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eyeballsac
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NateTheFirst
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Who should be the winner of this debate?

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Started: 11/21/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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eyeballsac

Pro

I believe that I should be the winner of this debate. I have done great things, like manage to put my pants on without using my hands. I also make some great instant mashed potatoes. I am also a master in thumb wrestling. I even fought a stuffed bear once.
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NateTheFirst

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Uh... No, you should not be the winner.
"I am also a master in thumb wrestling" "I even fought a stuffed bear once..."

You may be a champion at these childish things, BUT I am the patty cake champion.

Checkmate.
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 Debate Round No. 1
eyeballsac

Pro

Ah yes... I believe I have heard of you. But you are merely the patty cake champion of this dimension. But in the 45th dimension, I hold the champion belt. So alas, it seems we are at a stand still.

OH WAIT DID I MENTION THAT I AM AWESOME???? sorry but I believe my aweso-meter has a higher score than you

YEAH! And I am also designing the iPad 7, now with CHEESE!!!!
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NateTheFirst

Con

Dammit. You bring good points.

But... I

1.am Brosiden, god of the atheists.
2. am the most "Sawggtastic" man in the world, as of 2011...
3. have been to the end of the internet...
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 Debate Round No. 2
eyeballsac

Pro

I disagree with you in every way possible. There is no end of the internet, because I MADE the internet that way. You may be "Sawggtastic" But I am the swaggisest swagtastic swagger wagon of them all.

But, let us not talk of the great and honorable things I have contributed to this world. But instead, let us talk about how bad my opponent is.

My opponent is a douchebag.

That is all.
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NateTheFirst

Con

I am con of this debate for a reason. My opponent claims I am a douche bag, even though he has been nominated for the biggest douche in the universe several times and WON!

I rest my case.
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 Debate Round No. 3
eyeballsac

Pro

"he has been nominated for the biggest douche in the universe several times and WON!"

What my opponent has failed to realize is that on all of these elections it was opposite day.

So in actuality, those awards were all given to me in support of my non-douchbagginess.

This goes to show that my opponent is indeed, a big giant douche
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NateTheFirst

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NateTheFirst forfeited this round.
 Debate Round No. 4
eyeballsac

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eyeballsac forfeited this round.
NateTheFirst

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NateTheFirst forfeited this round.
 Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Gohan12345 5 years ago
Gohan12345
U guys could be lying
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