The Instigator
reubencpiplupyay
Pro (for)
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The Contender
Stupidape
Con (against)
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3 Points

Who can make the best Donald Trump jokes?

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/31/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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reubencpiplupyay

Pro

Who can make the funniest Trump jokes? In each round, the debaters will submit TWO jokes about Trump. Nothing is off limits, but be funny!

What's the difference between Trump and a traffic cone? Most people would swerve away from a traffic cone.

What's the difference between Trump and an orange? An orange has thick skin.
Stupidape

Con

When president Pence greets Trump he says "how orange you?"

The EPA's nickname for Donald Trump is agent Orange.

Debate Round No. 1
reubencpiplupyay

Pro

Trump won the election with the slogan 'Make America Great Again'. In 2020, his slogan may have to be 'Make America Again'.

Actually maybe this 2020 slogan is more suitable:
Stupidape

Con

This next one isn't original, but still funny.
Joke 3:

Trump: 'The less immigrants we bring in the better'
Pence: 'The fewer'
Trump: 'I told you not to call me that yet'

Joke 4:
We now have carrot top as president.

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Debate Round No. 2
reubencpiplupyay

Pro

What's Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination.

Trump moving into the White House isn't the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home.

Thanks for the debate; It was fun.
Stupidape

Con

Trump lives in constant fear of Bugs Bunny.

The secret service has to protect Donald from groundhogs.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by SquidKing 1 year ago
SquidKing
Thank Yo for this Experience
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
None of these were even true, except for the ones about his spray tan.
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Vote Placed by Ragnar 1 year ago
Ragnar
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro gave up a bit too much in R2 with only having one joke (this wasn't a one liners contest). A good joke often makes you think, and the Hitler joke while making me chuckle did make me think of the overreactions people have (don't call him Hitler... yet). The black families out of their home was also a good bit... Just a slight edge to con.
Vote Placed by warren42 1 year ago
warren42
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Reasons for voting decision: Key: 3.2=Round 3, Joke 2. I liked Pro's 1.1,1.2, 2.2, 3.1, and 3.2 was okay. Pro scores a 4.5. I liked Con's 1.2, 2.1, and 3.1. Con scores a 3. Good jokes to both!