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A DDO Christmas Poem

RyuuKyuzo
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12/25/2012 3:08:23 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Twas the night before Christmas, and on DDO
Not a single was sober, especially FREEDO.
The flame wars were tempered and settled with care,
An occurrence on DDO which is more than a little rare.

The users were chillin', all snug in their beds,
While GeoLaureate went off of his paranoia meds.
And out of sheer boredom, I set on my lap,
My computer to write this poem/rap.

When out in the forums there arose such a clatter,
A thread a million posts long, filled with chatter.
To the latest post I clicked in a flash,
They were closing DDO, Juggle had ran out of cash!

After having just switched our leader-board over to ELO
RoyLatham fell to his knees and cried "IT CAN'T BE SO!"
When, what to my droopy, tired eyes should appear,
yuiru exclaimed, "The Mayans were correct! The end draws near!"

Amongst all the keyboard smashing, with a clack and a click,
Airmax tried to calm us all by saying "It's probably just a trick."
More Rabid than wild dogs, the trolls soon came,
"It's Airmax's fault!" proclaimed Emo, "He is to blame!"

With the bate having been took, it was just a matter of time,
before a flame war exploded, with things said border-lining on crime.
As Ore_Ele pleaded with us to act like adults,
The users engaged in a battle of insults.

"You noob! You Dork! You're ugly beyond description!"
"Well you're silly and stupid, and need a better education in diction!"
When Innomen came and saw this DDO brawl,
He cleared his throat and yelled, "Knock it off, or I'll ban you all!"

When all of the sudden, OberHerr heard the sound of a hoof,
but no one believed him, because he couldn't fulfil his burden of proof.
Everyone waited, hoping to hear such a sound,
Then, with a large "thud!", he hit the ground.

All the ladies circled him, wondering if he was single.
After royalpaladin studied him, she concluded "This must be Kris Kringle!"
As the man came-to and arose he said "Listen here wench,
I'm clearly not Santa Claus. Can't you see? Imabench!"

"I've searched for money for hours. This day has been the craziest!
But my luck changed for the better when I ran into WallStreetAtheist."
He burst through the door with a demeanour oh so brash.
"My investments pulled through, now I'm loaded with cash!"

The users rejoiced. Their debating site had been saved!
The need to get an actual life had once again been staved.
LordKnuckle could go back to arguing that you are inferior if you have downs
And Tulle could return to drawing smelly slices of pizza being eaten by clowns.

Such an event was surely a Christmas miracle.
Even the atheists agreed, something completely a-typical!
Every user on DDO joined in a whistle,
We all were getting along, it was official.

Everyone was happy, even MouthWash and Danielle hugged!
That is, until MouthWash made a move, where he subsequently got slugged.
The peace had returned to our precious DDO,
Not that there was much choice as all this posting made the servers slow.

With that matter settled we all went to bed,
Except for Maikuru, who had a DC movie marathon instead.
As we fell into sleep, a whisper was heard oh so slight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
I'm just a cro magnon masquerading as one of you.
RyuuKyuzo
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12/25/2012 3:12:09 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 3:08:23 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Twas the night before Christmas, and on DDO
Not a single was user sober, especially FREEDO.
The flame wars were tempered and settled with care,
An occurrence on DDO which is more than a little rare.

The users were chillin', all snug in their beds,
While GeoLaureate went off of his paranoia meds.
And out of sheer boredom, I set on my lap,
My computer to write this poem/rap.

When out in the forums there arose such a clatter,
A thread a million posts long, filled with chatter.
To the latest post I clicked in a flash,
They were closing DDO, Juggle had ran out of cash!

After having just switched our leader-board over to ELO
RoyLatham fell to his knees and cried "IT CAN'T BE SO!"
When, what to my droopy, tired eyes should appear,
yuiru exclaimed, "The Mayans were correct! The end draws near!"

Amongst all the keyboard smashing, with a clack and a click,
Airmax tried to calm us all by saying "It's probably just a trick."
More Rabid than wild dogs, the trolls soon came,
"It's Airmax's fault!" proclaimed Emo, "He is to blame!"

With the bate having been took, it was just a matter of time,
before a flame war exploded, with things said border-lining on crime.
As Ore_Ele pleaded with us to act like adults,
The users engaged in a battle of insults.

"You noob! You Dork! You're ugly beyond description!"
"Well you're silly and stupid, and need a better education in diction!"
When Innomen came and saw this DDO brawl,
He cleared his throat and yelled, "Knock it off, or I'll ban you all!"

When all of the sudden, OberHerr heard the sound of a hoof,
but no one believed him, because he couldn't fulfil his burden of proof.
Everyone waited, hoping to hear such a sound,
Then, with a large "thud!", he hit the ground.

All the ladies circled him, wondering if he was single.
After royalpaladin studied him, she concluded "This must be Kris Kringle!"
As the man came-to and arose he said "Listen here wench,
I'm clearly not Santa Claus. Can't you see? Imabench!"

