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WrickItRalph
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Things that Donald Trump (the worst president of all time) and god (both are unclean) have in common

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Started: 2/21/2019 Category: Science
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backwardseden

Pro

Things that Donald Trump and god (both are completely immoral misfire speech disfigurements who believe they are superior ego god complex's) have in common. . .

It is clear that Donald Trump is the worst president of all time. That's not even a close call. Duh. And the printed god of the bible being a problematic crybaby limp gimp like a child with hand-me-down leprosy who screams when his rattle is taken from him, Well the both of them they have a lot of things in common. . .

* Both Trump and god do not believe in god
* Both Trump and god are compulsive liars.
* Both Trump and god use power and then fear to control.
* Both Trump and god use religion as a premise to gain that power.
* Both Trump and god pray to themselves and ask for forgiveness for how ignorant and stupid they are
* Both Trump and god want to build walls to show that they are in control when all walls of this kind do is build up barriers that need to be thoroughly and forever be torn down
* Both Trump and god do not know how to plant dirt
* Both Trump and god believe in slavery with their pet full playful goats tied to their posts to take their orders at every whim
* Both Trump and god do not know how to get their feet wet in mud from bomb duds and soap suds
* Both Trump and god have no credibility
* Both Trump and god have no integrity
* Both Trump and god have no abilities to get any job done correctly
* Both Trump and god spew out supermassive hypocritical contradictions
* Both Trump and god replace a golf ball with their heads. A hole in one.
* Both Trump and god love war
* Both Trump and god are useless giving the barking orders tin can toy soldiers
* Both Trump and god fully understand that it is best to have a rodeo on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, Thus stampede and the ship will sink, And when they sink along with it, They can thus get a topside view.
* Both Trump and god are super idiots who are in full support of pro-guns and weapons of mass destruction, But would never point any weapon at themselves
* Both Trump and god do not believe in peace and harmony unless it is under their guidance and rules of thumb only and screw everybody else
* Both Trump and god have these babbling mouths that never shuts up.
* Both Trump and god believe in murder
* Both Trump and god whore themselves out to themselves
* Both Trump and god do not have the nerve to arrest themselves for their own idiocies and place themselves in prison.
* Both Trump and god have superelastic band stretched out undie superior ego god complexes
* Both Trump and god don"t give a damn who they squash to get what they want.
* Both Trump and god don"t care about what is right as long as they win.
* Both Trump and god run around in the el buffo like chickens with their heads cut off
* Both Trump and god are the equivalents of three blind mousies after cheeze-whiz
* Both Trump and god you know they are hiding something to achieve what they want (a sheep in wolf"s clothing)
* Both Trump and god are prime Jack in the Boxes - "pop goes the weasel"
* Both Trump and god don"t give a damn about the poorest of the poor.
* Both Trump and god make god damned sure that the rich stay rich
* Both Trump and god are fake within their own personalities.
* Both Trump and god have no idea as to how to say "I"m wrong. "
* Both Trump and god have no idea as to how to say "I don"t know" when a problem arises.
* Both Trump and god only know how to say "I"m always right. "
* Both Trump and god only know how to say "Believe in me or else""
* Both Trump and god only know how to act impulsively.
* Both Trump and god react without thinking, Reasoning, Rationalizing, Using common sense, Using logic.
* Both Trump and god have their way with women.
* Both Trump and god never have nightmares and have big fluffy pillows to go nighty night on.
* Both Trump and god dream about themselves.
* Both Trump and god are chief complainers. They complain about everything except themselves.
* Both Trump and god are crybaby whiners and cannot do without their rattles.
* Both Trump and god have no idea, None, As to what true suffering, Pain and horror truly is.
* Both Trump and god have no idea, None as to how to take care of children - the spoiled brats that they raised is not taking care of them.
* Both Trump and god are cabbage batbrains.
* Both Trump and god are green eggs and glam

It is obvious that nobody can prove that god even exists or that he isn"t even Trump even though Trump thinks so. Too bad for a gamma ray slobbering yoga bench with spilled pillow fluff that this "Mr. President", Is a good thing? I mean who can wrap their hearing aids around that with hardened pancake batter?

