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2/5/2011 12:25:56 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
This did the trick.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 m
You: my father is nigerian millionaire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/5/2011 1:05:58 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 8===============D
You: That's a penis
Stranger: hey looking for a 20 yare girl thats dtf
You: I'm a 16 year old girl
You: I'm DTF
Stranger: well i am 19
You: give me your phone number and I'll send you pix
Stranger: i wold if my phone was not broken
You: you are lying
You: you just do not love me
You: all i want is someone to love but you lie
You: why are all boys liars?
Stranger: no i am not lieing
You: but you are a liar
You: I can tell
Stranger: what am i liein about
You: having a broken phone
You: you have one that works
Stranger: no i do not
You: now you just lied again
You: either you are lying or you are poor
You: and I don't want a poor man for a husband
Stranger: wtf i am not lieing and i am not poor
Stranger: i dont go out and get cell phones
You: then why do you not have a phone? you either cannot afford one or you are lying
You: I only want a rich man for a husband
You: you are too poor to be on the internet
Stranger: i have one i am saying its broken
You: a rich man would just buy another, you must be poor
Stranger: ur just a spoled bitch than
You: see you are poor! I knew it
You: a gentleman wouldn't say bitch so you are a coarse beggar
Stranger: no i have a job
You: you probably get welfare
You: i know a guy on welfare and he can't fix his phone either
Stranger: I HAVE A JOB
You: you have a job as a beggar
You: that does not count
Stranger: u ever said it did not count
You: yes I have ever said that
You: and I continue to say that
You: miserable beggar, go back to the street to earn your bread
You: I am going elsewhere to seek richer men
You: I did not think beggars were on the internet but i was wrong
Stranger: what is wrong with u i just want a girl thats dtf. I would put my life on the bible and tell u my phone is broken
You: now you are lying to god
Stranger: your wrong
You: not only are you a beggar but are going to hell
Stranger: idc
You: i do not want to go to hell so i cannot be with you
You: you will suffer for eternity
You: I will be with a rich man in heaven and laugh at you
Stranger: whatever
You: have fun with eternal torture beggar boy
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/5/2011 1:09:42 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
Stranger: befor i go think of what u said and if u really mean it
You: i really mean it, you will spend your life in the fires and i will laugh at your grave
Stranger: ok before u do that u still dtf
You: done telling fables?
You: yes i'm done
You: I really am a guy who loves you
You: will you be my bitch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/5/2011 1:24:05 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
XD waaaaafflewafflewafflebwaffle
Official "High Priest of Secular Affairs and Transient Distributor of Sonic Apple Seeds relating to the Reptilian Division of Paperwork Immoliation" of The FREEDO Bureaucracy, a DDO branch of the Erisian Front, a subdivision of the Discordian Back, a Limb of the Illuminatian Cosmic Utensil Corp
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2/5/2011 8:25:01 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
Stranger: heeyy
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: infinite/neither/everywhere. :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not that impressive; I've had better.
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2/5/2011 8:31:00 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
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2/5/2011 8:31:39 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/5/2011 8:31:00 PM, xxdarkxx wrote:
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for those participating in the trollin

ps ^^^ works anywhere but ddo. stupid forums
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2/5/2011 8:32:47 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
Ok, heres' one more where I was trolling the guy, pretending to be a christian preacher.

Stranger: I am....
You: Hi, have you accepted Jesus into your life?
Stranger: nope
You: You'll burn in hell...
Stranger: faith is for weak ppl
You: Jesus loves you so you should accept him you know.
Stranger: God doesn't exist, there is no divine laws, no after life, we are dust, we will return into dust after it all
You: Atheist heathen! You'll learn someday. ;)
Stranger: .....
Stranger: fake preacher
Stranger: ...
You: I do what I can. God bless you...
You have disconnected.
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2/6/2011 10:37:16 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/5/2011 12:25:56 AM, nonentity wrote:
This did the trick.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 m
You: my father is nigerian millionaire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.:

LMAO! That's awesome
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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2/6/2011 10:43:51 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 10:37:16 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 2/5/2011 12:25:56 AM, nonentity wrote:
This did the trick.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17 m
You: my father is nigerian millionaire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.:

LMAO! That's awesome

Bahaha it was a half truth! I think he just didn't like my grammar :p
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2/6/2011 11:06:43 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
Check out my trolling abilities

