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backwardseden
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Garuda_Batavia
Con (against)

Things that Donald Trump and god (both sin against silly pity) have in common

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/12/2018 Category: Science
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
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backwardseden

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It is clear that Donald Trump is the worst president of of all time. Duh. And the printed god of the bible being a yodeling grunge Buddhist monk, well the both of them they have a lot of things in common"

* Both Trump and god communicate in text by typing everything in a typewriter using their index fingers only, with text the worst form of communication possible. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TALKING TO---all of---MAN AND SAYING drum roll please""""".. HELLO?
* Both Trump and god have huge mental bi-polar disorders
* Both Trump and god are against finding alien life elsewhere on planet earth
* Both Trump and god believe in slavery as they handcuff themselves to their beds in their drawers with their slurpees and straws so they can listen to Sister Irene O"Connor 24/7.
* Both Trump and god blame the other fall guy for their faults
* Both Trump and god are roach meat hotels
* Both Trump and god hate politics.
* Both Trump and god are terrorists.
* Both Trump and god are self imposed narcissists.
* Both Trump and god are will do anything to make sure that they always come out ahead and through the backside no matter what
* Both Trump and god are pure sleaze
* Both Trump and god have no idea what empathy is
* Both Trump and god have very big wet whirly-bird heads and should be whacked so they can see some stars
* Both Trump and god are black holes where no light escapes - or common sense
* Both Trump and god know how to expertly evade
* Both Trump and god know how to expertly deny
* Both Trump and god are never in the same room together
* Both Trump and god are devils in a hat trick
* Both Trump and god are Lego"s trying to build their first housey with two-things but keep getting cut off at corner blocks and fire hydrants
* Both Trump and god run for the nearest fire exit at the first sign of a baby being tickled
* Both Trump and god are not on good speaking terms with themselves
* Both Trump and god graze on the pastures of cows that are from their you know where areas.
* Both Trump and god get jealous of themselves when they watch toothpaste cartoon versions of themselves on the idiot box
* Both Trump and god are tweedle dee and tweedle duh
* Both Trump and god do not know how to pig farm along with their Daffy Duck"s in their barns, poolhalls and staterooms properly.
* Both Trump and god do not know how to burn their garlic onion beer belly button lint properly.
* Both Trump and god police their doll houses - especially that of Ken and Barbie when they are holding hands to make sure that no lewd sexual acts take place.
* Both Trump and god"s rooster crow is their wheezing from their BARKING
* Both Trump and god do not believe that worldwide peace and harmony can be achieved.
* Both Trump and god carry around with them a battery powered easy bake oven so they can bake and fry water
* Both Trump and god wet their beds during their debates
* Both Trump and god use rainbows so they can jump rope over crashed banks.
* Both Trump and god believe in Santa Claws especially to ride Dolf the the Red Runny Nose Rain-Dear so they can honk his horn.
* Both Trump and god are gumballs. They blow bubbles from their gaseous pants.
* Both Trump and god are ashamed that they have big bad meanie jelly beanie hot dogs
* Both Trump and god have many 900#"s psychic hotline"s from slave labor hairdressers set up in their name so they can better tell what their futures will be
* Both Trump and god are cracked hard boiled egg Humpty Dumpty"s.
* Both Trump and god are blow-up dolls of themselves splattered on flypaper

It is obvious that nobody can prove that god even exists or that he isn"t even Trump even though Trump thinks so. Too bad for this gamma ray chew toy used as a stunt double for himself while sleeping in that hole in the ground god cannot be found when looking for his profit.

Sure my tinkertoy brain has missed a lot of things that Trump and god has in common in this round. You can bet they will be introduced in later rounds.

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