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xXx_EggDestroyer_xXx
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Shuaibie
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Would an egg beat Godzilla in a fight?

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Started: 3/22/2018 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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xXx_EggDestroyer_xXx

Pro

(Sony 'Zilla' for argument's sake)
(Chicken egg)
Contrary to popular belief, eggs actually possess the ability to withstand incredible amounts of force from directly above therefore ruling out the possibility of Godzilla crushing the egg. Godzilla's fire breath attack would be largely ineffective as eggs simply become harder from the heat buffing the defence stat of the egg. Were Godzilla to eat the egg, not only would it be very unfulfilling as well as poisoning Godzilla as they are allergic to eggs. Therefore Godzilla is easily trumped by the sheer adaptability of the egg.
Shuaibie

Con

Because Sony's Godzilla has a massive roar, it will be able to knock the egg onto it's side being able to infiltrate the egg's one true weakness, it's side. Godzilla will be able to just walk on the egg and destroy it. But the probability of the fight getting to that stage is extremely improbable as some homeless person will probably eat the egg because it is in the street and is the only source of food for said person. So therefore Godzilla will kill the homeless person and thus beat the egg.
Debate Round No. 1
xXx_EggDestroyer_xXx

Pro

While the point you put forward about the egg falling on it's side is valid, that would simply enable the egg to engage it's other ability. Circular motion. This would allow the egg to simply roll out of the way of both Zilla and the homeless person, it would then position itself so that Zilla cannot exploit it's side. It would then engage it's trap card, Matthew Broderick, he would engage his other worldly powers and enter a deep philosophical debate with Zilla about what it means to be alive. The egg, being the tenacious individual it is, would roll into Zilla's side crippling it allowing for the finishing blow.
Shuaibie

Con

You said the egg would roll in a circular motion but this is incorrect. If you look at the shape of the egg it is an ellipsoid so therefore would be impossible for it to roll in a circular motion but it would roll in an elliptical motion which is virtually impossible to keep in a straight line, so therefore the egg would roll slightly sideways and would eventually roll into the lava fort surrounding the street or straight into the homeless man's mouth thus giving Godzilla the win. Even if the egg could somehow place it's trap card Godzilla would play his, a mind controlled Maria Pitillo who would seduce Matthew Broderick and then draw him in close for the kill, thus making the eggs next move practically impossible and would be stopped by the toenail of Godzilla who then would proceed to squash the egg.
Debate Round No. 2
xXx_EggDestroyer_xXx

Pro

Historians such as Alison Futrell and Hopkins suggest that while the origins of the gladiatorial games may lie in the munera (funeral games) it is highly likely that while Zilla may be able to eat the egg, he wold simply make more eggs therein increasing the enemy count. It is because of this that Zilla would eventually succumb to the sheer volume of eggs managing to overpower Zilla thus securing the win for the egg. And if that is not enough, then were Zilla to not lay eggs he would surely die due to the powers of the US military as can be seen in the movie Zilla. Furthermore, it is evident in natural selection that while Zilla could call in reinforcements to destroy the egg, he would simply be annihilated by the US military therein checkmating Zilla.
Shuaibie

Con

Yeah, well, your egg gay
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by WOLF.J 3 years ago
WOLF.J
Egg all the way, its stink will irritate Zilla so much...
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