Sure my tinkertoy brain has missed a lot of things that Trump and god have in common in this round. You can bet they will be introduced in later rounds.

Rules for this debate: No foul language cursing at Trump or god
Rules for this debate: dsjpk5 and timmyjames are both disqualified from the voting process as they believe that they are both Trump and god and cannot discern the massive pileup of difference from bubonic plague lard.
WrickItRalph

Con

My response is simple. You have absolutely convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt that trump, Is in fact, God!

It then logically follows that trump can have nothing in common with god because to compare something, You need something to compare it too.

I win. Well played.
Debate Round No. 1
backwardseden

Pro

* Both Trump and god don"t care about what is right as long as they win.
So apparently you side with Trump and god and nothing as is your thinking of a logical fallacy.
So I guess these also ties you to from RD 1. . .
* Both Trump and god have no idea as to how to say "I"m wrong. "
* Both Trump and god fully understand that it is best to have a rodeo on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, Thus stampede and the ship will sink, And when they sink along with it, They can thus get a topside view.

And here's a RD2 specialty just for yee just thought up just for yee. . .
* Both Trump and god think they can outwit the general public with their remote control brand of horror, Sorry humor that will expunge cities with orgasmatron dictatorships.

So let's add RD 2
It is clear that Donald Trump is the worst president of all time. Duh. And the printed god of the bible being a yodeling grunge Buddhist monk, Well the both of them they have a lot of things in common"

* Both Trump and god have very big wet whirly-bird heads and should be whacked so they can see some stars
* Both Trump and god are black holes where no light escapes - or common sense
* Both Trump and god know how to expertly evade
* Both Trump and god know how to expertly deny
* Both Trump and god communicate in text by typing everything in a typewriter using their index fingers only, With text the worst form of communication possible. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TALKING TO---all of---MAN AND SAYING drum roll please""""". . HELLO?
* Both Trump and god have huge mental bi-polar disorders
* Both Trump and god are against finding alien life elsewhere on planet earth
* Both Trump and god believe in slavery as they handcuff themselves to their beds in their drawers with their slurpees and straws so they can listen to Sister Irene O"Connor 24/7.
* Both Trump and god blame the other fall guy for their faults
* Both Trump and god are roach meat hotels
* Both Trump and god hate politics.
* Both Trump and god are terrorists.
* Both Trump and god are self-imposed narcissists.
* Both Trump and god are will do anything to make sure that they always come out ahead and through the backside no matter what
* Both Trump and god are pure sleaze
* Both Trump and god replace soccer (football) balls with their heads. GGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL
* Both Trump and god replace bowling balls with their heads. Gutterball.
* Both Trump and god replace the big orange with their heads. Air Ball Air Ball. Slam Dunk.
* Both Trump and god have no idea what empathy is
* Both Trump and god are black holes where no light escapes - or common sense
* Both Trump and god are never in the same room together
* Both Trump and god are devils in a hat trick
* Both Trump and god are Lego"s trying to build their first housey with two-things but keep getting cut off at corner blocks and fire hydrants
* Both Trump and god run for the nearest fire exit at the first sign of a baby being tickled
* Both Trump and god are not on good speaking terms with themselves
* Both Trump and god graze on the pastures of cows that are from their you know where areas.
* Both Trump and god get jealous of themselves when they watch toothpaste cartoon versions of themselves on the idiot box
* Both Trump and god are tweedle dee and tweedle duh
* Both Trump and god do not know how to pig farm along with their Daffy Duck"s in their barns, Pool halls and staterooms properly.
* Both Trump and god do not know how to burn their garlic onion beer belly button lint properly.
* Both Trump and god police their dollhouses - especially that of Ken and Barbie when they are holding hands to make sure that no lewd sexual acts take place.
* Both Trump and god"s rooster crow is their wheezing from their BARKING
* Both Trump and god do not believe that worldwide peace and harmony can be achieved.
* Both Trump and god carry around with them a battery powered easy bake oven so they can bake and fry water
* Both Trump and god wet their beds during their debates
* Both Trump and god use rainbows so they can jump rope over crashed banks.
* Both Trump and god believe in Santa Claws especially to ride Dolf the the Red Runny Nose Rain-Dear so they can honk his horn.
* Both Trump and god are gumballs. They blow bubbles from their gaseous pants.
* Both Trump and god are ashamed that they have big bad meanie jelly beanie hot dogs
* Both Trump and god have many 900#"s psychic hotline"s from slave labor hairdressers set up in their name so they can better tell what their futures will be
* Both Trump and god are cracked hard boiled egg Humpty Dumpty"s.
* Both Trump and god are blow-up dolls of themselves splattered on flypaper
* Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t. P. So when they wipe their reareth endeth holiesseths, They know they are not using sandpaper so they can spark forest fires in their barbecues.
* Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches.
* Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want.
* Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle.
* Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers
* Both Trump and god use paper earplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf
* Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes.
* Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they? "
* Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas.
* Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them.
* Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, But they forgot to breathe.
* Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves.
* Both Trump and god are silly pity.
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains
* Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, The eggs hunt them with their yolks
* Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice
* Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their plastic hard cap yamika"s
WrickItRalph

