsnew12 forfeited this round.
Pro seems to have run out of puff pastry. |
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snewsnewsnew12 forfeited this round.
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