"I've searched for money for hours. This day has been the craziest!
But my luck changed for the better when I ran into WallStreetAtheist."
He burst through the door with a demeanour oh so brash.
"My investments pulled through, now I'm loaded with cash!"

The users rejoiced. Their debating site had been saved!
The need to get an actual life had once again been staved.
LordKnuckle could go back to arguing that you are inferior if you have downs
And Tulle could return to drawing smelly slices of pizza being eaten by clowns.

Such an event was surely a Christmas miracle.
Even the atheists agreed, something completely a-typical!
Every user on DDO joined in a whistle,
We all were getting along, it was official.

Everyone was happy, even MouthWash and Danielle hugged!
That is, until MouthWash made a move, where he subsequently got slugged.
The peace had returned to our precious DDO,
Not that there was much choice as all this posting made the servers slow.

With that matter settled we all went to bed,
Except for Maikuru, who had a DC movie marathon instead.
As we fell into sleep, a whisper was heard oh so slight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

fx'd
I'm just a cro magnon masquerading as one of you.
AlwaysMoreThanYou
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12/25/2012 3:42:07 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 3:08:23 AM, RyuuKyuzo
When all of the sudden, OberHerr heard the sound of a hoof,
but no one believed him, because he couldn't fulfil his burden of proof

Best part.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
OberHerr
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12/25/2012 4:00:05 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Win.

I loved the hoof/proof pun.
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12/25/2012 6:24:27 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 3:08:23 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Twas the night before Christmas, and on DDO
Not a single was sober, especially FREEDO.
The flame wars were tempered and settled with care,
An occurrence on DDO which is more than a little rare.

The users were chillin', all snug in their beds,
While GeoLaureate went off of his paranoia meds.
And out of sheer boredom, I set on my lap,
My computer to write this poem/rap.

When out in the forums there arose such a clatter,
A thread a million posts long, filled with chatter.
To the latest post I clicked in a flash,
They were closing DDO, Juggle had ran out of cash!

After having just switched our leader-board over to ELO
RoyLatham fell to his knees and cried "IT CAN'T BE SO!"
When, what to my droopy, tired eyes should appear,
yuiru exclaimed, "The Mayans were correct! The end draws near!"

Amongst all the keyboard smashing, with a clack and a click,
Airmax tried to calm us all by saying "It's probably just a trick."
More Rabid than wild dogs, the trolls soon came,
"It's Airmax's fault!" proclaimed Emo, "He is to blame!"

With the bate having been took, it was just a matter of time,
before a flame war exploded, with things said border-lining on crime.
As Ore_Ele pleaded with us to act like adults,
The users engaged in a battle of insults.

"You noob! You Dork! You're ugly beyond description!"
"Well you're silly and stupid, and need a better education in diction!"
When Innomen came and saw this DDO brawl,
He cleared his throat and yelled, "Knock it off, or I'll ban you all!"

When all of the sudden, OberHerr heard the sound of a hoof,
but no one believed him, because he couldn't fulfil his burden of proof.
Everyone waited, hoping to hear such a sound,
Then, with a large "thud!", he hit the ground.

All the ladies circled him, wondering if he was single.
After royalpaladin studied him, she concluded "This must be Kris Kringle!"
As the man came-to and arose he said "Listen here wench,
I'm clearly not Santa Claus. Can't you see? Imabench!"

"I've searched for money for hours. This day has been the craziest!
But my luck changed for the better when I ran into WallStreetAtheist."
He burst through the door with a demeanour oh so brash.
"My investments pulled through, now I'm loaded with cash!"

The users rejoiced. Their debating site had been saved!
The need to get an actual life had once again been staved.
LordKnuckle could go back to arguing that you are inferior if you have downs
And Tulle could return to drawing smelly slices of pizza being eaten by clowns.

Such an event was surely a Christmas miracle.
Even the atheists agreed, something completely a-typical!
Every user on DDO joined in a whistle,
We all were getting along, it was official.

Everyone was happy, even MouthWash and Danielle hugged!
That is, until MouthWash made a move, where he subsequently got slugged.
The peace had returned to our precious DDO,
Not that there was much choice as all this posting made the servers slow.

With that matter settled we all went to bed,
Except for Maikuru, who had a DC movie marathon instead.
As we fell into sleep, a whisper was heard oh so slight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Sick flow bro.
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12/25/2012 6:33:13 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Well done. I thoroughly enjoyed this. Merry christmas everyone!
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"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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12/25/2012 7:43:31 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Loved it.
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12/25/2012 11:13:23 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Favorited
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12/25/2012 11:23:33 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I love this.
"Well, that gives whole new meaning to my assassination. If I was going to die anyway, perhaps I should leave the Bolsheviks' descendants some Christmas cookies instead of breaking their dishes and vodka bottles in their sleep." -Tsar Nicholas II (YYW)
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12/25/2012 11:57:18 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 11:37:34 AM, BlackVoid wrote:
You're a bada$$.