Con

Trump and God have every single detail in common. Since god is definitionally the same as trump, That means I can make a valid and sound a priori argument that they are one and the same and without two entities, You can't compare anything. I can also prove it in reality because God is in the oval office, That makes him demonstrable. So unless you can prove that Donald Trump doesn't exist, I win. #ImpeachGod
Debate Round No. 2
backwardseden

Pro

Well see you are all about winning so you must agree with
* Both Trump and god don"t care about what is right as long as they win.

I also created another RD3 gimme to yee for some understanding. . .
* Both Trump and god can never be impeached/ unseated until their time is up, In which case that cannot come soon enough, Like a nuclear war on Trump's big white barn, And golden chariots on god's, As that would put Pence with his dimples and buttons in charge who is far worse than god and Trump combined

* Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed.
* Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it.
* Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything.
* Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon
* Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting
* Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them.
* Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s.
* Both Trump and god are their own cows to churn their own butter to get their own dairy products.
* Both trump and god believe that baby food is porn for slurping grandmas
* Both Trump and god spot UFO"s all the time and they think its them.
* Both Trump and god go fly net fishing and they fish for flies
* Both Trump and god think that popcorn is cop porn
* Both Trump and god think that a pillow is low on pills
* Both Trump and god think that a carpet is petting a car. That"s a good boy.
* Both Trump and god think Santa is evil. After all they cannot define the evil within themselves and are far too stupid and ignorant and arrogant to realize what they inflict on others
* Both Trump and god like to have rotting flesh at their wayside while they stare down at stock market crashes so they can burn their sneering doped upped wrestling matches for welterweights
* Both Trump and god go "WOOF" as the cow goes "MOO"
* Both Trump and god are for "see you in the future" but belong in the past
* Both Trump and god trash talk at themselves just so they can believe what they say is true
* Both Trump and god have air hockey tables for the air. However that big black hockey puck still manages to find a way to keep on insulting them.
* Both Trump and god are the Monkey see as they cannot see their eyes in front of them
* Both Trump and god use golden silk lace t. P. As they know its money spent wisely so their a$$es gets bronzed.
* Both Trump and god gave heard the term "s--t turns to gold" because they are s--t and they keep their slaves and indentured servants mining for gold.
* Both Trump and god build log cabins syrups out of stock market crashes
* Both Trump and god are sewer workers that hunt in darkened nuclear silos for themselves
* Both Trump and god are aware of "the goose that laid the golden egg" so they can crack it open read their fortune inside. Oh whoopps. Sorry. That"s a fortune cookie. My bad.
* Both Trump and god have too many blisters on their you know where area from sword fights into cutting the better lambchop.
* Both Trump and god have toejam bra masters as they know how to crop feelings at the downtown beef stew and vinaigrette bar.
* Both Trump and god are endangered species. So when they go out hunting, They can make sure that they are the prized game so they can shoot themselves and then when dead (don"t we all wish) they can mount themselves on the wall all rotted black and blue.
* Both Trump and god are great at mute yelling
* Both Trump and god travel backwards in time to fix what they have done in the future because what they have done in the future - they don"t even know what it is or means except to say "duh"
* Both Trump and god have this high pitched squealing sound. Its called CRYING and WHIMPERING when these little runny drip drip drip snot-nosed children lose.
* Both Trump and god wear oxygen masks when they are on their port-a potties. Yeah. Finally. They are trapped within their own prisons.
* Both Trump and god have those rainy days and Tuesdays and their entire scrunched up fetuses are washed down the drain.
* Both Trump and god have sandblasted wind up tinkertoy figurines of themselves so that when the hourglass spinnerette is turned and thus the sand can once again drip, These exact replicas can take Trump"s and god"s place so Trump and god can resume their luxurious vacations on Neptune.
* Both Trump and god braid their hairs beneath their knees so their brains will not fall out
* Both Trump and god bring itching powder with them wherever they go so that during their long winded speeches and rants they can get up on their hind legs and scratch themselves furiously to make sure that the dust mites can settle in properly because brooms are far too big to take care of the mountains of snow that they"ve created that surrounds them.
WrickItRalph