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey male 15
You: 83 year old female... and horny as hell for a young, hung stud
Stranger: well u are probably old and dried up lol
You: You couldn't handle this
Stranger: yeah because that shits dusty and dry
You: lol
Stranger: this aint a 83 year old female
You: I usually use axle grease to lube up
You: I'm pretty much the whore you adore, son
Stranger: oh well isnt that just nice a old dried up whore
You: You're right, I actually turned 84 a few days ago. My memory is terrible at this age.
Stranger: haha you f*cking lier
You: Look, we gonna do this or what?
You: >.<
Stranger: no because u wont tell me ur real age and besides old people dont know the smiley faces
You: You don't know anything. I was using smiley faces when I blowing Calvin Coolidge in the Oval Office.
Stranger: listen my penis is 8 inches and really thick
You: Why so small?
Stranger: haha b*tch my dick is so heavy it hangs on hard
You: Look, this cavernous vagina I have needs some serious length and girth, not no two pump chump with a tiny 8 inch chode.
You: A Blue whale couldn't satisfy me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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2/6/2011 11:09:12 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 11:06:43 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
You: You don't know anything. I was using smiley faces when I blowing Calvin Coolidge in the Oval Office.

lmao!
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2/6/2011 11:15:45 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 11:09:12 AM, nonentity wrote:
At 2/6/2011 11:06:43 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
You: You don't know anything. I was using smiley faces when I blowing Calvin Coolidge in the Oval Office.

lmao!:

OMG, this is so much fun! LMAO!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi !
18F France Lesbian
Guys, get the f*ck out !
You: I don't believe a word of that.
Stranger: ???
You: 22F Boston, Lesbian
Stranger: :)
Stranger: How are you ?
You: Better now. You know how long I was looking for a les?
You: You legit?
Stranger: Nope, tell me ?
Stranger: Yes I am
You: Femme or butch?
Stranger: Femme
You: Mmmmm
You: So, tell me about yourself
You: You touching yourself?
Stranger: Not now
Stranger: But maybe you can help me :)
You: That's the idea
You: I'm 314 lbs of raw woman
You: Each one of my @ss cheeks weighs as much as a Panzer.
Stranger: .....
You: Don't be shy.
You: Just because you need an oyster shucker to dig in to my clam don't mean that it ain't worth the experience.
You: Lover, you there?
You: *tousles her hair with my beefy fingers*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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2/6/2011 11:58:43 AM
Posted: 9 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Speak goddamn it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
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2/6/2011 4:18:15 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/5/2011 12:34:57 AM, nonentity wrote:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: you're a hermaphrodite?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO

This and askbob's were epic
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/6/2011 4:33:07 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: 18 f
Stranger: 20m ohio
Stranger: i'm chris. you?
You: Sophie
You: im dtf
You: also ohio
You: near columbus
Stranger: mm leans over kissing you on the lips
You: mmm are u hot?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: nibbles on your neck slowly lips melting on your skin
You: i like hot guys like u
You: send me ur phone number so i can send u pics
You: naked pics
Stranger: 614 406 1912
Stranger: what do you look like
You: im a med height blond with 26 c cups
Stranger: what turns you on
You: ur big pen!s in my tight pvssy
Stranger: do you like phone sex
You: mhmm
Stranger: whats your # i'll call u
You: wait
You: bout to send u pics
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: k
Stranger: did u send them
You: did u get them?
You: i sent u a msg
Stranger: joke's on you. the phone number was to a cop i know
You: i sent u my pics

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought it was funny how he told me I texted a cop. Especially because if I texted the cop, he wouldn't know that it was a "joke". Some people...
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/6/2011 4:37:49 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 11:15:45 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 2/6/2011 11:09:12 AM, nonentity wrote:
At 2/6/2011 11:06:43 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
You: You don't know anything. I was using smiley faces when I blowing Calvin Coolidge in the Oval Office.

lmao!:

