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Things that Donald Useless Cow Chirp Turd Trump and the unproven god of the bible have in common

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/8/2019 Category: Education
Updated: 4 days ago Status: Challenge Period
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backwardseden

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It is obvious that nobody can prove that the printed character god of the bible exists or that even that Trump even though Trump thinks so "I am the chosen one". Too bad for this gamma ray chew toy used as a stunt double for himself while sleeping in that hole in the ground god cannot be found when looking for his prophet of himself.

Sure my tinkertoy brain has missed a lot of things that Trump and god has in common in this round. You can bet more will be introduced in later rounds.

Rules for this debate: No cursing at Trump or god

* Both Trump and god pretend to be gods
* Both Trump and god do not believe in god
* Both Trump and god should rightly be impeached and all powers stripped of them. But even worse if this rightful and just action were to take place, Who in turn would take their places? Mike Pence? He"s worse. Far far worse.
* Both Trump and god falsify weather reports. So they use black markers to justify their hurricanes which are really roid flare ups on their maps. Did ANYBODY believe this crap?
* Both Trump and god open their yaps far too often and gag orders should rightly happen with duct tape and glue.
* Both Trump and god should be handcuffed to their beds and be forced to watch Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama private party lawn movies from their mirrors above.
* Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t. P. So when they wipe their reareth endeth holiesseths, They know they are not using sandpaper so they can spark forest fires in their barbecues.
* Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches.
* Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want.
* Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle.
* Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers
* Both Trump and god use paper airplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf
* Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes.
* Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they? "
* Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas.
* Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them.
* Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, But they forgot to breathe.
* Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves.
* Both Trump and god are silly pity. However no stupid idiot moron on the planet can nor should ---ever--- pity them, But only laugh at them with utter silliness because of shocking unbelievability.
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts
* Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains
* Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, The eggs hunt them with their yolks
* Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice
* Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their plastic hard cap yamika"s
* Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed.
* Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it.
* Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything.
* Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon
* Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting
* Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them.
* Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s.
* Both Trump and god are their own cows to churn their own butter to get their own dairy products.
* Both Trump and god believe that baby food is porn for slurping grandmas
* Both Trump and god spot UFO"s all the time and they think its them.
* Both Trump and god go fly net fishing and they fish for flies
* Both Trump and god think that popcorn is cop porn
* Both Trump and god think that a pillow is low on pills
* Both Trump and god think that a carpet is petting a car. That"s a good boy.
* Both Trump and god think Santa is evil. After all they cannot define the evil within themselves and are far too stupid and ignorant and arrogant to realize what they inflict on others
* Both Trump and god like to have rotting flesh at their wayside while they stare down at stock market crashes so they can burn their sneering doped upped wrestling matches for welterweights
* Both Trump and god go "WOOF" as the cow goes "MOO"
* Both Trump and god are for "see you in the future" but belong in the past
* Both Trump and god trash talk at themselves just so they can believe what they say is true
* Both Trump and god have air hockey tables for the air. However, That big black hockey puck still manages to find a way to keep on insulting them.
* Both Trump and god are the Monkey see as they cannot see their eyes in front of them
* Both Trump and god use golden silk lace t. P. As they know its money spent wisely so their a$$es gets bronzed.
* Both Trump and god gave heard the term "s--t turns to gold" because they are s--t and they keep their slaves and indentured servants mining for gold.
* Both Trump and god build log cabins syrups out of stock market crashes
* Both Trump and god are sewer workers that hunt in darkened nuclear silos for themselves
* Both Trump and god are aware of "the goose that laid the golden egg" so they can crack it open read their fortune inside. Oh whoops. Sorry. That"s a fortune cookie. My bad.
* Both Trump and god have too many blisters on their you know where area from sword fights into cutting the better lamb chop.
* Both Trump and god have toejam bra masters as they know how to crop feelings at the downtown beef stew and vinaigrette bar.
* Both Trump and god are endangered species. So when they go out hunting, They can make sure that they are the prized game so they can shoot themselves and then when dead (don"t we all wish) they can mount themselves on the wall all rotted black and blue.
* Both Trump and god are great at mute yelling
* Both Trump and god travel backward in time to fix what they have done in the future because what they have done in the future - they don"t even know except to say "duh"
* Both Trump and god have this high pitched squealing sound. Its called CRYING and WHIMPERING when these little runny drip drip drip snot nosed children lose.
* Both Trump and god wear oxygen masks when they are on their port-a potties. Yeah. Finally. They are trapped within their own prisons.
* Both Trump and god have those rainy days and Tuesdays and they're entire scrunched up fetuses are washed down the drain.
* Both Trump and god have sandblasted wind up tinkertoy figurines of themselves so that when the hourglass spinnerette is turned and thus the sand can once again drip, These exact replicas can take Trump"s and god"s place so Trump and god can resume their luxurious vacations on Neptune.
* Both Trump and god braid their hairs beneath their knees so their brains will not fall out
* Both Trump and god bring itching powder with them wherever they go so that during their long winded speeches and rants they can get up on their hind legs and scratch themselves furiously to make sure that the dust mites can settle in properly because brooms are far too big to take care of the mountains of snow that they"ve created that surrounds them.
* Both Trump and god never admit to making any mistakes. Its always those under them that make the mistakes for them and they get the blame.
* Both Trump and god build walls from their bathroom stalls and they have the gall to say that its all right

dsjpk5 is disqualified from the voting procedures as he tries to pretend he's god and thus change the voting structure of who wins and loses here on DDO.
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Posted by anc2006 3 days ago
anc2006
Who is Donald Useless Cow Chirp Turd Trump?
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