The Instigator
DeezNutz11
Pro (for)
Winning
3 Points
The Contender
Negotiate
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Who's up for some Yo Mama joke roasts?

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after 1 vote the winner is...
DeezNutz11
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/17/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,439 times Debate No: 115613
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (25)
Votes (1)

 

DeezNutz11

Pro

My opponent shall be first.
Negotiate

Con

Yo' mama's so fat NASA still can't find a way around her without getting stuck in her orbit.

Thanks for this fun debate and good luck!
Debate Round No. 1
DeezNutz11

Pro

Hehe good one.

Yo Mama's so ugly she's the reason why flash ran so fast.
Negotiate

Con

*modestly bows* Thank you. Not bad yourself.

Saying this one for a friend (he was proud of this one.)

Yo' mama so poor when I went to her house and put out a cigarette on the floor she asked "why'd you turn off the heat?"
Debate Round No. 2
DeezNutz11

Pro

Yo Moma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Ouch! B)
Negotiate

Con

Ah, ramping it up I see? Allow me roll up my sleeves a bit...

Yo' mama's so ugly even the top plastic surgeons said "you're better off calling it a Halloween mask."
Debate Round No. 3
DeezNutz11

Pro

Not bad...

Yo Moma's so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Negotiate

Con

Yikes... making it tougher for me, eh?

Yo' mama's so stupid that when she was told to "listen to Rock," she put a pebble up to her ear.
Debate Round No. 4
DeezNutz11

Pro

As this is the last round, I shall not spare you!

Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down. (I saved the best for the last. Personal favourite.)

It was fun doing this.
Negotiate

Con

Saving the golden jokes for last? Ok then. Here's mine:

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Ok, here it goes:

"Yo' mama's so ugly that the portraits of her hang themselves." - credit goes to a Reddit user I stumbled upon when looking up jokes one day. Best double entendre-joke I have honestly ever heard.

This was fun, I definitely agree. Thanks and once again, I appreciate the fun debate!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
I don't think anyone truly thinks about the Forums anymore- the top posts are ancient. Personally, I believe it to be much easier and more simple if we just create a Debate format for these fun laid-back joke contest.

I don't think either one of us truly cares whether people vote or not. I stand by what I say about it being unfair and overall pointless. But, I do want to know out of curiosity- I think it's pretty clear that this is not really a debate. So why vote on it when you simply could've shout out your opinion in the comments?
Posted by dsjpk5 3 years ago
dsjpk5
Next time, put this in the forums if you don't want it voted on.
Posted by DeezNutz11 3 years ago
DeezNutz11
Yah it doesn't really matter hehe. It was a friendly "debate".
Posted by Negotiate 3 years ago
Negotiate
I maybe bitter about losing so far- lol- but I think it's still important to note that comedy is subjective.

Voting on such a thing as comedy is trivial because it's different for everybody, making it unfair as well.
Posted by DeezNutz11 3 years ago
DeezNutz11
Negotiate.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 3 years ago
dsjpk5
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's jokes were funnier.

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