OMG, this is so much fun! LMAO!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi !
18F France Lesbian
Guys, get the f*ck out !
You: I don't believe a word of that.
Stranger: ???
You: 22F Boston, Lesbian
Stranger: :)
Stranger: How are you ?
You: Better now. You know how long I was looking for a les?
You: You legit?
Stranger: Nope, tell me ?
Stranger: Yes I am
You: Femme or butch?
Stranger: Femme
You: Mmmmm
You: So, tell me about yourself
You: You touching yourself?
Stranger: Not now
Stranger: But maybe you can help me :)
You: That's the idea
You: I'm 314 lbs of raw woman
You: Each one of my @ss cheeks weighs as much as a Panzer.
Stranger: .....
You: Don't be shy.
You: Just because you need an oyster shucker to dig in to my clam don't mean that it ain't worth the experience.
You: Lover, you there?
You: *tousles her hair with my beefy fingers*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/6/2011 4:40:41 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 4:33:07 PM, m93samman wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: 18 f
Stranger: 20m ohio
Stranger: i'm chris. you?
You: Sophie
You: im dtf
You: also ohio
You: near columbus
Stranger: mm leans over kissing you on the lips
You: mmm are u hot?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: nibbles on your neck slowly lips melting on your skin
You: i like hot guys like u
You: send me ur phone number so i can send u pics
You: naked pics
Stranger: 614 406 1912
Stranger: what do you look like
You: im a med height blond with 26 c cups
Stranger: what turns you on
You: ur big pen!s in my tight pvssy
Stranger: do you like phone sex
You: mhmm
Stranger: whats your # i'll call u
You: wait
You: bout to send u pics
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go ahead
You: k
Stranger: did u send them
You: did u get them?
You: i sent u a msg
Stranger: joke's on you. the phone number was to a cop i know
You: i sent u my pics

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought it was funny how he told me I texted a cop. Especially because if I texted the cop, he wouldn't know that it was a "joke". Some people...
Hah. Nice one.
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2/6/2011 6:36:57 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
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Stranger: hey beautiful
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: :)
Stranger: asl please ?
You: 87
You: Transvestite
You: Hooker tranny from Mexico
You: You in, b*tch?
Stranger: 21 M Bah
You: This is going to be so hawt
You: So you in to chicks with d*cks?
You: Jump on this sh*t, homeboy
Stranger: m or f ?
You: Both!
You: I'm a tranny
Stranger: intresting
Stranger: u use messenger ?
You: I usually just f*ck myself
You: Alright, queer bait. Laterz!!!!!!
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2/6/2011 7:03:13 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 12 F
You: I play with dolls and Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
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2/6/2011 7:06:19 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: male or female
You: 15 F
You: U?
Stranger: 15 male
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: I am
You: Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC is
You: lmao
You: Still horny, stud muffin?
You: I got your IP address now!!!
You: Hahahahaha!
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2/6/2011 7:10:59 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
This is just too awesome

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: im a pedophile send me nude pics of girls from age of 12 to 17
You: I love honesty
Stranger: me too
You: Wanna see my 12 year old butthole?
Stranger: yea if its a female butthole
You: Everyone has a butthole. Isn't it all relative?
You: @ss is @ss
You: And your @ss is going to prison
You: LMFAO!
Stranger: im just f*cking with u
Stranger: im not a pedo
You: Uh huh... rrrrrright....
Stranger: im not i do that to break the ice
You: Get ready for your butthole to be pounded in to oblivion
Stranger: r u a female
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2/6/2011 7:21:14 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
LMFAO!!!!! I can't get enough of this!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
You: Who wants to get strangled?
You: Not to death, but just until you pass out.
Stranger: Some strange person I would guess.
You: You down?
Stranger: I don't want to pass out
Stranger: Nope
You: Why not?
You: It's awesome
You: It's a rush
Stranger: Well I am not into stuff like that I guess.
Stranger: Why do you like it?
You: To watch your puny eyes bulging out of your skull, as you're panting for your life. Short little gasps, as your face turns beet red.... The terror in your eyes!
You: F*CK I'm so hard right now!!!!
You: Watching your life slip away in my hands! I'm in control now, motherf*cker!!!!
You: I want your butthole!!!!!
You: Ahhhhh, I'm cumming!!!!!
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2/6/2011 7:22:42 PM
Posted: 9 years ago
At 2/6/2011 7:21:14 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
LMFAO!!!!! I can't get enough of this!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
You: Who wants to get strangled?
You: Not to death, but just until you pass out.
Stranger: Some strange person I would guess.
You: You down?
Stranger: I don't want to pass out
Stranger: Nope
You: Why not?
You: It's awesome
You: It's a rush
Stranger: Well I am not into stuff like that I guess.
Stranger: Why do you like it?
You: To watch your puny eyes bulging out of your skull, as you're panting for your life. Short little gasps, as your face turns beet red.... The terror in your eyes!
You: F*CK I'm so hard right now!!!!
You: Watching your life slip away in my hands! I'm in control now, motherf*cker!!!!
You: I want your butthole!!!!!
You: Ahhhhh, I'm cumming!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFLMAO
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.

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