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Wallstreetatheist
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8/15/2013 1:12:20 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Funny little interaction occurred last night:

So last night's goal was to focus on approaching two sets on the dance floor. I go in with my usual hair opener (I have a straight hair fetish, so it works for me...) and girl 1 is loving it. Girl 2 on the other hand, starts freaking out. I've had this happen before, where in the past, I would just walk away. But this time -- fvck it! I plowed through, grabbed girl 1, spinned her away from Girl 2. Girl 1 and I were in our own little bubble, but I could hear Girl 2 in the background yelling "Leave! Fvck off loser! Go! Go!" whilst punching my back and a$$. After about 3 minutes, Girl 2 throws a punch and lands one on the back side of my ear. By the time I turn around, I see a bouncer picking her up and escorting her out of the bar.

What's funny is that her friend didn't even want to leave, and continued to talk to me.

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8/15/2013 1:24:27 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/15/2013 1:12:20 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Funny little interaction occurred last night:

So last night's goal was to focus on approaching two sets on the dance floor. I go in with my usual hair opener (I have a straight hair fetish, so it works for me...) and girl 1 is loving it. Girl 2 on the other hand, starts freaking out. I've had this happen before, where in the past, I would just walk away. But this time -- fvck it! I plowed through, grabbed girl 1, spinned her away from Girl 2. Girl 1 and I were in our own little bubble, but I could hear Girl 2 in the background yelling "Leave! Fvck off loser! Go! Go!" whilst punching my back and a$$. After about 3 minutes, Girl 2 throws a punch and lands one on the back side of my ear. By the time I turn around, I see a bouncer picking her up and escorting her out of the bar.

What's funny is that her friend didn't even want to leave, and continued to talk to me.

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And did you seal that deal?
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8/15/2013 2:16:51 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/15/2013 1:12:20 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Funny little interaction occurred last night:

So last night's goal was to focus on approaching two sets on the dance floor. I go in with my usual hair opener (I have a straight hair fetish, so it works for me...) and girl 1 is loving it. Girl 2 on the other hand, starts freaking out. I've had this happen before, where in the past, I would just walk away. But this time -- fvck it! I plowed through, grabbed girl 1, spinned her away from Girl 2. Girl 1 and I were in our own little bubble, but I could hear Girl 2 in the background yelling "Leave! Fvck off loser! Go! Go!" whilst punching my back and a$$. After about 3 minutes, Girl 2 throws a punch and lands one on the back side of my ear. By the time I turn around, I see a bouncer picking her up and escorting her out of the bar.

What's funny is that her friend didn't even want to leave, and continued to talk to me.

+1 for Men
+1 for Cockblock repellent

That is actually pretty hilarious. Good job, WSA.
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8/15/2013 6:40:24 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
That's classic.
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8/15/2013 8:20:01 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 8/15/2013 2:16:51 PM, YYW wrote:
At 8/15/2013 1:12:20 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Funny little interaction occurred last night:

So last night's goal was to focus on approaching two sets on the dance floor. I go in with my usual hair opener (I have a straight hair fetish, so it works for me...) and girl 1 is loving it. Girl 2 on the other hand, starts freaking out. I've had this happen before, where in the past, I would just walk away. But this time -- fvck it! I plowed through, grabbed girl 1, spinned her away from Girl 2. Girl 1 and I were in our own little bubble, but I could hear Girl 2 in the background yelling "Leave! Fvck off loser! Go! Go!" whilst punching my back and a$$. After about 3 minutes, Girl 2 throws a punch and lands one on the back side of my ear. By the time I turn around, I see a bouncer picking her up and escorting her out of the bar.

What's funny is that her friend didn't even want to leave, and continued to talk to me.

+1 for Men
+1 for Cockblock repellent

That is actually pretty hilarious. Good job, WSA.
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8/18/2013 3:57:59 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
oh my god you're ridiculous. Let's hang out in December/January when I visit the area and see if your magic works on me. You sound amazing.

Can't wait to punch you in the buns.

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