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Is God Psychotic?

Willows
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10/5/2018 10:47:03 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Thomas Edison was thought to have tried and failed over a thousand times before he invented the light globe. It would have driven him (and his family) nuts in the process.

But that's nothing compared to God's mucking around whilst creating the universe.

Although it is to be commended that He supposedly did it all in six days, Look at all the wastage.

It is estimated that there are 10 trillion planets and suns in the universe so, The Guy must have been going completely ape making 1. 6 trillion blobs a day before getting the Earth just right.

But, If that's not enough, Astronomers have discovered that the universe is continuing to expand at an accelerating rate.

That must mean His Holiness is still at it, Wildly lobbing giant atomic bombs and giant spherical rocks randomly into the void at an ever-increasing rate of knots.

Surely, Isn't it time some of you theists, Who talk to God, Just let Him know that He can stop now, We are perfectly happy with what we have. ? Otherwise, Of course, His attention is going to be completely taken up in His workshop and will be ignoring your needs.

I don't like to say it and this is mere speculation of course but I think that He just might have some other planets with life on them going on.

And when He gets bored with breeding little zoos around the place I reckon He is going to get up to some real fun playing Star Wars with the whole lot.

Don't ever say you weren't warned.
Harikrish
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10/6/2018 3:20:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Willows wrote:
Thomas Edison was thought to have tried and failed over a thousand times before he invented the light globe. It would have driven him (and his family) nuts in the process.

But that's nothing compared to God's mucking around whilst creating the universe.

Although it is to be commended that He supposedly did it all in six days, Look at all the wastage.

It is estimated that there are 10 trillion planets and suns in the universe so, The Guy must have been going completely ape making 1. 6 trillion blobs a day before getting the Earth just right.

But, If that's not enough, Astronomers have discovered that the universe is continuing to expand at an accelerating rate.

That must mean His Holiness is still at it, Wildly lobbing giant atomic bombs and giant spherical rocks randomly into the void at an ever-increasing rate of knots.

Surely, Isn't it time some of you theists, Who talk to God, Just let Him know that He can stop now, We are perfectly happy with what we have. ? Otherwise, Of course, His attention is going to be completely taken up in His workshop and will be ignoring your needs.

I don't like to say it and this is mere speculation of course but I think that He just might have some other planets with life on them going on.

And when He gets bored with breeding little zoos around the place I reckon He is going to get up to some real fun playing Star Wars with the whole lot.

Don't ever say you weren't warned.

Have you exhausted all the possible reasons why Australia was created geographically, Culturally and intellectually isolated from the rest of the world and turned into a penal colony?

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