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Started: 5/6/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper


Many of the following jokes are ones I've heard here and there, so no hate for copy pasting all of them. However, a few I couldn't help using.

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn't even know it.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that she can"t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.

I hope you had a good time with some of these.
Debate Round No. 1


Juanito forfeited this round.


As you can see, Pro has forfeited the 2nd round.
But the debate must go on, and so I present to you more "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so poor, when I went to rob her house I went in the front door and
tripped out the back.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes
before she does.

I decided to put less jokes this time, so that's all folks!

Debate Round No. 2


Juanito forfeited this round.


Seriously, another forfeit?
I guess that just makes ny job easier, doesn't it? Well, here are some more jokes.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!

Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories.

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

As I still haven't figured it out, I spelled it "momma" this time.

I urge you to vote con.

Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Juanito 5 years ago
Those jokes are pretty good. ive heard them before
Posted by mananlak 5 years ago
Actually, I only put 10, not 50.
Posted by Ragnar 5 years ago
For these please put a couple rules in place, otherwise there might be a flood of 50 jokes by one side.
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