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backwardseden
Pro (for)
The Contender
Darwinster1
Con (against)

Things that Donald Trump and god (both are He Men rubber baby baggy doggie flunkers) have in common

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/17/2018 Category: Science
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
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backwardseden

Pro

It is easily understood by anyone who is intelligent that Donald Trump is the worst president of of all time. Duh. And the printed god of the bible not knowing how to bathe with his pet explosive rubber ducky because there was a chariot of iron inside, well the both of them they have a lot of things in common.

* Both Trump and god go fly net fishing and they fish for flies
* Both Trump and god think that popcorn is cop porn
* Both Trump and god think that a pillow is low on pills
* Both Trump and god think that a carpet is petting a car. That"s a good boy.
* Both Trump and god think Santa is evil. After all they cannot define the evil within themselves and are far too stupid and ignorant and arrogant to realize what they inflict on others
* Both Trump and god like to have rotting flesh at their wayside while they stare down at stock market crashes so they can burn their sneering doped upped wrestling matches for welterweights
* Both Trump and god go "WOOF" as the cow goes "MOO"
* Both Trump and god are for "see you in the future" but belong in the past
* Both Trump and god trash talk at themselves just so they can believe what they say is true
* Both Trump and god have air hockey tables for the air. However that big black hockey puck still manages to find a way to keep on insulting them.
* Both Trump and god are the Monkey see as they cannot see their eyes in front of them
* Both Trump and god spot UFO"s all the time and they think its them.
* Both Trump and god use golden silk lace t.p. as they know its money spent wisely so their a$$es gets bronzed.
* Both Trump and god gave heard the term "s--t turns to gold" because they are s--t and they keep their slaves and indentured servants mining for gold.
* Both Trump and god are aware of "the goose that laid the golden egg" so they can crack it open read their fortune inside. Oh whoopps. Sorry. That"s a fortune cookie. My bad.
* Both Trump and god have too many blisters on their you know where area from sword fights into cutting the better lambchop.
* Both Trump and god have toejam bra masters as they know how to crop feelings at the downtown beef stew and vinaigrette bar.
* Both Trump and god build log cabins syrups out of stock market crashes
* Both Trump and god are sewer workers that hunt in darkened nuclear silos for themselves
* Both Trump and god are endangered species. So when they go out hunting, they can make sure that they are the prized game so they can shoot themselves and then when dead (don"t we all wish) they can mount themselves on the wall all rotted black and blue.
* Both Trump and god are great at mute yelling
* Both Trump and god travel backwards in time to fix what they have done in the future because what they have done in the future - they don"t even know except to say "duh"
* Both Trump and god have this high pitched squealing sound. Its called CRYING and WHIMPERING when these little runny drip drip drip snot nosed children lose.
* Both Trump and god wear oxygen masks when they are on their port-a potties. Yeah. Finally. They are trapped within their own prisons.
* Both Trump and god have those rainy days and Tuesdays and their entire scrunched up fetuses are washed down the drain.
* Both Trump and god have sandblasted wind up tinkertoy figurines of themselves so that when the hourglass spinnerette is turned and thus the sand can once again drip, these exact replicas can take Trump"s and god"s place so Trump and god can resume their luxurious vacations on Neptune.
* Both Trump and god braid their hairs beneath their knees so their brains will not fall out
* Both Trump and god bring itching powder with them wherever they go so that during their long winded speeches and rants they can get up on their hind legs and scratch themselves furiously to make sure that the dust mites can settle in properly because brooms are far too big to take care of the mountains of snow that they"ve created that surrounds them.

It is obvious that nobody can prove that god even exists or that he isn"t even Trump even though Trump thinks so. Too bad for this gamma ray burst of scatterbrain bile that makes up a pubic hair gets entangled within the forest where god cannot be found when looking for his profit.

Sure my moldy diaper runny brain has missed a lot of things that Trump and god has in common in this round. You can bet they will be introduced in later rounds.

Rules for this debate: No cursing at Trump or god
Darwinster1

Con

I'll bite.

"It is easily understood by anyone who is intelligent that Donald Trump is the worst president of of all time."

Ad hominem argument; unsubstantiated. It is invalid to claim that Donald Trump is the worst president and implicitly assert that those who disagree are not intelligent without any evidence to support the initial premise.

All of the asterisk points are uncited, and if I know basic religion, false.

"It is obvious that nobody can prove that god even exists or that he isn"t even Trump even though Trump thinks so."

This contradicts your initial premise. For Trump and God to have things in common, both must exist. By you asserting that the latter does not exist, your argument falls apart.

Try to refrain from making these mistakes in future arguments.
Debate Round No. 1
backwardseden

Pro

You'll bite? You'll bit what? Your happy hairy hard off until it turns into the pink fairy dust that the planet of the oops dynasty forgot you and left you to rot while you remained a teeny weeny little bouncing bore in someone's doorstep? It was so easy to figure you out even before your profile was snifflingly looked upped. You, a teeny bopper, and scarcely joined debated.org but for a few seconds thinking that he actually has something to say from his wet grey noodle and doesn't understand AT ALL what scathing satire is, AND DOESN'T HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE to read what the rules are, even though a lot of what was listed happens to be 100% true, if one thinks about it. And here's some more as promised.

* Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t.p. So when they wipe their a$$eth holiesseths, they know they are not using sandpaper.
* Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches.
* Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want.
* Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle.
* Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers
* Both Trump and god use paper earplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf
* Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes.
* Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they?"
* Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas.
* Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them.
* Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, but they forgot to breathe.
* Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves.
* Both Trump and god are silly pity.
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains
* Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, the eggs hunt them with their yolks
* Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice
* Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their plastic hard cap yamika"s
* Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed.
* Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it.
* Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything.
* Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon
* Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting
* Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them.
* Both Trump and god fully understand that the way to have the best rodeo is on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, thus stampede and the ship will sink and they can thus get a topside view.
* Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s.
* Both Trump and god are their own cows to churn their own butter to get their own dairy products.
* Both trump and god believe that baby food is porn for slurping grandmas
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Posted by backwardseden 3 years ago
backwardseden
@pali1 - Awe does the fwuffy pillow talk degenerative mousey who chases his own rat tail granny fart below the counter cereal prize inside looking for that special He-Man named named Trump not knowing anything at all about politics, or his teeny tiny rubber balls that need waxing between his you know where areas because flies that are his friends lovers, actually have something to say? Go on teeny bopper, don't trip over your words.
Posted by pali1 3 years ago
pali1
this is not a real debate..this is not worth my time or else I would have debated
Posted by backwardseden 3 years ago
backwardseden
@primeministerJoshua812 - Can you dump your christianity b.s. and live like a real person and not in a fake pretend la la terrorist land who's superior ego god complex in which your bible is entirely about and nothing else in which terrorizes you? Then perhaps you might have a case to criticize me.
Posted by primeministerJoshua812 3 years ago
primeministerJoshua812
Backwardseden

Can you actually make a reasonable debate that is worth an actual discussion?
Posted by backwardseden 3 years ago
backwardseden
Have you even read what the jesus jujitsu feather dusting singing in the brains common things with Trump and god are?
Posted by DeletedUser 3 years ago
DeletedUser
Wait what is this debate topic other than you listing reasons why you hate trump...?
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