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12/25/2012 12:31:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 11:13:23 AM, imabench wrote:
Favorited

You actually favorite things on purpose?
*looks at favorites*

You have added 213 debates to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.

You have added 125 forum topics to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.

You have added 1 member to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 1 records.
#StandWithBossy

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12/25/2012 12:40:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I love this. You're an excellent writer.
Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.
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12/25/2012 3:18:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 3:08:23 AM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Twas the night before Christmas, and on DDO
Not a single was sober, especially FREEDO.
The flame wars were tempered and settled with care,
An occurrence on DDO which is more than a little rare.

The users were chillin', all snug in their beds,
While GeoLaureate went off of his paranoia meds.
And out of sheer boredom, I set on my lap,
My computer to write this poem/rap.

When out in the forums there arose such a clatter,
A thread a million posts long, filled with chatter.
To the latest post I clicked in a flash,
They were closing DDO, Juggle had ran out of cash!

After having just switched our leader-board over to ELO
RoyLatham fell to his knees and cried "IT CAN'T BE SO!"
When, what to my droopy, tired eyes should appear,
yuiru exclaimed, "The Mayans were correct! The end draws near!"

Amongst all the keyboard smashing, with a clack and a click,
Airmax tried to calm us all by saying "It's probably just a trick."
More Rabid than wild dogs, the trolls soon came,
"It's Airmax's fault!" proclaimed Emo, "He is to blame!"

With the bate having been took, it was just a matter of time,
before a flame war exploded, with things said border-lining on crime.
As Ore_Ele pleaded with us to act like adults,
The users engaged in a battle of insults.

"You noob! You Dork! You're ugly beyond description!"
"Well you're silly and stupid, and need a better education in diction!"
When Innomen came and saw this DDO brawl,
He cleared his throat and yelled, "Knock it off, or I'll ban you all!"

When all of the sudden, OberHerr heard the sound of a hoof,
but no one believed him, because he couldn't fulfil his burden of proof.
Everyone waited, hoping to hear such a sound,
Then, with a large "thud!", he hit the ground.

All the ladies circled him, wondering if he was single.
After royalpaladin studied him, she concluded "This must be Kris Kringle!"
As the man came-to and arose he said "Listen here wench,
I'm clearly not Santa Claus. Can't you see? Imabench!"

"I've searched for money for hours. This day has been the craziest!
But my luck changed for the better when I ran into WallStreetAtheist."
He burst through the door with a demeanour oh so brash.
"My investments pulled through, now I'm loaded with cash!"

The users rejoiced. Their debating site had been saved!
The need to get an actual life had once again been staved.
LordKnuckle could go back to arguing that you are inferior if you have downs
And Tulle could return to drawing smelly slices of pizza being eaten by clowns.

Such an event was surely a Christmas miracle.
Even the atheists agreed, something completely a-typical!
Every user on DDO joined in a whistle,
We all were getting along, it was official.

Everyone was happy, even MouthWash and Danielle hugged!
That is, until MouthWash made a move, where he subsequently got slugged.
The peace had returned to our precious DDO,
Not that there was much choice as all this posting made the servers slow.

With that matter settled we all went to bed,
Except for Maikuru, who had a DC movie marathon instead.
As we fell into sleep, a whisper was heard oh so slight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Awesome job, you are definately the month's most valuable elf.
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12/25/2012 4:39:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com...
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
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12/25/2012 6:38:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
This is really one of the single greatest things I have ever seen here.

We should allow threads in the hall of fame. And include this.
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12/25/2012 7:26:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 12:31:01 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 12/25/2012 11:13:23 AM, imabench wrote:
Favorited

You actually favorite things on purpose?
*looks at favorites*


You have added 213 debates to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.


You have added 125 forum topics to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.


You have added 1 member to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 1 records.

You're allowed to look at other people's favourites?? That sounds a bit creepy.
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12/25/2012 9:26:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 9:12:21 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 12/25/2012 7:38:44 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
Great work RyuuKyuzo. Very well done.
RyuuKyuzo
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12/27/2012 4:32:11 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
lol you never notice the spelling/grammar errors until after you submit >.<
I'm just a cro magnon masquerading as one of you.
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12/27/2012 4:37:15 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 12/25/2012 7:26:56 PM, famer wrote:
At 12/25/2012 12:31:01 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 12/25/2012 11:13:23 AM, imabench wrote:
Favorited

You actually favorite things on purpose?
*looks at favorites*


You have added 213 debates to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.


You have added 125 forum topics to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 15 records.


You have added 1 member to your list of favorites. Showing 1 through 1 records.

You're allowed to look at other people's favourites?? That sounds a bit creepy.

Those are mine...
#StandWithBossy

#TheMadmanWasUnbanned
RyuuKyuzo
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12/24/2013 8:46:23 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Bump

Some of the jokes are a little dated now, but whatev's. Nostalgia time.
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