best joke, crude but not vulgar
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| Voting Style: | Open | Point System: | 7 Point | ||
| Started: | 10/21/2017 | Category: | Funny | ||
| Updated: | 11 months ago | Status: | Debating Period | ||
| Viewed: | 699 times | Debate No: | 104553 | ||
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Pro A cowboy rides up to the bar, gets off his horse, walks around back, lifts the tail and kisses the horse right on the bung hole. His friend, having witnessed this says "you must love that horse". "No it is not that, I have chapped lips" he says. "And that cures them". "No but it keeps me from licking them".............................End of joke laugh here. Con Okay, I'm assuming by crude that dirty humor is allowed, so here goes. A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." |
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Also where is the line between Crude and Vulgar? Is something crude to one person vulgar to another? Or vulgar to one person, yet crude to another. Highly subjective.
You just can't say things like that in this day and age.
If I was a mother i'd feel degraded.
Although, In truth I couldn't care less.
You get dignity and purpose from humor, that's funny.
As far "lame" goes, that is your opinion and you're welcome to it, as we all are.
Now to "vulgar", I only stated the obvious and I did not use the common vernacular in describing the female genitalia. Vulgar would be asking your mother how stretched her vagina around your neck or telling her the joke.
I am tempted to take this debate on behalf of my youngest son, he was a C-section.