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Are Theists Being Conned?

Willows
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9/7/2018 6:07:27 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Son: Hey Mum, I have just come up with a great theory.

Mother: Pray tell, What great revelation are you about to unfold?

Son: Well, Just say that God is real ok. . . . Like I mean, Ha ha, As if. But let's just pretend ok?

Mother: OK, Even though there is conclusive evidence indicating there is no such thing and I am sure that 99% of theists just pretend anyway. But carry on.

Son: What if God is playing a game with religious people like Christians, Muslims and, Er you know, Those other funny ones.

Mother: You mean Jewish. . . . . . Anyway get on with it, I need to get the pork chops on the grill soon. Being a Friday, Your Dad will be home early.

Son: Yeah well, I reckon what God is doing is finding out who the real dummies are. . . Like anyone would have to be real dumb to think that they are going to go to heaven just coz they pray a lot and believe in God.
So what happens is that when all the religious people go to heaven, God is going to give them all the dumb jobs to do like cleaning the toilets and digging ditches forever.
Then all the smart ones like us get to live in big mansions with skateboard parks and endless video games.

Mother: I must say that is an interesting theory but in reality, We will all end up the same; we all turn to brown.

Son: You mean like a giant sh. . . . . . . .

Mother: . . . . . . Exactly, Nothing more, Nothing less.
Willows
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9/7/2018 6:13:37 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Thanks, Willows, That was an extremely witty and poignant thread and it highlights the pitiful plight of theists who have been conned into thinking that they have some sort of oogidy-boogidy spirit thingy that somehow materialises into, Err. . . Something else, Somewhere else and lives on forever doing, Err, Like, Ummm things, Err for eternity like.
Harikrish
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9/8/2018 3:25:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Willows wrote:
Thanks, Willows, That was an extremely witty and poignant thread and it highlights the pitiful plight of theists who have been conned into thinking that they have some sort of oogidy-boogidy spirit thingy that somehow materialises into, Err. . . Something else, Somewhere else and lives on forever doing, Err, Like, Ummm things, Err for eternity like.

It is obvious you spend an awful lot of time with your mother. Most of your stories include your mother or is that just your Freudian fixation.
Willows
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9/8/2018 11:59:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Thank you for your Freudian diagnosis, I do love my Mum, Do you?

Apart from the fact that I answered the thread as a test to work out replying on this site, I did make a thread pertinent to the forum and to intelligent discussion.

Would you care to respond to the intonation of the thread, Being that human life has no meaning nor purpose compared with the assumption creationists make that God placed life here for a reason?
Harikrish
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9/9/2018 3:27:10 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Willows wrote:
Thank you for your Freudian diagnosis, I do love my Mum, Do you?

Apart from the fact that I answered the thread as a test to work out replying on this site, I did make a thread pertinent to the forum and to intelligent discussion.

Would you care to respond to the intonation of the thread, Being that human life has no meaning nor purpose compared with the assumption creationists make that God placed life here for a reason?

Hindus opted for reincarnation. Your question should be directed to the rest that end up in the shitpile.
Willows
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9/10/2018 1:56:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
"Hindus opted for reincarnation. Your question should be directed to the rest that end up in the shitpile. "

Like me for example.
They can bury the ashes of this lump of sh! T under the oak tree out the back for all I care.
Harikrish
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9/10/2018 2:22:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Willows wrote:
"Hindus opted for reincarnation. Your question should be directed to the rest that end up in the shitpile. "

Like me for example.
They can bury the ashes of this lump of sh! T under the oak tree out the back for all I care.
karm is what karma does. If you were a Christian you would return to dust. But your Karma determined you belong in the shitpile. Choices have consequences. . . .

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