Con

I can assure you that nobody wins in this debate, Not even the audience. I would say more things but you haven't given me much to work with. Just several misrepresentations of my character and several huge lists that help to support my claim that Donald Trump is God. So thanks for posting my citations on my behalf, You might be the most helpful opponent I've ever had. You made my case for me. Thanks for you time, This debate was most fun.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Kvng_8 3 years ago
Kvng_8
@b-tchwardseden

Lmao whatever, Fvck you, I didn't change the subject and it did have something to do with the topic, I even explained how it did in the debate. Looks to me that you're the one who hates to lose thats why you keep making all of these stupid debates to prove yourself because you keep losing time and time again. Not wasting my time on you I already gave you too many L's you old washed up bag of bones.
Posted by backwardseden 3 years ago
backwardseden
@WrickItRalph - No don't trust me. DO NOT have a debate with Kvng_8. On the debate that I had with the sucker, I came up with the debate, And he decided to change the subject entirely have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Gee, Gosh, Is it any blunder why I tuned the dimwitted dullard snot meat sow out and had nothing to do with him? He craves attention because desperately bored with himself while he sings la la lasagna fried egg rhubarb beer songs in the shower. He also hates, Truly hates to lose. Does it ---desperately--- show?
Not only that but with someone else who happens to be a good friend of mine here, He decided to impersonate him, The fricken prick denied it countless times, And then he opened yet another fraudulent account. Yeah this friend had rock solid proof for it that cannot be faked or forged.
Now I'm not telling you what to do, Just giving you some friendly and cautionary advice. And think about this also. . . He can't just eat it and take the loss, He had to track me down, Hunt me down, Stalk me and post me his poor wittle hard feeling of humbleness. Wow. Who has the want, The need, The desires to do these things? Oh wait, A pathetic christian does.
Please always tc and have fun -Michael
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
Awesome, I'll see you on the floor, Invite whenever.
Posted by Kvng_8 3 years ago
Kvng_8
Yeah it can be does got exist. I'll challenge you
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
Sounds fun. Don't worry, I don't bite, I just like having healthy disagreements. It helps me learn if I'm using valid arguments or not. Do you want to go with the classic does god exist? Or is there a better version of the topic for you?
Posted by Kvng_8 3 years ago
Kvng_8
Welp if you really really really wanna have a debate then sure. I might fail though
Posted by Kvng_8 3 years ago
Kvng_8
I believe in God but I'm not really that well versed on the subject of this kind of debate topic. I'm knowledgeable about information but I still have to do research perhaps. I rarely do any debates like these, I just did one with backwardseden to see how it goes. But I just came here to put him in his place again that's all. Don't worry about the debate you'd probably win :D religion debates aren't my forte really
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
You never know, You might convert me. I'm open minded, If revealed proof for god. I'd be forced by my atheistic worldview to believe it since I'm a slave to my logic.
Posted by WrickItRalph 3 years ago
WrickItRalph
@kvng_8 Are you a Christian? I'd love to have a God debate with you. I'm quite polite and you seem to see yourself as a worthy opponent, I could always use one of those. ;)
Posted by Kvng_8 3 years ago
Kvng_8
put you in *your place
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